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sezduck

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Just a geek that gave up on the bird site a long time ago.

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Time to put my rectangle on the nighttime thing that makes it go during the daytime and lay on the bigger, softer rectangle and be unconscious.

sezduck, to tech
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“…I can’t see a single reason why these devices aren’t simply apps.”

Agreed.

https://9to5mac.com/2024/04/30/ai-hardware/

sezduck, to random
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The “Birds Aren’t Real” guy “admitted” that it was all an experiment & commentary on ludicrous conspiracy theories.

The birds got to him!

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I heard the US government is banning Tick Tock. Do I need to get rid of my analog clocks??

#OutOfTouch

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I would make a joke about irony, but honestly, I don't know if anyone actually understands what it is.

And if I did someone would inevitably come along in the comments, and try to explain irony, and even more inevitably someone would correct them, and then really this is just a joke about hubris, which is probably ironic, but who the hell knows.

sezduck,
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@RickiTarr @maxleibman I checked the replies for an Alanis Morissette comment and was not disappointed.

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Tahiti, it’s a magical place.

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Don’t sleep on telling people not to sleep on things.

sezduck, to HashtagGames
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#ExplainVintageTechnology
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Every town had its own Netflix!

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#ExplainVintageTechnology
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It was a watch that not only told you the time… it was also a calculator! 🤯🤯🤯

Now 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩’𝙨 a smart watch!!

sezduck, to HashtagGames
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Blowing into the cartridge was actually part of the game! It was very much ahead of its time.

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Hello! I want to do a Spooky Picture Prompt! So, find a picture in your camera roll that would represent the phrase:

Last Picture on the Camera Roll

This should be spooky, but completely up to your own interpretation. Here's one from me, with weird eclipse light.

sezduck,
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@RickiTarr

sezduck, to random
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Watch out for vampires during the eclipse.

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What a surprise! /s
https://futurism.com/the-byte/cybertruck-owners-forum-breakdowns

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Someone is waiting in the Fediverse to fight with you about some point in history at all times.

sezduck,
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@RickiTarr @Basmitharts I disagree that you could properly explain why Ricki is wrong with only a 75 post thread! Allow me to explain… 1/34,639

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👍
https://9to5mac.com/2024/04/03/right-to-disconnect-law/

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Okay, going through my pics again, because my phone is threatening me, here's some deep cuts from way back. Feel free to share your own if you'd like to.

This is one of those 90's Welcome To Windows boxes, that are all gray with black text, it says: Did you know... Touch your monitor, it is warm like flesh. But it is not flesh. Not yet.
Two figures about to hug F1: I want to hold you... F2: Yay F1: Accountable for your actions F2: Whoa Whoa Whoa
A drawing of a girl with a header that says listen to your heart. The girls opens a little door to her heart and it says: I'd like to be fucked like a sluuuttt

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@RickiTarr @jdeisenberg 🤣 those get progressively funnier!

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It would appear I woke up fully energized and ready to be silly.

My apologies in the absence of quality.

sezduck,
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@mentallyalex I also apologize for my absence of quality, however I don’t have a good reason.

sezduck, to random
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#Ivory lists still do not respect the native Mastodon filters. I reported this issue to the @ivory team more than 7 months ago. 😐

This is extremely disappointing. Filters are an extremely important feature, & many of us count on them for our mental wellbeing.

Ivory is a paid subscription-based app. Other apps (many from dev teams of one, some of them free) have had no problem implementing this.

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@ivory @TWSheppard Thanks for the response. I have it set to filter from “home and lists” in the native web app. The web app & other iOS apps do the proper filtering in my lists, but Ivory does not.

I prefer to use the native filters so that I can continue to try different clients without losing my filters.

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The midrash: the untold narrative between the moment Riker has to make a decision about inter-planetary intercourse, and the cut to when she is leading him out the door, as she promised in that exchange.
:chefs_kiss:
#FirstContact #StarTrekTNG #AllStarTrek @allstartrek

sezduck,
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@xris @allstartrek #AllStarTrek #FirstContact #StarTrekTNG

It took a lot to talk Riker into that didn’t it? 😂

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I'm not here to yuck anyone's yum. I fully support whatever two consenting adults want to do, but please don't rub your vanilla heterosexual sex in my face.

sezduck,
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@RickiTarr Sex and garlic bread (or sandwiches) are not mutually exclusive.

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You’d think it would be difficult for me to toot something that is nothing more than a blatant copy of a popular catchphrase from an internet celebrity.

But it’s actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.

sezduck, to HashtagGames
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#OddThingsRecertified
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Bottles of beer on the wall.

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The one thing I miss about Twitter is…

Nothing. There is nothing I miss about Twitter.

sezduck, to VisionPro
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Yeah, the Apple is big & clunky now, but in a few years, it’ll be amazing…

Fry, from Futurama, leaning back viewing a computer window floating in front of his face.

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