QueenOfCoffee,
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I'm making meatloaf. This has turned my younger two into aspiring attorneys.

the_etrain,
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@QueenOfCoffee
This is priceless 🤣

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain it didn't help that when they started having a tantrum 13 began screaming "A DINGO ATE MY BABY!"

DemocracySpot,
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@QueenOfCoffee @the_etrain

Is that a meme now? 😂

QueenOfCoffee,
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@DemocracySpot @the_etrain It's 11's new brand of bullshit. Every time I say something he doesn't want to hear he thinks it's illegal.

DemocracySpot,
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@QueenOfCoffee @the_etrain

Sure, but how does the young activist know about that case? I think that they yelled it is funny AF

the_etrain,
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@DemocracySpot @QueenOfCoffee
I love how in their kid brains, they're like, mom's not making what we want. There's no way that's legal.

elverkonge,
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@QueenOfCoffee oh God, this will be my youngest in the future 😕

QueenOfCoffee,
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@elverkonge I'm about to get sued over meatloaf

FlagrantError,
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@QueenOfCoffee @elverkonge

They would do anything for love.. but they won’t eat that.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@FlagrantError @elverkonge apparently, their inability to litigate has irritated 7. I'm not sure what happened but he just stomped up to his room, slammed the door, and 11 is banshee crying downstairs.

Whatever. Doesn't seem like anyone needs medical attention. I shall ignore it.

elverkonge,
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@QueenOfCoffee @FlagrantError 😄 There is a good deal of food-related crying and drama in this house too. God forbid I don't cook three meals per mealtime.

FlagrantError,
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@elverkonge @QueenOfCoffee Oh same here. 7 won’t eat any cheese except cold fresh mozzarella. Demands pizza with no cheese.
6 will eat almost anything but only if his mood is aligned with what’s on offer (15% probability)
10 is probably mad, but we can’t tell with his nose in his tablet.

elverkonge,
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@FlagrantError @QueenOfCoffee This thread makes me feel better. We have the kids' friends over sometimes, and they eat anything. It sometimes feels like mine are the only ones who won't eat.

farah,
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@elverkonge @FlagrantError @QueenOfCoffee Mine is 4.5. I have to hype up whatever I’m cooking. Even then they won’t eat it 9/10 times. So they get milk and cereal 🤷🏻‍♀️

FlagrantError,
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@farah @elverkonge @QueenOfCoffee Just get calories in them where you can. I try to get mine to branch out with mixed results.

farah,
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@FlagrantError @elverkonge @QueenOfCoffee He’d eat ice cream for every meal if he could 🙃

QueenOfCoffee,
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@farah @FlagrantError @elverkonge you can freeze a banana and blend it with a bit of milk, throw in a handful of mini chocolate chips, and he'd never know it's not ice cream.

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QueenOfCoffee,
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@farah @FlagrantError @elverkonge if you need to get protien in them you can throw a block of silken tofu with a couple tbs of sugar a bit of milk and some melted chocolate chips in the blender. Then put it on the fridge for a couple hours and you've got chocolate pudding. I've been tricking kids for years. Gullible little jerks. 😂

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@QueenOfCoffee @FlagrantError @elverkonge Teach me more, oh holy one!!

QueenOfCoffee,
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@farah @FlagrantError @elverkonge baked oatmeal... But call it breakfast cake.

Or put some unsweetened cocoa powder in oatmeal and stir in a tbs of peanut butter once cooked. Tell your kid it has a reese's cup in it. 😁

11 is obsessed with chocolate. Anything I can hide it's goodness with a a couple tsps of cocoa powder he will totally eat.

mentallyalex,
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@QueenOfCoffee
Okay I am not a child, but I need to learn some of this stuff too.

Finding food isn't always easy when you are me. Are there links you can share?
@farah @FlagrantError @elverkonge

QueenOfCoffee,
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@mentallyalex @farah @FlagrantError @elverkonge this is a good baked oatmeal. I'm not vegan so I use real milk and an egg, not chia seeds

https://joyfoodsunshine.com/peanut-butter-banana-baked-oatmeal/#_a5y_p=5693646

The pudding I took from this pie recipe. It's also amazing as pie, but needs extra firm silken tofu instead of just silken tofu for pudding.

https://pin.it/6fpOm0iCI

mentallyalex,
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@QueenOfCoffee
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Im excited to burn my house down trying these!
@farah @FlagrantError @elverkonge

QueenOfCoffee,
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@mentallyalex @farah @FlagrantError @elverkonge lol. Minimal cooking required. I think you got this.

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