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Wileymiller

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Creator of the syndicated comic strip, “Non Sequitur".
If your newspaper is so horrifically bad that it doesn't carry #NonSequitur, you can read it every day at: https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur

Then call the editor of the paper and raise hell until they carry Non Sequitur.

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GottaLaff, to TeslaMotors
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"The first invasive brain chip that Neuralink embedded into a human brain has malfunctioned, with neuron-surveilling threads appearing to have become dislodged from the participant's brain, the company revealed in a blog post Wednesday." #Musk

https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/05/elon-musks-neuralink-reports-trouble-with-first-human-brain-chip/

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
There's something wrong with anyone's brain who agreed to have this done to them.

GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW 🧵 starts HERE.

Please remember I don’t reply while live-posting. Plz use NFL (Not For Laffy, but no hashtag) so I can ignore those replies.

1/

McB:

...At 2:14 p.m., Trump walks in, entourage in tow.

Boris Epshteyn just handed a piece of paper with a photo on it to Kaitlan Collins.

I thought he maybe said "Conway" to her, but I'm not exactly sure.

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
Merchan was very polite in not adding, "...asshole."

GottaLaff, to random
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#TrumpTrial preamble via McBrien:

There are many, many new faces here today, and it was dog eat dog trying to get a seat in the press overflow room.

I'm sure everyone just wants to experience the pristine, modern facilities of 100 Centre St.

Just kidding, it's Stormy, duh.

To give you a sense of just how hard it was to get in today — a member of the public who sat down behind me in the press overflow room personally hired a line sitter who got here at 3am.

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
Wow. So including Trump, that makes it a trifecta of turds.

Wileymiller, to random
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@GottaLaff
Here's our favorite congressman once again schooling republicans to start your day off right...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdeN7NSerMQ

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
Oh, I know. That's why I wanted to make sure you saw it and bring a smile to your lovely face.

GottaLaff, to random
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Barron named delegate for Florida at Republican National Convention - UPI.com https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2024/05/09/Barron-Trump-delegate-Florida-Republicans/7221715257682/

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
I'm not a legal expert, but I'm pretty sure this falls under the category of child abuse.

Wileymiller, to random
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The art of the deal...finding people stupid enough to give you lots of money with zero prospect of them getting any return on their investment.

https://wapo.st/3UBf4Fy

GottaLaff, to legal
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🤦🏻‍♀️ Lawyers for Donald #Trump asked a New York appeals court to rule on their challenge to the #GagOrder limiting what the former president can say about witnesses in the criminal hush money trial, according to people familiar with the matter. #legal

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/08/politics/trump-gag-order-appeal-new-york-appeal?cid=ios_app

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
Are you enjoying your day off from live tooting?

Sorry, but that still just doesn't sound right...

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
I think Judge Merchan might cite Trump for contempt if he keeps live tooting with impunity in court.

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
No, I mean the OTHER live tooting...which I understand are more like explosions with #VonSchizenpants

Wileymiller, to random
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The reach for victimization is limitless in MAGA world...

A spokesperson for Giuliani, Ted Goodman, told the Guardian in a statement late Tuesday night: “While it is true that the permanent Washington political class is leveraging all of its power and influence to bully and scare people from defending Americans who are willing to stand up and push back against the accepted narrative, Mayor Giuliani will be appropriately represented when it comes to his accounting and finances.”

Wileymiller,
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Link to article:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/07/rudy-giuliani-accountant-bankruptcy?CMP=share_btn_url

Wileymiller, to random
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This is what happens when a worm eats your brain...

https://wapo.st/3Wwg6VS

Wileymiller, to random
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It's SO obvious. The Deep State planted the worm in RFK jr's brain.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/rfk-jr-brain-health-memory-loss.html?unlocked_article_code=1.qU0.NUj_.8YmHTC3F9nfd&smid=url-share

Wileymiller, to random
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@GottaLaff
Hope things are better this morning. 🇨🇦 🐶

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff 😘 👊

Wileymiller, to random
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@GottaLaff
https://wapo.st/3UoH2Ew

Bob Mankoff illustrated Judge Cannon perfectly with his classic cartoon...

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
Here...🍷 🍷

GottaLaff, to random
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I warned you 👉🏼💥Katie Phang: #TrumpTrial

NEW: #Trump has now moved for a mistrial.

Todd Blanche: We move for a mistrial based on the testimony this morning, the guardrails were thrown aside, that testimony was so unduly prejudicial to Trump and the charges in this case and the testimony about the incident in 2006 is way different from the stories she was pedaling in 2016,

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
Errors are in the eye of the beholder.

GottaLaff, to random
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Preamble to #TrumpTrial thread.

Pagliery:

Prosecutors with the Manhattan DA's office have just walked in. They haven't announced which witness they intend to call next...

and they aren't too keen on letting #Trump's team know either--especially since he keeps blasting away on social media, which they see as a threat.

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
And why would they see that as a threat? Ask Paul Pelosi.

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
Well aware, Queen Toot! 👊

Wait, that doesn't sound right...

Wileymiller, to random
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Imagine paying a minimum of $40,000 to attend Trump's private luncheon yesterday and got this slap in the face for it...

"At another point, he complained about having to take so many pictures with donors and told people in the crowd that if they didn’t get a picture, it was because they didn’t give enough money. He also claimed that a wedding at the property got preference over the donors because the wedding was paying more per person to be there."

https://wapo.st/4drUY9p

GottaLaff, to random
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CREW:

The fact that Tim Scott is refusing to say he’d follow the law and not try to overthrow the results of a free and fair election should scare anyone listening. This is how democracies end.

👇🏼
WELKER: Will you commit to accepting the 2024 election results?

TIM SCOTT: At the end of the day, the 47th president will be Donald Trump

WELKER: Wait -- yes or no, will you accept the results?

TIM SCOTT: That is my statement

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
THIS is one the biggest problems, and has been since 2015...the timid news media. They are called "The Fourth Estate" because the news media is supposed to be a watch dog on the 3 branches of government, but continually fail miserably when they don't push back on things like this, letting politicians skate on their bullshit.

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1/... Via Kevinly Father on Twitter:

The Republican party is literally suing to prevent legal votes from being counted.

Bartiromo: I see that the RNC is filing a lawsuit in a battleground state to stop counting ballots past election day.

Lara : Yeah. Well, that's exactly right. You cannot have ballots counted after elections are over.

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
Yep. Always trying to move the goal posts.

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Like @GottaLaff, I rarely miss Maddow's show.

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