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QueenOfCoffee

@QueenOfCoffee@beige.party

Mom. Foodie. Beer drinker. Avid reader. Music lover.

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I just read an article about what to give for a 15th anniversary gift. Apparently, it's crystal... Also they had a section for modern gifts and this was in it. I'm not sure how a fucking sun dial is "modern" Also, what does giving someone a sundial say about your relationship? You're too dumb for a watch. Glad I married you. @HCBunny I think the case of reese's and ear cleaning device might be winners.

QueenOfCoffee,
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better go with plan B. A blowie and let him hold the tv remote.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain if I really want to make him happy I'll cook him a steak dinner too, but then I'll be out of ideas for our 20th anniversary. Better to set the bar low.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain I think that's the 10 year anniversary. Already did that one.

purplepadma, to random
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Super tired now, but MUST. NOT. NAP, because I am getting a bit nocturnal of late. Suggestions for staying awake, please?

QueenOfCoffee,
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@purplepadma you know I'm gonna say coffee, right?

QueenOfCoffee,
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@purplepadma blocks

QueenOfCoffee,
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@purplepadma kidding. What about iced tea?

QueenOfCoffee,
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@purplepadma @DamonHD maybe do some cardio. I can't sleep for at least 2-3 hours after a good run because endorphins

RickiTarr, (edited ) to random
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What advice would you give to someone just starting out in a relationship?

Mine might sound kind of dark in relation to the question, but here goes:

People change, and they should, it's part of being a person. Some people are lucky, and they change in the same direction, but some don't, and that's okay too. There's no shame in leaving a relationship or changing the nature of a relationship that no longer serves you. We are all taught that every relationship, whether romantic or friendship, is supposed to last forever, but nothing is forever, and forcing something that no longer works, just ends in anger and bitterness. Knowing when to let go is as important as knowing when to hold on through a rough patch, and how to know either of those things is the most cliché advice of all, COMMUNICATE.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@RickiTarr Set ground rules for how you are going to argue. The average happy couple has a major dust up weekly and dissatisfied couples do every day. Conflict is normal, but don't make things worse by assuming a disagreement was caused by an inherent character flaw. Don't aggressively argue with an avoidant partner who needs to cool down first. Agree on how you'll disagree with ground rules in place so conflicts get resolved and you can get back to the good parts.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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Status: the kind of exhaustion where you actually feel hung over

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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One thing I really enjoy about Fedi is the imagined relationships I have with people (not like that). The imagined alliances (ride together, die together). The imagined feuds (you have unfollowed me now prepare to face your doom). There are people I get mixed up, including two guys in particular - one who's very gentle and sweet and one who posts stuff like "FUCKING, gonna go out and punch a fuckn.... baby, grr, bloody... bastard" (sorry I couldn't think of anything they might actually say so did my best approximation). In reality it's just people, bored, saying "I had a sandwich" then there's some berk (me) on the other side of the planet going "YES! I eat sandwiches too! We are now brethren! Let us go into battle together". I wonder if I might spend too much time on social media.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@TheBreadmonkey I will happily join your sandwich brigade.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@mentallyalex @TheBreadmonkey I've seen his food pics. Ben is no slouch in the kitchen.

the_etrain, to random
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Whataya say we stir up some trouble*?

*cake batter

QueenOfCoffee,
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@LoganFive @the_etrain no way. I'm his alt.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain @LoganFive creates an alt. It only toots about butt stuff

with pinky raised.

RickiTarr, to random
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What is the thing(s) that attracts you to a person romantically or otherwise?

QueenOfCoffee,
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@RickiTarr I like people who are funny and justifiably arrogant. But, I always notice the funny first.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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Getting old really fucks with the ads and spam emails you get. I used to get Nigerian princes who needed my checking account, sex toys, and weird chain letters. Now it's just reverse mortgages and ads from Wayfair telling me I need a weathervane.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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I'm making meatloaf. This has turned my younger two into aspiring attorneys.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@elverkonge I'm about to get sued over meatloaf

QueenOfCoffee,
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@FlagrantError @elverkonge apparently, their inability to litigate has irritated 7. I'm not sure what happened but he just stomped up to his room, slammed the door, and 11 is banshee crying downstairs.

Whatever. Doesn't seem like anyone needs medical attention. I shall ignore it.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain it didn't help that when they started having a tantrum 13 began screaming "A DINGO ATE MY BABY!"

QueenOfCoffee,
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@farah @FlagrantError @elverkonge you can freeze a banana and blend it with a bit of milk, throw in a handful of mini chocolate chips, and he'd never know it's not ice cream.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@farah @FlagrantError @elverkonge if you need to get protien in them you can throw a block of silken tofu with a couple tbs of sugar a bit of milk and some melted chocolate chips in the blender. Then put it on the fridge for a couple hours and you've got chocolate pudding. I've been tricking kids for years. Gullible little jerks. 😂

QueenOfCoffee,
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@DemocracySpot @the_etrain It's 11's new brand of bullshit. Every time I say something he doesn't want to hear he thinks it's illegal.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@farah @FlagrantError @elverkonge baked oatmeal... But call it breakfast cake.

Or put some unsweetened cocoa powder in oatmeal and stir in a tbs of peanut butter once cooked. Tell your kid it has a reese's cup in it. 😁

11 is obsessed with chocolate. Anything I can hide it's goodness with a a couple tsps of cocoa powder he will totally eat.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@mentallyalex @farah @FlagrantError @elverkonge this is a good baked oatmeal. I'm not vegan so I use real milk and an egg, not chia seeds

https://joyfoodsunshine.com/peanut-butter-banana-baked-oatmeal/#_a5y_p=5693646

The pudding I took from this pie recipe. It's also amazing as pie, but needs extra firm silken tofu instead of just silken tofu for pudding.

https://pin.it/6fpOm0iCI

QueenOfCoffee,
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@mentallyalex @farah @FlagrantError @elverkonge lol. Minimal cooking required. I think you got this.

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