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“Never said I was cool.”

Writing: I’m a partially reformed stationery nerd. I love #FountainPens and #FountainPenInks. I’m a little embarrassed by my paper collection.

Tinkering: #MechanicalKeyboards, #BSD, and #3dPrinting.

Gaming: I like #DeckBuilding games, #Destiny2, #Fortnite with my son. I love #TTRPG games and miss having time to play.

Reading: #scifi and some #fantasy. Occasionally #history.

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FlagrantError, to random
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What a week, huh?

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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I'm making meatloaf. This has turned my younger two into aspiring attorneys.

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@QueenOfCoffee @elverkonge

They would do anything for love.. but they won’t eat that.

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@elverkonge @QueenOfCoffee Oh same here. 7 won’t eat any cheese except cold fresh mozzarella. Demands pizza with no cheese.
6 will eat almost anything but only if his mood is aligned with what’s on offer (15% probability)
10 is probably mad, but we can’t tell with his nose in his tablet.

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@farah @elverkonge @QueenOfCoffee Just get calories in them where you can. I try to get mine to branch out with mixed results.

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I was just reminded of around twenty years ago when this guy who I knew on LiveJournal took extreme creative liberty and used the head from my LiveJournal profile pic and Photoshopped an image of me and sent it to me as a "gift" and I was just like "uhhhhhhhhhh...thank you?"

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@Alice hard corners and rust?

FlagrantError,
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@Alice I don’t want to alarm you but this is probably on a 20
year old body pillow somewhere.

FlagrantError, to random
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One of our spaniel puppies had to go to the vet yesterday because he swallowed an entire adult sock.

I can’t figure out how he did it.

But wait, there’s more! He chased it down with one of the kids socks as well.

Fortunately things turned out okay.

But seriously. How?!

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As soon as you accept you have no idea what you're doing, and neither does anybody else, the world becomes a lot clearer.

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@RickiTarr Morality is easy when the letter of the law is your North Star.

@the_etrain

codebyjeff, to books
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Imagine that you've never read Neil Gaiman, and you needed a recommendation for a book to start with (not from a series, if possible)

Which title would you choose?

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@codebyjeff Neverwhere was my first Gaiman novel. I don’t know if it was the best choice. But it was my first and I turned out okay.

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My wife didn’t really enjoy the Bad Religion phase of our drive home.

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@mentallyalex Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction!

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@mentallyalex I just let my elementary school age kids listen to American Jesus.

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You can also spank your wife with a SPURTLE!

https://youtu.be/dZTtVl7PZBY?si=ZHAXVN338wpzTMaM

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@RickiTarr The look my wife gave me when I suggested spurtle play would ignite a spurtle.

FlagrantError, to random
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The boss* really is a little too chatty.

*it’s me. I’m the chatty boss.

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I STAYED UP TOO LATE AND I’M NOT PUNCHY YOU’RE PUNCHY

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What kind of high-school experience did you have? Were you in a clique? Were you popular, unpopular, the coolest kid in your Homeschool? Did you have a sweet jean jacket with patches, or maybe a leather vest? Were you an evil villain or a Mary Sue?

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@RickiTarr High school started out kind-of meh.. then I met the punk kids at my school and had a pretty good time. No sweet gear, but I did have a lot of white t-shirts with home grown designs drawn on with sharpie.

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I'm horrified by the possibility my favorite pen might be a pencil.

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Some moron: "As people age, they become more conservative"

Me: “The punks had it right all along!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMh6T1am34A

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Wishing all of you Fedizens a good Tuesday. I received my CPAP device and used it last night. My app that pairs with the device gave me a score of 94 out of 100 - whatever that means - so I guess I am off to a decent start with it. The best thing(s) - not having to get up two to three times in the night to pee and staying quiet so that Laura could also enjoy a quiet and good night's sleep. Win Win I'd say.

It's gorgeous outside this morning and i had a wonderful walk with the Woof Crew. I hope you can all get out and take in some sights and sounds and fresh air today. Give it a go if you can.

Be Well, Take Care and Stay Alive!

Cheers!

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@CoachMark CPAP user here. 94% on your first night is excellent. A lot of users have some trouble adjusting to having a hose strapped to their face. I know some people who need one but just couldn’t stick with it.

I had a few interesting nights at first, but stuck it out and it’s made all the difference in the world. I’m glad you got the help you need.

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@CoachMark It definitely just takes some getting used to. And it’s worth it. I was sold when I stopped waking up with a headache every single morning.

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@mentallyalex @CoachMark I had to do three sleep studies. The first was unmasked of course.

On the second they determined I would require a BiPAP because they couldn’t set the pressure on a regular CPAP high enough to help me without making it almost impossible to exhale.

Then we did the BiPAP study and I snuck in just under the level that would merit home oxygen at night.

And now I breathe all night. :blobcattoot:

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@mentallyalex

Yep. Three. It was a weird few weeks going through all that.

Yours sounds kinda scary. I’m glad they were able to get it straightened out quickly.

@CoachMark

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I'm in this online font store and as you scroll down available fonts you see a few of them with this little sale tag like "35% off!" and now I want to know how the economy of fonts works and how there might be seasonal surpluses of Bodoni or Emo Font Sans or whatever.

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@GrimmReality Someone had to.

Alice, to random
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As a person who never wanted to have children, I was excited to realize that I'm experiencing early menopause after several months without a period, but why didn't anybody warn me about all of the weight gain and nausea and cravings for things like spicy foods and pickles?!?

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@Alice Masterpiece.

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I spent a couple days too mad at capitalism and guns to have much fun on the Internet. I'm feeling much better now. Sup nerds?

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