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jennwrites

@jennwrites@mastodon.social

Writer, Glitch & Fastly. A friend told me I sound like a “really intelligent surfer.” she/her

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuck, as the parent of an actor I’m gonna have to learn how to deal with rejection too in order to model how to handle it. Parenting is too much sometimes.

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Fall Guy is the best movie of 2024 so far, by a lot! Just non-stop fun from start to finish and Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt are so freaking talented, just an absolute pleasure to watch. And my god, Winston Duke was one of my favorite characters, just non stop grinning when he was onscreen. Go see it!!

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The bigger the dog, the happier I am to see them. I don’t know why, I don’t make the rules.

jennwrites, to random
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Love to hurt my neck by …sleeping for 10 hours?

fox, to random
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please step into my office

A wonderfully relaxed blue Burmese cat splattered in the sun on a dining table (where he definitely shouldn’t be).

jennwrites,
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@fox sooo pretty! I want to go there!

danilo, (edited ) to random
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Man you know what I haven’t heard about in AGES

that weird libertarian text editing app whose name escapes me and had ugly design

it really seemed to have a Moment, then Obsidian took over all its niches in my cultural view

edit: @jennwrites reminds me it was Roam

jennwrites,
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@danilo hmmm, roam??

jennwrites,
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@danilo ugh I had people in my life that were like FORGET NOTION you need a personal database 😂

I was cool cool cool I had just imported my whole life from OmniFocus into Notion on their rec

jennwrites, to random
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It’s Monday and I need a laugh. Has anyone ever given you a nickname?

Mine was in fifth grade, my teacher gave me the nickname “Pancake” because I was “so flat” as in SLIM “like a spatula” but regardless I was called Pancake Turner thru my senior year. 😫😫😫

jennwrites, to random
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I regret to report that there is no longer anywhere you can live to avoid the extreme effects of climate change.

rechelon, to random
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What songs do you sing to the dogs in your life?

jennwrites,
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@rechelon “Wake up Maggie” “My Maggie Lies Over the Ocean” “Sweet Maggie-line” “How Much is that Maggie in the Window” etc., 😂

jennwrites, to 11ty
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Working on updating my blog to use @11ty so I’m very excited to attend the International Symposium on Making Websites Real Good 🥳

jennwrites, to random
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My therapist wants me to write a book about parenting 🤔🤔🤔

jennwrites, to random
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Hoping against hope that everyone who used the word plandemic, bought a maga hat, or thanked Jesus for djt gets raptured any time now.

sue, to random
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People refusing to let their kids get the HPV vaccine which prevents cancer because they think it encourages them to be sexually active must be some sort of record for something, idk what 💩

jennwrites,
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@sue that’s insane, my little one started getting them at 11 for her future health ugh

sue, to random
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I'd be quite happy if the entire royal family fell down a well but this middleton story is wild, what are these slippery fuckers up to this time

https://news.sky.com/story/picture-agencies-pull-kate-photo-amid-manipulation-concerns-13092352

jennwrites,
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@sue it’s EVERYWHERE over here

jennwrites, to random
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You guys, I thought this whole time that TWIN PEAKS was a Lynch style restaurant dedicated to the PNW 😭😭😭 it’s like a woodsy HOOTERS and I’m so mad!!!!!!

jennwrites,
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I have always wistfully passed them like I should go, I bet they have PNW beers, etc.

JUST BOOBS I hate it

(Not boobs, everyone loves those, obvi)

jennwrites, to random
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People truly don’t value goood writing and I know this because a recruiter reached out with a “highly competitive” offer to me that was $40,000 below my current salary.

danilo, to random
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A silicon valley musical would need an homage to the Weather Girls titled "It's 'Splainin' Men”

jennwrites,
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@danilo googles “what is the opposite of hallelujah”

jennwrites, to random
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Someone near me owns an automatic weapon based on the 30ish consecutive shots being fired in the air in my neighborhood for the third time just now

jennwrites, to random
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Does anyone else think about the amount of single use items in their home and feel just absolutely dreadful?

I’ve started weighing my purchases more carefully in terms of how much longer the things I buy will outlive me/its purpose/etc. but it’s very overwhelming ☹️

janl, (edited ) to vegan
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Home-made American Chocolate Chip™ cookies in the varieties: peanuts, walnuts, pistachios and cocoa. 🤤🍪

Update: recipe here: https://writing.jan.io/2024/02/03/chocolate-chip-cookie-recipe.html

jennwrites,
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@janl these look so yummy!! Great job 👏

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It’s a new year so of course I’m curious about what dev newsletters you all are enjoying right now, tell me!! Boosts appreciated ☺️

danilo, to random
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Real innovation would be automating the bed linen situation across all dimensions but we’re not ready for that conversation

jennwrites,
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@danilo that’s what I was thinking the other day! AI should be folding and sorting and storing my laundry, not writing sponcon

sue, to random
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Tried to google trauma dumping but autocorrect changed it to trauma dumpling, the results however did not disappoint

jennwrites,
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@sue omg it’s like looking in a mirror

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