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bonzoesc

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lizard appreciator, computer toucher, florida man

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bonzoesc, to random
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"you can tell it's a modern xbox because you're playing the #1 xbox game, 'update controller'"

mcc, to random
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Hey is it too late to request that APTs get named something else? After the xz thing I'm having to worry about APTs attacking my apt and that's just too confusing

bonzoesc,
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@mcc also when they attack debian & ubuntu package infrastructure it's confusing; maybe Nation States & Associates, or "NSA" for short?

bonzoesc, to random
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liblzma tarballs

bonzoesc, to random
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thousand island stare

thomasfuchs, to random
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Like fucking Kinder Surprise eggs are illegal in the US but these death trap tech fetish and design vanity cars aren’t?
https://hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/112067487437700821

bonzoesc,
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@thomasfuchs I think GM pushed really hard for that, since c6 corvettes and probably related cadillacs also have that awful kind of door mechanism

bonzoesc, to random
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new emojis are incredible zwj poetry

bonzoesc, to random
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omg @ivory added a button to OCR images when composing descriptions

bonzoesc, to random
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good post about commit signing in git https://lobi.to/writes/wacksigning/

bonzoesc, to random
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lol the threads app is so full of zucc spyware it's bigger than three mastodon apps combined

mastodon official is 50.5mb
toot is 29.1mb
ivory is 38.7mb

bonzoesc, to random
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went to new orleans a month ago, jpegs from film came back a week ago #photograph

walking down a dimly-lit sidewalk behind some people, a line of cars with lit headlights forming an angle with lamps hanging off the building on the right the headlights all have red halos, and a red reflection artifact rings from a subaru to the top of the frame
an arrow sign with two internally-lit circles on it: "Jacques-Imo's," "Warm Beer, Lousy Food, Poor Service"
men in tuxedos on brick between buildings, with a field of fairy lights, with red halos around them, lighting the scene from above

mcc, to random
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There's some C code in the wikipedia page for "Hilbert Curve" and I would like to propose this code be removed from the "Hilbert Curve" page and moved to the "How Not to Comment Source Code" page

bonzoesc,
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@mcc i think in that c snippet, the variables are named because a math nerd named them

and the complaint about haskell is it's an entire language that only math nerds have ever named variables in

jerry, to random

pixel.infosec.exchange is back in business. my apologies for the outage. I will be more careful next time.

bonzoesc,
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@Sir_Boops @jerry

thomasfuchs, to random
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This is fine, right? Right?

“Best if used by January 2003”

bonzoesc,
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@thomasfuchs alkaline batteries are just like film, more fun when expired

jerry, to random

Playing bingo at the beach freezing my rear end off trying to warm up under a heater.

bonzoesc,
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@jerry lol it got so cold today, one minute I’m in downtown Miami and it’s 80, then I’m at MCO and it’s 70, now I’m out in the 321 and it’s 65 and wimdy

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Someone is operating fuel powered leaf blowers, but it's in the quiet hours of 13:00-15:00; you are only allowed to operate them from 9-13 and 15-17 (15-19? I don't know), so I better call the authorities to fine them, but I don't know who they are and the authorities may not get here on time to catch them committing the offence.

This is very annoying!

bonzoesc,
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@juliank they’re commercial leaf blower people, they don’t really care in my experience

bonzoesc, to random
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test video

video/mp4

jenn, to random
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every day for the next 500 days the news can make up a name of a guy and say they dropped out of the race for speaker of the house and i would be like ok……

bonzoesc,
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@jenn they need to burn through some of the guys with funny names like "tommy tuberville"

Angle, to random
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...So, has anyone else encountered the argument against Modern Decadence? That is to say, the idea that the modern consumerist era is unreasonably decadent across the board?

bonzoesc,
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@Angle @InternetEh i think there's definitely a difference between "having a six-figure-a-seat paid party in a wine cave during a global pandemic is decadence" and "wanting to sleep in a building and have a delicious and healthy meal after work every day while employed in a call center or coffee shop is decadence"

bonzoesc, to photography
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morn

#photography

a fisherman holding a rod, silhouetted against the blue water reflecting the orange sky
a wading bird with long legs and long beak, walking through ebbing seafoam as water churns behind them, casting a shadow onto the orange-lit sand
two small wading birds at the boundary between seafoam and sand, casting shadows at sunrise

tef, to random
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it's been a while but i wrote some flamebait

"enshittification is what happens when a disney adult learns about captialism"

https://cohost.org/tef/post/3175066-enshittification-is

bonzoesc,
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@tef g_d thank you, i'm so annoyed with how quickly it went "specific point when an unsustainable company tightens the screws" to "price go up"

thomasfuchs, to random
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I really hope they do a good banger in that emergency message

bonzoesc,
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@thomasfuchs pretty boring sound

mcc, to random
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Okay so

Watch this video from 1:40 to 2:24 if you want to see something absolutely berserk that is somehow in the x86 instruction set

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz_xJPN7lAY&t=100s

bonzoesc,
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@mcc this rocks lmao, thanks for posting it

thomasfuchs, to random
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I really dislike how they changed the UI on the Apple Watch; on the Solar Dial you could use the crown to scroll through time, which was useful for astronomy stuff and now it just doesn't work?

Is there a setting to get the old behavior?

bonzoesc,
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@thomasfuchs no setting, but you can tap on the sun to put it on the crown

agreed on the bad change though

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thinking about this wall in the new part of the Trafford Centre. I guess they ran out of budget for another gaudy statue, so they just printed one instead

a creepily empty walkway has patterned stone tiles on the floor, marble columns (with a sign pointing towards the toilets), and two walls with printed-on graphics to make it look like there’s a stone sculptures and plants there
a close-up of me touching one of the fake plants in the art that’s printed on the wall; it’s visibly pixelated

bonzoesc,
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@Ninji hahahahaha amazing

bonzoesc, to random
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it would rock to be able to think like this

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