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QueenOfCoffee

@QueenOfCoffee@beige.party

Mom. Foodie. Beer drinker. Avid reader. Music lover.

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TheBreadmonkey, to random
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One thing I really enjoy about Fedi is the imagined relationships I have with people (not like that). The imagined alliances (ride together, die together). The imagined feuds (you have unfollowed me now prepare to face your doom). There are people I get mixed up, including two guys in particular - one who's very gentle and sweet and one who posts stuff like "FUCKING, gonna go out and punch a fuckn.... baby, grr, bloody... bastard" (sorry I couldn't think of anything they might actually say so did my best approximation). In reality it's just people, bored, saying "I had a sandwich" then there's some berk (me) on the other side of the planet going "YES! I eat sandwiches too! We are now brethren! Let us go into battle together". I wonder if I might spend too much time on social media.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@TheBreadmonkey I will happily join your sandwich brigade.

the_etrain, to random
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Whataya say we stir up some trouble*?

*cake batter

QueenOfCoffee,
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@LoganFive @the_etrain no way. I'm his alt.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain @LoganFive creates an alt. It only toots about butt stuff

with pinky raised.

RickiTarr, to random
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What is the thing(s) that attracts you to a person romantically or otherwise?

QueenOfCoffee,
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@RickiTarr I like people who are funny and justifiably arrogant. But, I always notice the funny first.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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Getting old really fucks with the ads and spam emails you get. I used to get Nigerian princes who needed my checking account, sex toys, and weird chain letters. Now it's just reverse mortgages and ads from Wayfair telling me I need a weathervane.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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I'm making meatloaf. This has turned my younger two into aspiring attorneys.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@elverkonge I'm about to get sued over meatloaf

QueenOfCoffee,
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@FlagrantError @elverkonge apparently, their inability to litigate has irritated 7. I'm not sure what happened but he just stomped up to his room, slammed the door, and 11 is banshee crying downstairs.

Whatever. Doesn't seem like anyone needs medical attention. I shall ignore it.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain it didn't help that when they started having a tantrum 13 began screaming "A DINGO ATE MY BABY!"

QueenOfCoffee,
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@farah @FlagrantError @elverkonge you can freeze a banana and blend it with a bit of milk, throw in a handful of mini chocolate chips, and he'd never know it's not ice cream.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@farah @FlagrantError @elverkonge if you need to get protien in them you can throw a block of silken tofu with a couple tbs of sugar a bit of milk and some melted chocolate chips in the blender. Then put it on the fridge for a couple hours and you've got chocolate pudding. I've been tricking kids for years. Gullible little jerks. 😂

QueenOfCoffee,
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@DemocracySpot @the_etrain It's 11's new brand of bullshit. Every time I say something he doesn't want to hear he thinks it's illegal.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@farah @FlagrantError @elverkonge baked oatmeal... But call it breakfast cake.

Or put some unsweetened cocoa powder in oatmeal and stir in a tbs of peanut butter once cooked. Tell your kid it has a reese's cup in it. 😁

11 is obsessed with chocolate. Anything I can hide it's goodness with a a couple tsps of cocoa powder he will totally eat.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@mentallyalex @farah @FlagrantError @elverkonge this is a good baked oatmeal. I'm not vegan so I use real milk and an egg, not chia seeds

https://joyfoodsunshine.com/peanut-butter-banana-baked-oatmeal/#_a5y_p=5693646

The pudding I took from this pie recipe. It's also amazing as pie, but needs extra firm silken tofu instead of just silken tofu for pudding.

https://pin.it/6fpOm0iCI

QueenOfCoffee,
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@mentallyalex @farah @FlagrantError @elverkonge lol. Minimal cooking required. I think you got this.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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I will totally use a vegetable peeler to shave oyster mushrooms to look like noodles, and feed them to my kids who literally had no idea. 11 and 7 ate them with spaghetti sauce and just thought they were wide noodles.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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Random stir fry with carrots, onion, green beans, eggplant, and oyster mushroom (that's the noodles looking things) on top of 7 grain rice

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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7 is now on Return of the Jedi and is downstairs screaming because he just saw his first ewok and “they are soooo adorable" 🤣

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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7 is home sick and watching the star wars trilogy for the first time. He just came up to explain the plot of Empire Strikes Back to me and it was just every thing.

He's just told me:

Darth Vader is really dead or just a brain with a cyborg body. AND Luke's father is dead. And he said LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER. But he can't be Luke's father cause in the last movie his father was dead.

I may or may not explain this to him.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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Two of my boys have gone to friend's houses. The third is about to leave. Really thinking about calling one of hub's buddies so he can go to their house on a play date too, and I can have the house to myself.

RickiTarr, to random
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If people would just send me pictures of their homemade bread, I would both appreciate it, and be full of bread lust.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@RickiTarr mallorcas, whole wheat, cinnamon buns (hey... Buns are bread right?) sandwich bread, sourdough, and biscuits (yes i got lazy and cut them with a dough cutter into squares. Better to hold egg sandos that way)

QueenOfCoffee,
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@RickiTarr I have round biscuit rings... But then you end up throwing away leftover dough so I never use them. 😂

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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If you really think about it... Doesn't it seem kinda bat shit crazy that we have trucks driving through suburban US neighborhoods for the sole purpose of selling soft serve and ice cream novelties to wee people with little disposable income? I mean, this just sounds like an awful enterprise. How do you pitch this business plan?

QueenOfCoffee,
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Also. I thoroughly enjoyed this

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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Grilled, marinated skirt steak resting on a grey cutting board. It's about to be fajita time.

QueenOfCoffee,
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Sliced skirt steak

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