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Gwendolyn

@Gwendolyn@eldritch.cafe

Video game playing, gay sandwich eating, heavy metal punk🤘

No alt text = no boost.

She/her.

Some kind of glass-half-full nihilistic witch

🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦

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britt, to random
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Friendly reminder to support Indie Game Devs ✌🏻

Gwendolyn,
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@britt Ubisoft needs to get comfortable with me not owning (or playing) their games.

Gwendolyn, to gaming
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I've been kinda simmering over an interaction I had like 4-5 years ago. I said I'd like to see a mainline Legend Of Zelda game where you play as Zelda. I got jumped (figuratively) by a few guys who didn't see the point, it's always been Link, and they didn't want it.

So, me, significantly more insecure, trying to be friendly, discussed it with them and we got to a point where it'd be ok if there was at least a choice between Link and Zelda.

No.

These fucking babyass shriveldicks can cope for one damn game where they're not catered to. I don't want a choice. I want a game that Link is fucking dead. D-E-D, Dead. It's all up to Zelda. We've had to put up with lifetimes of male as default, taking in media that centers around men. I'm tired of the consolation prize of "Well, we'll add a gender selection for you". Why is it always (hyperbole for effect) male character, or a choice?

You can deal with one game that's not all about serving you.

#Gaming #VideoGames #Zelda

runoutgroover, to random
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Depressingly topical reminder that research shows transgender women who have undergone testosterone suppression have no clear biological advantages over cisgender women in sport. Restrictions on trans people participating in sports are designed to stoke bigotry and humiliate trans people. Don't fall for it.

Gwendolyn,
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@runoutgroover In case anyone wants the source to this claim, there's some good reading here:
"Transgender Women Athletes and Elite Sport: A Scientific Review"
https://cces.ca/node/66935

Gwendolyn, to gaming
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I've decided on my main game for spooky month. Things are about to get terribl... terrifying.

#Gaming #VideoGames #RetroGaming #GameCube #Nintendo

Gwendolyn, to gaming
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Reposting this toot myself because the original didn't include alt text, and I love these kinds of comparisons. Also added some hashtags and placed a period after the @ sign in the response as to not bother the original receiver of the reply with a post they've already read.

https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@raptor85/112160159916235680

"@.vampiress people always forget that on actual CRTs there's LOADS of effective subpixels with the phosphors, so the output of 320x200 is essentially a WAY higher resolution being smoothed with blending. Even better CRT pixel art generally takes into account how the phosphors cause this effect visually and use it to pack WAY more detail into low resolutions than is possible at the same resolution with square LCD pixels! It's crazy in 2024 upscale hardware still doesn't translate it properly"

#Gaming #VideoGames #RetroGaming #CRT

A side by side comparison of two sets of sprites from old video games. On top is a comparison of skeletons, and on the bottom is some kind of monster. Both are wielding swords. On the left is the characters as they appear on a CRT. The blurring creates this effect where it feels like there's more detail to the image. On the right is the image as it appears on modern displays. It's blocky and pixelated.

Gwendolyn, to random
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That's a nice system of power and control you've got there.

It'd be a shame if something... were to happen to it.

Gwendolyn, to random
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The best defence against misinformation is critical thinking and education.

Maybe instead of banning shit, you could try funding education with that overblown defense budget.

Gwendolyn, to random
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I'm amused that people think DMs anywhere are private. Maybe it's because I've been an admin on forums and shit back in the day, but that just seemed like a given to me.

That's why, even when talking to family members I won't even name or gender my kid(s) online, even in DMs because anything that gets on the internet should be assumed to be public, and I value my kid(s)' privacy. Hell... my kids might not even exist... just like my cat. Maybe I'm salting my own presence online so only those who know me, actually know me.

Gwendolyn, to random
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Hrm. All of my "guy" hoodies have shallow hoods where the front of my head always kinda pokes out a bit. My "gal" hoodies always have deep hoods that I can escape deep into and pretend I'm Death.

Is this "a thing" or just a weird quirk of my wardrobe?

Gwendolyn, to gaming
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Just making a totally non-political gaming post about what I've been playing.

Yup. That's it.

#Gaming #VideoGames #RetroGaming

Gwendolyn, to gaming
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The other day I made a comment about bringing score back to games since it was useful in helping motivate players. During the discussion I got the idea to try and play Super Mario Bros. for the score rather than trying to just clear levels.

The results were kinda surprising. I'm not a huge fan of SMB, but I enjoyed the game so much more AND did so much better. If something increased my score, I went for it.

I'm not very good at the game, but the constant block breaking and going for coins meant I kept finding secret coins, power ups, and getting extra lives. So, while I had many an embarrassing death, I had acquired more lives to help me forward.

Considering I don't remember the last time I played it, and I was never a huge fan, getting as far as I did without warping, and getting that score, is something I'm proud of and I had fun. I wanna try more Mario for score.

#Gaming #VideoGames #RetroGaming #Nintendo

Gwendolyn, to gaming
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Phantasy Star
$1.99 USD on Switch. Hands down the best version and best way to experience this classic.

Go get it.
https://www.nintendo.com/en-ca/store/products/sega-ages-phantasy-star-switch/

#Gaming #VideoGames #RetroGaming

Gwendolyn, to random
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(Vocal training)

"Oh wow! That sounds really good!"

(listens to recording)

"Oh wow! No-one must ever hear this"

(Tosses phone into bucket of flaming magnets)

Gwendolyn, to random
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My programming style would be classified as Chaotic Evil.

No version control. Just comment out the old code so you can always see what the old version said.

