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heiglandreas

@heiglandreas@phpc.social

Father. Husband. PHP-Nerd. Draughtsman. Soil-Scientist. Brewer. Rescue-Diver. OSS-Maintainer. Challenge-Accepter.

Homebase roughly 50N 8E

@ teamup.com, ingewikkeld.net & stella-maris.solutions

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sarah, to php
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I have used for over twenty years. I know it’s power and I’ve seen it mature as a first class language.

Haters will hate. But PHP is one of the most powerful and versatile languages in the world.

From CLI to web and everything in between, PHP can do it. You can and should feel good about choosing PHP for your project.

ralphruthe, to random German
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Symbolbild Bayern.

fj, (edited ) to random
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Today the Swiss Army is landing the FA-18 fighter jets on the highways. It's an exercise to train the pilots at landing on "decentralized" infrastructure in case of degraded airbases.
#AlphaUno

fj, (edited )
@fj@mastodon.social avatar

And of course, the Swiss Army wouldn't land a fighter jet on the highway without paying for the highway tax sticker
#vignette #AlphaUno

php, to random
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:windows: Windows DLLs for most PECL extensions are back!

🏗️ @shivammathur has been working on GitHub Actions to automate the builds of these extensions.

➡️ The next step is automating these builds so that extension authors can include steps in their release actions as well!

wortspielfettgesicht, to random German
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: verhängt ein sofortiges Hochwasser:innen-Verbot.

ramsey, (edited ) to php
@ramsey@phpc.social avatar

I haven’t said it in a while, but I want to make sure everyone knows that I really appreciate what @eric and @john are doing at @phparch. I think the work they’re doing is awesome!

You should check out @phparch.

(No one is paying me for this promotion, nor have I been asked to do this.)

ralphruthe, to random German
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Einige Menschen, mit denen ich gut befreundet bin, waren an der Idee und Umsetzung dieses Videos beteiligt, darum teile ich es sehr gerne:

video/mp4

sandlapper37, to random
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mobileatom, to php
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Of Tools and Dependencies. #PHP

https://andreas.heigl.org/?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

Posted into SYMFONY FOR THE DEVIL @symfony

P0llyticks, to random German
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Retoot because no ALT text.

pierstoval, to random French
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I absolutely hate this capitalistic view of Open Source, the saying "We do whatever we want, it's Open Source anyway".

This leads to philosophies like "Let's rewrite this entire thing our way, and put some marketing on it, this will destroy the previous project and deny the work of all its contributors, but hey, it's Open Source".

Or even "Let's take this entire project, add our brand, put some glitter and marketing on it, and sell it, without giving any fucks to its maintainers".

Hate them.

rttf, to random
@rttf@techhub.social avatar

To the point :1000:

SenseException, to random German
@SenseException@phpc.social avatar

It's 2024 and spam mails still don't get umlauts right.

hansaplast42, to random German
@hansaplast42@social.wastedalpaca.wtf avatar

Ich empfehle wirklich allen sich die Vorsorgehinweise des BBK durchzulesen und zu befolgen.

  • Packt einen Notfallrucksack
  • achtet ein bisschen darauf Vorräte zu haben (denkt auch an Haustiere!)
  • braucht ihr regelmäßig Medikamente?
  • kauft euch ein Radio mit Batterie/Kurbelrad. Die gibt es für ein paar €
  • starke Taschenlampe falls Strom weg ist und ihr Nachts aufs Dach müsst, etc

(1/2)

https://www.bbk.bund.de/DE/Warnung-Vorsorge/Vorsorge/vorsorge_node.html

#unwetter

Freyja, to random French
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Need ! :blob_fearful: :blob_heart_eyes:

lovinurbanism, to random German
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Die Macher dieses Videos haben die Remigrationspläne der AfD zu Ende gedacht.

Ich bin mir nicht ganz sicher, wie ich es finde. Aber seht selbst.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TCAbixhyj4

bitboss, to random German
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Amazing quote by Rebecca Paraons at Domain-Driven Design Europe:

“If the people don‘t talk, the systems won‘t talk“

blume_bob, to random German
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“Rechtsextremes Gedankengut zu normalisieren, genau das ist der Sinn und Zweck der Popkulturalisierung. Es ist die aktiv betriebene Verschiebung von Grenzen, von »Baselines«. Durch Ohrwürmer oder vermeintlich lustige Memes gelangt so rechtes Gedankengut ins Kinderzimmer und auf den Pausenhof.”

https://www.spiegel.de/panorama/bildung/sylt-wie-rechtsextremes-gedankengut-die-schulhoefe-erreicht-kolumne-a-acea8a1e-3071-47bf-81d0-6775f68ba1fb?sara_ref=re-so-app-sh

blume_bob,
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Letzter Absatz meines Gastbeitrags

asgrim, to random
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Microservices aren't a silver bullet. Rewriting your monolith into microservices because you think it's unwieldy or difficult to maintain will not solve your problems. Thanks for your attention.

maccath, to php
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The life of a maintainer (and generally any back-end engineer) - if your existence is acknowledged, something's probably gone wrong! I feel you, @jrf_nl

Thank you to all of the package maintainers out there 💕

formschub, to random German
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»Auf Sylt war’s der Alkohol, beim Aiwanger war’s der Bruder, bei Höcke nur ein Missverständnis, Oma hat von nichts gewusst und Opa nur Befehle befolgt. Irgendwas ist halt immer in Deutschland.«
( via @paul_starzmann auf Twitter )

luna, to random
@luna@pony.social avatar

This email found you. Roll initiative.

jeroen94704,
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@luna Natural 1. How typical.

hukl, to random
@hukl@chaos.social avatar

TIL: There is a shop in my neighborhood focussing on alcohol free drinks as in alcohol free rum, whiskey, gin, wine, champagne etc. Mhmm actually a bit curious how an alcohol free whiskey would be like. Sharing this because I know a handful of non-alcohol peeps.

https://nuechtern.berlin

workchronicles, to random
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maccath, to random
@maccath@phpc.social avatar

On my way to the airport for this week in Berlin. I'll be delivering two talks - 🔐 Auth 101 and 🧅 Shrek, Onions and Architecture.

Looking forward to seeing some familiar faces and indomitable @jrf_nl, @zzap, @michelle and @jessicamauerhan!

Will you be there? :)

maccath,
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@michelle @ieatkillerbees @jrf_nl @zzap @jessicamauerhan we should organise an invite-only women in tech conference and write it off as a business expense. 😬

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