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I'm an older geek dad in the California bay area.

Please talk to me about #coffee , #puns , #infosec , #books , #scifi, #ttrpg, or other geeky topics.

I like cheesy 80s pop music, Rush, and GloryHammer. No apologies.

I've discovered #mastocats hash tag, and #mosstodon and #photography and they've all made this a much more humane place.

I like seeing the "slice of life" posts from real people. These kinds of moments are what connects us.

Pronouns: he/him

#Infosec, #nerd, #dad, older #geek.

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RickiTarr, to random
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One of the things I love is when a noob starts watching Trek shows for the first time, and they're like, This is so silly, it's ridiculous, that guy turned into a lizard and impregnated his captain, that lady got possessed by a sex ghost that belonged to her grandma, the captain is sorting a room full of floofy guinea pigs, the ship runs on mushrooms, this theme song makes no sense, and I'm just like Yeah, isn't it great?! You either get it or you don't, I don't know what to tell you.

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@RickiTarr @Kierkegaanks

There is a fine line between between enjoying it, and criticizing it for "not making sense".

You just know.

It's like the difference between a good bad movie, and a bad bad movie.

pseudonym, to Animal
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You've all been very good. Have a picture of a bun-bun I saw on my walk.

#animal #photo #mosstodon

Baby bunny in a park, nibbling on a plant

pseudonym, to random
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Friendly reminder not to link to, repost, reblog or otherwise reshare the "bad stuff" be it racism, politics, hate speech, whatever, even if your intent is just to ridicule it.

That's...how...it... spreads and finds an audience.

Call the bad actors out on their shit. Didn't let it slide. Speak up. That's how they know they didn't have a willing audience with you.

But please, don't directly link to their hate speech, helping it spread. That's what they want. A platform.

Thanks.

pseudonym, to android
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New Device. The "copy all my apps and data files over" is getting much better than it used to be, by why in the name of dog, can they not copy over notification preferences, or add a global default option to be "silent notifications"?

I have to go and manually re-mute almost all the apps.

There are a very few apps I want dinging my phone, ever. Go ahead and give me the dot, and even the one line silent notification at the top, but annoy me once with a ding I didn't need, and muted.

foone, to random
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Apparently DoorDash has started filling in missing item descriptions by generating them with AI.

I'm sure this'll not cause ANY problems

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@foone

What the what now?

Hilarity ensues, until it's your order.

Alexlee, to academicchatter
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Nobody told me about the snakes! #phdlife #phd @academicchatter

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@Alexlee @academicchatter

Pokemon music plays in background...

I choose you...mongoose!

pseudonym, to ai
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More #AI shenanigans.

https://nitter.poast.org/petergyang/status/1793480607198323196#m

Link to X/Twitter replaced with nitter link.

Tl;Dr AI suggested adding glue to pizza to make the cheese stick. Sourced from 11 year old reddit post.

These are all good fun to mock until someone actually gets hurt taking these responses literally.

I'm torn. I've thrown my share of shade at #LLM s and the rush to shove "AI" into everything, and even what they do well, one can argue if it's worth the cost.

But I've seen some useful stuff too.

pseudonym, to KindActions
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and on a daily basis can be at odds with existential dread and fear for the future. It creates a good bit of cognitive dissonance.

RickiTarr, to random
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Would half chicken half ducks be called Chucks or Dickens?

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@RickiTarr

Duckens. It's a Turducken minus the turkey.

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@angiebaby @RickiTarr

Fair enough.

I tried to come up with something with "sturdy" (like "hearty") but got nothin

GottaLaff, to Canada
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Ugh, totally wasted open house. Lookee-loo City. I'm so glad this was our last one before we leave. The rest will be after, and the house will be vacant.

Sigh.

So, with that, I'll perk myself up (and hopefully you) with another dopey gif.

I can't believe it'll be a week from tomorrow!

Have a good evening, everyone!
🇨🇦

video/mp4

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@GottaLaff

Hello. We are Luis and Lois Lookie.

pseudonym, to random
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Aircraft museum.

Retro future that could have been.

Commuter electric VTOL aircraft

pseudonym, to tesla
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Riding in passenger seat in the car, looking at my phone, and some nearby car (a #Tesla) tried to Bluetooth pair with me.

It nominally had the owners's name in the pairing request. That's a #privacy and #infosec problem.

I denied the request, of course, but was really tempted to accept, then play "Baby Shark" out their speakers.

pseudonym, to aiart
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Another banger from @pluralistic . I don't know how he consistently keeps putting these out.

https://mamot.fr/@pluralistic/112435369749859354

There are too many great lines for a single pull quote. Spend the 5 minutes, read the whole thing.

This is brilliant stuff about #aiArt #copyright and the nature of meaning.

RickiTarr, to random
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Okay, since I'm on laundry today, a little story.

When hubs and I first got married, we were very much enjoying our little Honeymoon Bubble, and we were being lazy as Hell. We didn't do many chores, but the laundry we really let go. We weren't wearing many clothes at home anyway, so why bother. Anyhow, after weeks we finally reached the swimming suit bottoms situation, and decided it was time. It was loads and loads of laundry that needed done, so I had my husband back the trunk of the car up to a window of the house, then he popped the trunk, and I started tossing laundry out of the window into the trunk. We went to the bank, got about $30 bucks in quarters, and found the emptiest laundry mat we could, and did it all in one fell swoop. We folded it all and loaded it back into the car using those wheeled laundry carts. We never let it get that bad again, and decided it was time to be adults, and do regular chores, but it still makes me laugh imagining what the neighbors and the laundry attendant thought.

Feel free to share your own laundry story, if you feel like it, I love hearing people's stories!

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@commonst @RickiTarr

Electric dryer started drying less and less. There was still hot air, but clothes were damp, the lint in lint trap was damp, and the "condenser" (removable second filter thingy) was filling with water. Cleaned all the vents and such.

Paid the $100 for a tech to come out and look and horribly embarrassed when he pulled out the mesh lint screen I had been clearing, and pointed out it should be see through, not translucent, when clean.

Deep cleaned filter fixed it. Airflow.

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