Comment when I feel like it.

Spaghetti code with weird naming conventions.

I have a keyboard typing script that literally is just a series of if-statements checking which key was pressed.

The chaotic is all of the above.
The evil is the knowing what I'm doing is wrong.

Now, if I could only figure out why progress on my game is taking so long... 🤔​

Gwendolyn, to random
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If nobody pisses themselves right next to a toilet in The Sims movie then... something... that... is a negative reaction.

Gwendolyn, to gaming
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My timeline doesn't have enough video game shitposting. Recommend your favourite sources of dumb video game crap.

Aw hell. I just need more video game crap all around. I'll take memes, I'll take indie games, I'll take people finding a way to run Doom on a Tiger handheld.

#Gaming #VideoGames #RetroGaming

Gwendolyn, to random
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Each month I don't pay for Spotify.
I take the money I would have used on it to buy music I want.

The result? More support for artists and I actually own what I paid for.

Gwendolyn, to gamedev
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Since I mention it so much and never show anything, I guess I'll toss two screenshots up from my testing today.

My game's moment to moment gameplay is like the old Sierra AGI games, but the overall structure is more like some kind of open ended haunted house simulator... like...

Imagine Police Quest 1... but instead of being a cop, you're a decent human being, and instead of some linear progression of events, you could go anywhere and explore whatever, and stuff happened around you... all tied to the date and time of real life.

The art on both screens is far from complete. The outside shot has an orange tint because it's actually late now. During the day it's bright, early morning is dark with a blueish tinge, and at night everything's dark and you need a flashlight to see.

I haven't incorporated the different time-dependent art for the bedroom yet.

#GameDev

Screenshot from a parser based adventure game. The graphics are very retry and very pixelated. The scene shows a woman standing outside of a large mansion with vines growing up one side. There's a tree on the lawn, and a blue vehicle in the driveway.

Gwendolyn, to gaming
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New Studio Pixel Punk game announcement.

ABYSS X ZERO

Unsighted (their first game) was an absolutely amazing game. Like... I bought 3 copies, one of which was the full Limited Run collector's edition.

No clue if this'll be good, but if it's even half as good as Unsighted, I'll be stoked.
https://twitter.com/TianiPixel/status/1765448337375756343?t=SeOyFBj8oBl-YvHQ7Wwo2Q&s=19

#Gaming #VideoGames

Gwendolyn, to gaming
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I could play Elder Scrolls Blades on my phone requiring an internet connection and interacting with lootbox crap, or I can use dosbox to just play Arena everywhere. In fact, with the customizable controls it actually almost plays better than on PC.

Magic Dosbox makes the whole setup really painless. Even have Daggerfall working.

#Gaming #VideoGames #RetroGaming #Emulation #ElderScrolls

Gwendolyn, to gaming
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I don't tend to like sharing my YouTube crap on here but I figured why not? It's a special occasion. I don't start new games often.

I just started The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion as part of my entire Anthology playthrough. So, if you wanna watch a total noob fumble her way through Oblivion, come on over. It's quasi-blind in that I haven't played it since it originally released.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlNmwc-tsiYPRWYdvRLh8HqtXb7J-akxE

#Gaming #VideoGames #RetroGaming #ElderScrolls #Oblivion

cheapshark, to bapcsalescanada
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🕹 Dreamscaper
💲 $5.03 (93% Off)
🛒 Steam
🔗 https://cheapshark.com/s/41d915c7

#pc #gaming #deal #videogames #steam #sale

Gwendolyn,
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@cheapshark I enjoyed Dreamscaper. It's not amazing, but it's charming and definitely worth a few bucks if you like roguelikes.

Gwendolyn, to gaming
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So, I just got my Limited Run physical release of Doom Eternal (for Switch). It's my first time playing it and... something feels off.

I loved Doom 2016 from the get go but this one feels... The tone feels wrong?

I'm getting Doom 2 flashbacks. Yes, Eternal seems to basically be Doom 2 Redux, but I mean in terms of how I feel about it.

I've always preferred the first Doom over Doom 2. 2 did weird things with its level design that just sort of changed the tone of the whole thing. It felt more cartoony almost. Kind of sloppy.

I feel like Eternal is making the same "mistakes". I just put it in quotes because it could very well be just a personal preference thing. I haven't gotten far enough in this to be able to really pick apart the mechanics and crap.

#Gaming #VideoGames #RetroGaming #Doom #Nintendo #NintendoSwitch

Gwendolyn, to random
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I feel like Dead Cells really captures the transfem experience.

There's female outfits in the game, but you've got to fight your way through hell to get to the boss... that then drops the blueprint for the outfit... that you then have to grind and spend cells on to unlock.

The shit a girl's gotta do to get some boobs...

Gwendolyn,
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Oh come on!
7 tries, rolled credits, didn't even encounter the right boss.

I "beat" the game before I got a female character model.

Luckily the Castlevania map just opened up to me and apparently you can get a Maria outfit.

The quest for bewbs continues.

troberts, to Metal
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This morning Mr 16 was talking about the 'Capcom Sound Team' (cause he's playing Devil May Cry 1 at the moment)

This quickly led to me talking about the Megaman NES soundtrack.

And lo and behold, I notice that In Flames did a chiptunes release of their "I, The Mask" album so now I'm listening to that.

#InFlames #Metal #Chiptunes

Gwendolyn,
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@troberts I personally love that album, and as a big fan of the NES Mega Man soundtracks, I'm delighted to discover this is a thing.

Thanks for sharing. I'll be checking that out.

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