QueenOfCoffee

purplepadma, 5 days ago to random

I seem to have hurt my ankle doing an easy run on my normal route in my normal running shoes. How??

flexghost, 8 days ago to random

** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON #MastodonMusic **

Tonight’s theme is:

🧑‍⚖️⛓️⚖️ PRESIDENTIAL FELONIES 🚨🚔👮

—
🎵 Post songs having to do with crime/prison along with what you’re drinking. 🎶
—

I bet there's rich folks eatin in a fancy dining car
They're probably drinkin coffee and smoking big cigars
I know I had it coming I know I can't be free
But those people keep amovin
And thats what tortures me

🍷 Johnny Cash - Folsom Prison Blues + Whiskey🍸

Post often • share • make some friends

video/mp4

QueenOfCoffee, 9 days ago to random

Guess what I'm about to be drinking?

TheBreadmonkey, 11 days ago to random

Sorry. I know noone wants to see my disgusting music recommendations and that absolutely every person on Fedi down to the last all listens to 6 Music so it's redundant anyway, but I am digging this today, which has me awash with 80s nostalgia.

https://youtu.be/_3ro1n8DYUY

RickiTarr, 16 days ago to random

Anniversary Update, hubs gave me this, and I'm crying:

This is a long list of reasons why hubs loves me and it won't all fit in this!

QueenOfCoffee, 15 days ago to random

Hubs ordered a Bob Marley bowl from the Jamaican place for dinner. (rice, beans, jerk chicken, plantains in a spicy sauce). Then had the gall to ask if he could use my bathroom to take a dump because kids were in the other two.

Then he shared that he's had an upset stomach all day.

Man just ran for the toilet screaming NO WOMAN NO CRY.

I hate this place.

QueenOfCoffee, 17 days ago to random

Udon soup with mushrooms, chicken, and spinach.

QueenOfCoffee, 21 days ago to random

One of my kids is kicking my other kids. This is a teaching moment.

Me: make sure you yell ROADHOUSE when you kick them

QueenOfCoffee, 21 days ago to random

I'm at a minor league game that just went into extra innings.

13: ugh, hurry up and finish. I'm tired
Me under my breath that's what she said

RickiTarr, 24 days ago (edited 24 days ago) to random

What advice would you give to someone just starting out in a relationship?

Mine might sound kind of dark in relation to the question, but here goes:

People change, and they should, it's part of being a person. Some people are lucky, and they change in the same direction, but some don't, and that's okay too. There's no shame in leaving a relationship or changing the nature of a relationship that no longer serves you. We are all taught that every relationship, whether romantic or friendship, is supposed to last forever, but nothing is forever, and forcing something that no longer works, just ends in anger and bitterness. Knowing when to let go is as important as knowing when to hold on through a rough patch, and how to know either of those things is the most cliché advice of all, COMMUNICATE.

QueenOfCoffee, 24 days ago to random

I just read an article about what to give for a 15th anniversary gift. Apparently, it's crystal... Also they had a section for modern gifts and this was in it. I'm not sure how a fucking sun dial is "modern" Also, what does giving someone a sundial say about your relationship? You're too dumb for a watch. Glad I married you. @HCBunny I think the case of reese's and ear cleaning device might be winners.

purplepadma, 24 days ago to random

Super tired now, but MUST. NOT. NAP, because I am getting a bit nocturnal of late. Suggestions for staying awake, please?

TheBreadmonkey, 24 days ago to random

One thing I really enjoy about Fedi is the imagined relationships I have with people (not like that). The imagined alliances (ride together, die together). The imagined feuds (you have unfollowed me now prepare to face your doom). There are people I get mixed up, including two guys in particular - one who's very gentle and sweet and one who posts stuff like "FUCKING, gonna go out and punch a fuckn.... baby, grr, bloody... bastard" (sorry I couldn't think of anything they might actually say so did my best approximation). In reality it's just people, bored, saying "I had a sandwich" then there's some berk (me) on the other side of the planet going "YES! I eat sandwiches too! We are now brethren! Let us go into battle together". I wonder if I might spend too much time on social media.

QueenOfCoffee, 24 days ago to random

Status: the kind of exhaustion where you actually feel hung over