sezduck

sezduck, 9 days ago to random

When you want that dopamine hit, but you have nothing new to say, it’s time to 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝘁𝗼𝗼𝘁𝘀!

RickiTarr, 9 days ago to random

Alright, lots of heavy discussions today, so let's talk about something silly!

What is a movie that always makes you laugh?

Personal pick:

Anything Mel Brooks, but Robin Hood: Men in Tights, it's just funny every time I watch it.

sezduck, 7 days ago to random

sezduck, 8 days ago to HashtagGames

NBC just greenlit a new sitcom called #HashtagGames to lead their new Must See TV Thursday night lineup.

#FakeSitcomFacts

sezduck, 5 months ago to random

Sponsored post:
Every time a bell rings, Red Bull gives you wings.

RickiTarr, 13 days ago to random

Have I been doing ibuprofen wrong?

sezduck, 1 year ago to apple

#HomePod

Hey Siri turn on the lights

𝘗𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘙𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘣𝘺 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘐𝘮𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴

Hey Siri stop. Hey Siri turn on the lights

𝘚𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸

(I fumble in the dark, find the plug, reboot my HomePod)

Hey Siri turn on the lights

𝘖𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘤
𝘚𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸

(I fumble around in the dark, find plug, reboot my router)

Hey Siri turn on the lights

𝘐 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘞𝘪𝘬𝘪𝘱𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢. 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘯 𝘏𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘔𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘛𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴

I like the dark

#tech

sezduck, 19 days ago to random

McDonald’s has made McFlurries with Oreos. McDonald’s has made McFlurries with M&Ms.

But, this time, they’ve gone too far.

RickiTarr, 21 days ago to random

Y'all, I like all the Treks, I can't deal with your fighting, please think of the children.

sezduck, 22 days ago to HashtagGames

#RelaxABookShowOrMovie
#HashtagGames

James at the Giant Beach

sezduck, 23 days ago to ChatGPT

Providing #ChatGPT excerpts out of context can be frightening 😂
#AI

sezduck, 23 days ago to random

The best use case for AI would be a Mastodon plugin I could enable to filter doomscrolling posts without the need to filter specific keywords, mute users , etc. (only if said AI was actually “smart” enough to consistently & accurately identify doomscrolling posts without false positives).

sezduck, 24 days ago to StarTrek

#StarTrek #AllStarTrek

RickiTarr, 28 days ago to random

Remembering when this Tomb Raider came out, and thinking, Wow, game graphics can't get much better than this!

RickiTarr, 29 days ago to random

What is the thing(s) that attracts you to a person romantically or otherwise?

sezduck, 28 days ago to random

Not sure if I’m having an existential crisis or if it’s just part of my programming in the simulation.

dgar, 1 month ago to random

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sezduck, 1 month ago to Nintendo

I just gained some respect for #Nintendo
#gaming #Xitter

https://gonintendo.com/contents/35261-the-nintendo-switch-is-losing-its-twitter-x-integration-next-month

mentallyalex, 1 month ago to random

I struggle to report on today out of fear of being callous to the greater world. Please know that I have spent a lot of time worried today. Our climate is a problem, the politicians around the world seem dedicated to mutual destruction, price gouging and other things are rampant.

However, in the minute of the day. In the precious moments and tiny details...today has been very wonderful.

A small accommodation was made to help me feel at ease in a location. It wasn't major, nothing too troubling I don't think, and the venue agreed. I was able to attend with a much higher level of enjoyment and "normal".

It's not that I travel through the world crashing and breaking into things. I don't lumber through the world like a hulking monster seeking shelter from the storms. I am able to carry conversation, watch movies, and do a great many things that everyone else does. However, I need to pivot slightly to enjoy myself fully. I was just super grateful for the experience.

The weather is humid and gross, the windows are closed and the breeze is a cold and shivery gale. But I was treated like a valuable member of society with needs that should be met. That isn't something that always happens and I wanted to remark on it .

RickiTarr, 1 month ago to random

Human who works a job, caregives for children, parents, pets, or relatives, cooks, cleans, shops, is on committees, volunteers, helps with family's extracurriculars, tries to make it to family and friend social events, exercise, eat right, and maybe even do a hobby they are interested in: Doc, I don't know why I'm so tired, and stressed all the time.

Billionaires and Politicians: The problem is people are lazy, and just don't want to work.

matt, 1 month ago to random

“RAM gets cheaper over time. That’s something we forget sometimes as Apple customers because it doesn’t happen for us” 😂

video/mp4

RickiTarr, 1 month ago to random

What cracks me up is when you go to a restaurant, and they ask if you've been there before, and then they say, "Well, we do things a little different here", and then it's exactly like every other restaurant, but more expensive.

sezduck, 1 month ago to random

Coming soon: When you get gas and pay at the pump with a credit card, it will prompt you to add a tip.

sezduck, 9 months ago to random

This user’s profile has gone 0️⃣ days without a stupid, pointless toot.