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QueenOfCoffee

@QueenOfCoffee@beige.party

Mom. Foodie. Beer drinker. Avid reader. Music lover.

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QueenOfCoffee, to random
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I was doing a software demo for a company that literally sells geo tech applications AND THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE.

QueenOfCoffee,
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I was like "omg. I think we are having an earthquake. I swear I'm not trying to be that sales person who sucks up to you."

And my prospect was like "hey, someone in our NY office just posted the same thing on slack"

So. Obviously this is my fault. 😂

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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Work getting me so stressed out maybe I'll take off to do that heart procedure next week. 😂

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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My 13 year old has lost his trumpet... How does this happen?

QueenOfCoffee,
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@rockmastermike got me. It was not at the school or on the bus.

I'm thinking it's in our house somewhere. Maybe. Hopefully.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain @rockmastermike 😂😂

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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Highlight of my day. The lady next to me in the waiting room is singing shitty Journey songs.

mentallyalex, to random
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It would appear I woke up fully energized and ready to be silly.

My apologies in the absence of quality.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@mentallyalex I'm too tired for quality. All you'll get from me today is random awkwardness.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@mentallyalex I'm at the doctor. This is my life now. This week I've seen the cardio, took 11 to therapy, and now I'm at my annual gyn appointment. Tomorrow all 3 kids see the dentist.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@mentallyalex it went fine. Don't have to go there for another year.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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Happy Easter/Trans Visibility Day all.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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About to dye some eggs. My money is on 11 to make a brown egg this year. There is always one that can't help themselves from putting the egg in every color.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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"Daddy took me out for walkies today. I was a bit naughty and made him chase me. Rested in my kennel when I got home."

This was a actually a post from an account someone made to toot as their dog. It's alot funnier to read as if it's a sub posting about their dom.

About to make a Venn Diagram.

RickiTarr, to random
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Friendly reminder that all those emo kids are full grown adults now. If you were an emo kid, please tell me if you are still so fabulous.

This is a more Green Day Type Emo, Billy Joe haircut, black with blonde streaks, t-shirt with a tie
Giant black hair cut in a rocker girl shape, thick black eye liner, so many necklaces involving black leather and skulls
Bright long green hair, all the black eyeliner, choker necklace, green and black skull t-shirt

QueenOfCoffee,
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@RickiTarr I was never emo, but I always dated emo boys, which looking back, is kinda hilarious.

I dated this one guy for about 4 months in college, but he was vegan and straight edge and took everything very seriously. I couldn't stop making fun of him whilst eating animals, drinking, and smoking.

Once we had a fight and I paid my kid brother $1 to put a chicken leg in his glove box.

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The restaurant I took the kids to for dinner had CNN on and the headlines were hilarious. I haven't seen tv news in a long time. I learned that former guy is selling Bibles for $59.99 to pay his legal bills, and that truth social apparently had an IPO today and a bunch of dumb white people were buying it at $58 a share.

The clientele of this restaurant were predominantly brown or Asian.. It was an odd thing to be on the TV there.

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Wanna do a line of spice off my sand worm?

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain is that what we're calling it these days?

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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Dumpling soup is done.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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Oof. Looks like I was reasonably well behaved despite the 2 bottles of wine last night. Was afraid I was gonna need to do damage control this morning. Haven't drank that much in a long time.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth always ready to host an alien overlord.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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Today's randomness. Was getting an ocular migraine, but then I drank a bottle of wine and it went away.

Wine + dinner= Winner

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth mushrooms growing in the bathroom

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth i fucking met George Clinton this way.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth I MET DAVID BYRNE WEARING A SUIT MADE OUT OF GRASS

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth dude is fucking awesome

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth I played with a band called THE OBESE PHAROAHS OF FUNK. their singer, Monica, chose to kiss me as a stage prop cause she knew I wouldn't be offended.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth same dude. Anything used to go.

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