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john

@john@phparch.social

Company: php[architect]
Podcaster: PHPUgly / php[podcast]
Enjoys Paragliding, time with family, learning. Thoughts and toots are mine.

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After hearing so many great talks at around good API documentation, I am back in the real world dealing with horrendous API documentation.

john, to random
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Some of my friends have already left for #phptek.

john, to random
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Considering switching mailing platform from MailChimp to something else. Any recommendations?

john, to random
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Trying something new for @phptek this year. If you can't make it for a 3 day conference, we just added 1 and 2 day ticket options.

We'd love to have you join us in Chicago this April 23-25.

https://tek.phparch.com

john, to random
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Things are transpiring with @phptek. Airfare for the speakers has started, now we just need YOU (yes, I'm looking at you) to be an attendee. It's going to be so much fun!

Apr 23-25, in Chicago. Join us!
https://tek.phparch.com

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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@john @eric During PHPUgly last night I mentioned "home row" mods but YouTube chat wouldn't share any comment I made with a link. Here's a link to the article about it and why people are trying it https://precondition.github.io/home-row-mods

I had to replace the controller on my Advantage2 LF with an open source one so I could use QMK...so I could use home row mods.

john,
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@grmpyprogrammer Thanks for sharing, checking it out now.

You should join us in discord instead. ;-)

@eric

john, to random
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So, because of a counting mistake on my part, @phptek will now have 4 tracks of awesomness to choose from. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

#countingishard #ranoutoffingers

john,
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@Crell @phptek trying to read the subtext.

Is that a positive "How could you?" or a negative one?

john,
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@Crell @phptek I only asked because I could see some speakers get upset that they're talk may get diluted. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

I don't think that would happen, but you never know.

john, to random
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It was so hard sending out the @phptek rejection letters. I've received some "why?" questions.

We will always try to be as transparent as possible. If you want specifics, please reach out, but here's the most probable answer.

  1. We request people to submit 3-5 talks. We usually want people to give 2 talks at the conference.

  2. International travel is expensive. We can only afford a few Int'l speakers.

  3. The pool is big, we can only choose about 30ish speakers out of all submissions.

john,
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@sarah @phptek It's stuck in limbo of somewhere between not accepted and not rejected. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Have a great holiday and happy new year.

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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โ€œZiff Davis presents /dev/hellโ€

john,
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@grmpyprogrammer what?!?! Is it making a comeback?

john, to random
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We have secured our first keynote speaker for @tek 2024. Canโ€™t wait to share more as we can.

john, to random
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Opportunity missed for a second green check. You try to pee over your head like that and hit yourself in the face, all good.

john, to random
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OMG, so many great talks submitted to @phptek. I've only scratched the surface of evaluating them and finding it so hard to choose.

Thank you everyone for submitting! Can't wait to see what we come up with for a schedule.

Get your Blind Early Bird priced tickets now before time runs out and the price goes up. Plus you might be able to use it as a write off for this year... ;-)

john, to random
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Today's the final day to submit to php[tek]'s call for speakers.

https://tek.phparch.com/speakers

john, to random
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Call For Speakers:

Time is running out if you want a chance to speak at php[tek] in April.

Visit https://tek.phparch.com/speakers to submit.

john, to random
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This is a really good video if you want to understand my feelings on the subject. I have others if you are interested in learning more as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsQno0JK7eI

ericmann, to python
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Good morning new followers! It's great to have you here :-)

For those who don't know me well, I'm a software dev from the Pacific Northwest. Professionally I focus on and . Recreationally I play with and .

I write (https://amzn.to/3V3ExHE), occasionally blog (https://eric.mann.blog), and love to speak (https://joind.in/user/EricMann). Mostly, I enjoy playing with tech and spending time with my kids outdoors.

It's great to meet you!

john,
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@ericmann HEY!!! You forgot about your other writing which comes out EVERY MONTH!

john, to random
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Had a non-developer QA person today pronounce NGrok as N G Rock. It was hilarious and now I wish that was the name.

john, to random
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This is your friendly reminder, we want you to submit your talk ideas for php[tek] 2024. Time is running out, submit now.

https://tek.phparch.com/speakers

john, to random
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The @phptek Call For Speakers is off to a good start. Would love to see your submissions included.

Please make our job difficult to choose good presentations.

https://tek.phparch.com/speakers

dgoosens, to php
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Finally take the time to go through the recordings of @tek 2023 (I bought a virtual pass)

FWIW the audio and video quality is just perfect and @eric & @john did an awesome post-editing job !

BTW:
Blind Early Bird for #PHPTek2024 are already for sale
https://tek.phparch.com/

#php #phpconf

john,
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@dgoosens @tek @eric Thank you for the review, we also learned so much and we are positive 2024 will be better quality.

john, to random
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We are taking the @phparch php[podcast] live on YouTube right now. Come join us: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8Cg8qQgx5Q&ab_channel=php%5Barchitect%5D

john,
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@7php @phparch

Yeah, I quickly tooted out my mistake. I realized it but it was too late.

I then talked about it on the php[podcast] today. https://YouTube.com/phparch

Thank you for reaching out in case we hadnโ€™t seen it.

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