JackPine

JackPine, 13 days ago to random

Oliver Markus Malloy on Substack

https://substack.com/@aicomic/note/c-57436654?r=2m7syy

> Orange Toddler

JackPine, 15 days ago to random

It's self explanatory.

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/05/24/great-memes-cont-10/

JackPine, 16 days ago to random

@jefftiedrich

no, you delusional dipshits, Joe Biden didn’t order the FBI to “take out” Donald Trump

https://open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedrich/p/no-you-delusional-dipshits-joe-biden?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=2m7syy

> another reminder that Republicans have completely broken with reality

JackPine, 22 days ago to random

@jefftiedrich

this week in stupid: May 18 edition

https://open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedrich/p/this-week-in-stupid-may-18-edition?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=2m7syy

> Rudy Colludy gets served, Handy Oakley gets unnerved, and so much more ...

JackPine, 23 days ago to random

@jefftiedrich

the squirrels inside Donald Trump’s head have eaten all the brain worms

https://open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedrich/p/the-squirrels-inside-donald-trumps?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=2m7syy

> a report from Donny's Wildwood hate-rally

JackPine, 29 days ago to random

Looking SOUTH!

JackPine, 1 month ago to random

@jefftiedrich

this week in stupid: May 4 edition

https://open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedrich/p/this-week-in-stupid-may-4-edition?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=2m7syy

> MAGA morons shit their pants, Jimmy Comer rants and rants, and so much more ...

JackPine, 1 month ago to random

@jefftiedrich

Donald Von ShitzInPantz hates his lawyer. his lawyer hates him back

https://open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedrich/p/donald-von-shitzinpantz-hates-his?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=2m7syy

> Todd Blanche is the latest Trump lawyer to set his reputation on fire

RickiTarr, 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) to random

The Tale of Two Gynecologists

This is a bit long, and I've talked about this a lot lately, but it's something I'm thinking about a lot in the wake of so much hatred of female Healthcare. When my female troubles got bad enough that I finally talked to my doctor about it, he referred me to a gynecologist. I had already had several ultrasounds and an MRI at this point, and she had put me on some oral contraceptives for several months, (which made sick to my stomach no matter what I did) and had just done another ultrasound. She greeted me with "Well, you're really messed up inside, Honey.", which already had me pretty stressed out. Then told me I would probably need surgery to figure out exactly what was going on. She then asked me if I wanted children, and I said No. I had taken my husband with me to the appointment for moral support, and she glanced over at him, and then talked to me for 5 minutes about how many women my age could still have children, and I could definitely consider it, and that they would do everything they could to make sure I could stay viable. They could freeze my eggs if I had to do a hysterectomy, just on and on. She probably asked me directly 4-5 if I was sure I didn't want kids. Finally, I said, "Ma'am, my husband got a vasectomy over a decade ago, we are absolutely sure we don't want kids." After hubs had found me crying on the toliet, because my period was late again, he went to his doctor and said, "Hey doctor, I'm thinking about a vasectomy." The doctor gave him a pamphlet to read, and made him an appointment. The whole thing was done in a few weeks.

Anyhow, she finally referred me to a gynecological surgeon, and I was not looking forward to dealing with this again, and was just generally terrified of having surgery for the first time. I met with this woman and she was so efficient and practical. It is the longest doctor appointment I've ever had, since this surgery would be exploratory, she went over every possibility of what could happen when she was inside. She did a thorough exam, she went over all the scans that I had, and explained why she thought this needed done. Then she said she would like to put in a Mirena IUD during surgery. She said, "You're in pain half the month, and there's no reason for you to have a period if you don't want to have kids. You'll have some erratic bleeding for six months, but by a year most women have a very light or no period at all, there's no reason for you to needlessly suffer if you don't end up needing a hysterectomy."

It's interesting to me still, that one doctor was so focused on what my body could do, and another so focused on how I felt. I came out of the first appointment feeling scared and confused, and the second feeling heard and cared for. Feeling valued as a person and not a baby maker made the surgery much easier to go through, and the Mirena has been great btw. Women don't have to needlessly suffer.

