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markarayner

@markarayner@mas.to

Human-shaped, monkey-loving, robot-fighting, pirate-hearted, storytelling junkie, Mark is an award-winning author of satire and science fiction.

(alt texts: avatar is mark looking worried in a space helmet. The banner is a herd of dairy cattle running away from an invading swarm of UFOs.)

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markarayner, to writing
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"Artists are people who are not at all interested in the facts—only in the truth. You get the facts from outside. The truth you get from inside." –Ursula K. Le Guin

How to be a writer:
https://lithub.com/ursula-k-le-guin-on-how-to-become-a-writer/

markarayner, to Ravens
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A raven, diagramming how he's going to murder us all.

markarayner, to Cat
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Good morning, sir. Do you have a moment to talk about ?

markarayner, to Cat
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How it's been going this May.

a tiger with white patches over its eyes that make it look old as it grumbles between sneezes, but otherwise is a gentleman

markarayner, to irony
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Don't worry, the Irony Police have already been alerted.

#ironic #irony #humor #humour #robot #robots

markarayner, to Humor
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They have nothing but scorn for the poor English cucumber, slowly liquefying in the crisper.

markarayner, to Cat
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"No, you can't use this to dry your clothes. Not until I've had a chance to barf on everything, anyway."

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour

markarayner, to animals
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That includes your "special" brownies, Larry!

markarayner, to Dog
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Me and my perfectly normal thoughts.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #raccoon #TrashPanda #humor #humour

markarayner, to writing
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Savage, but funny!

@ilanderz on FB.]

#writing #writingcommunity #humor #humour #PieChart #Infographic #AmWriting #bookstodon

markarayner, to Cats
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Catzilla!

markarayner, to Cat
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Another meditative

markarayner, to writing
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I once asked a writer friend why she wrote, and she replied, with total sincerity: "For revenge."

#amwriting #writing #WritingCommunity #humor #humour

MrLovenstein, to random
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Secret Panel HERE 😌 https://tapas.io/episode/3009766

markarayner,
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@MrLovenstein “You always own the option of having no opinion. There is never any need to get worked up or to trouble your soul about things you can't control. These things are not asking to be judged by you.” -Marcus Aurelius

markarayner, to Humor
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Horrified by the interrobang? I present the aberration that is the exclamation comma. May it never be used!

#punctuation #grammar #grammarNazi #humor #humour

markarayner, to animals
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Shades of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Two horses, their owner, and an exceptionally dangerous bunny.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/vntgr9/that_thing_could_rip_us_to_shreds_julia/

#animals #animal #horses #horse #bunny #rabbit #humor #humour #spoof #ICYMI

two horses are frightened by a bunny and their owner tries to coax them past it, but they won't go. Eventually the human scares the bunny away. The horses talk in australian accents in the video and explain how scary the bunny is, while the human tries to convince them it safe

markarayner, to coffee
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It's an infinite coffee kinda morning.

markarayner, to Cat
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When you finally finish your keto diet.

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #keto #carbs #humor #humour

markarayner, to Cat
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When your downstairs neighbor is kinda' noisy.

cat looking upset as it sits on a cat cave while another cat roars around inside the cat cave making lots of noise

markarayner, to Humor
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Anarchy in the UK

#humor #humour #animals #animal #weird #signs

markarayner, to Humor
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Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell

Where the banshees live and they do live well

markarayner, to Humor
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This would have been good to have in 2016.

#humor #humour #book #books #multiverse #parallelworlds

markarayner, to Cat
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When the goblin gets his scritches. [sound on!]

a black cat getting scritches and making funny noises

markarayner, to Cat
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Finally, an explanation for R2D2's sass!

markarayner, to Cat
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May the Fourth be with you -- edition!

Star Wars stormtrooper holding a grey and very hairy tabby awkwardly
Star Wars sand person holding an adorable black cat with bright yellow eyes

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