JackPine, 1 month ago to random

@jefftiedrich

https://open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedrich/p/this-supreme-court-is-making-my-fucking-1be?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=2m7syy

JackPine, 1 month ago to random

@jefftiedrich

flatulent dipshit cancels hate-rally due to rain

https://open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedrich/p/flatulent-dipshit-cancels-hate-rally?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=2m7syy

> dozy dotard Donny whines about his criminal trial, too

JackPine, 1 month ago to random

@jefftiedrich

https://open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedrich/p/this-week-in-stupid-april-20-edition?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=2m7syy

billyjoebowers, 1 month ago to random

Someone posted this picture of Linda Ronstadt on a bike in 1978 and I wondered where the bike shop was, it reminded me of a shop in North Hollywood I don't think is there anymore, at Ventura Place, Ventura and Laurel Canyon maybe?

I don't know why, I'm sure there's a million bike shops that look like that. But now I can't remember the name of it.

https://channels.im/@usluck/112305982005814239

#Bikes

skykiss, 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) to Ukraine

Thank you to everyone who called #Congress in support of #Ukraine. You made a difference! Thank you.

Americans, we must ensure the senate moves quickly to approve/finalize.

It’s crucial to understand that the Republicans had the opportunity to pass the bipartisan national security bill, already approved in the Senate. However, they were UNWILLING to do so for six months. They unnecessarily introduced multiple bills, causing further delays in the aid to Ukraine. This must go through the Senate, even though the Senate had already approved a bill that included national security. The Republicans removed the #border security from the bill. Removing billions #potus had for CBP and CBP wanted this badly! Keep this manipulation in mind.

Remember this fuckery.

It is crystal clear that the treason caucus republicans are covered in #Ukrainian blood. MoscowMike Johnson has been stalling Ukraine aid for months, each time giving a different excuse. Traitorous republicans are marked. We will not forget.

JackPine, 1 month ago to random

@jefftiedrich

what the fuck does Fox News think it’s doing

https://open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedrich/p/what-the-fuck-does-fox-news-think?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=2m7syy

> in which Jesse Watters and Fox engage in a little jury tampering

GottaLaff, 1 month ago to random

My Internet is out. I’m using my iPhone right now, which makes it even harder to live-post. So, #TrumpTrial coverage is iffy for now. .

JackPine, 1 month ago to random

@jefftiedrich

https://open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedrich/p/demented-dipshit-donald-trump-warns?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=2m7syy

JackPine, 1 month ago to random

@jefftiedrich

https://open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedrich/p/this-week-in-stupid-april-13-edition?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=2m7syy

JackPine, 1 month ago to random

@jefftiedrich

https://open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedrich/p/never-forget-donald-trump-called?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=2m7syy

skykiss, 2 months ago to Ukraine

I do think what Johnson is doing now is specifically designed to prevent the discharge petition from getting enough #votes, having recessed the House most of the year.

By bringing up #Ukraine, he is giving members of #Congress an excuse not to sign the discharge petition, that also includes #border #security.

For the last six months, all of Johnson's ploys have had the same logic. Make a promise, create some hope, generate excuses for European and executive branch inaction, weaken Ukraine, advance Russian #genocide.

Press coverage dwells now on hope rather than recalling that Johnson's entire record thus far as Speaker involves dishonest gambits to prevent #Ukraine funding.

Ask members of #Congress, please sign the #HRes1016

✅☎️ http://bit.ly/discharge815 Capitol: 202-224-3121
Americans Call. Thank You! 🫡

JackPine, 2 months ago to random

@jefftiedrich

https://open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedrich/p/holy-shit-it-looks-like-flim-flam?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=2m7syy

JackPine, 2 months ago to random

@jefftiedrich

https://open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedrich/p/ha-fucking-ha-truth-social-is-a-disaster?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=2m7syy