hannah, to Marriage
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Hey all! 👋🏼 It’s time! My name is Hannah and I want to share a little about myself:

I’m a (my hottie husband is @alex ) and a of 3 awesome boys 🐻🐻🐻

I’m a co owner of Markley Bros. Entertainment and a cast member on our show Ember Fables! I my kids and drink enough to fuel a small army ☕️

I love all things 🍄

I enjoy playing , , playing ( and are my current favs), being outside but only in the hot sun ☀️, riding my and watching and

Although I’m new this the world of I’m excited to be here!

SharonCummingsArt, to relationships
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SherBeareth, to Marriage
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#justiceclarencethomas faced criticism on Tuesday over comments he made during a case focused on the #January6 2021, #riot at the #Capitol.

"In oral argument today, Justice Thomas is minimizing the severity of the 1/6 insurrection at the Capitol. Perhaps that's because his #wife was part of the conspiracy. What a disgrace that he's sitting on this case," lawyer Jeffrey Toobin wrote on X.

https://www.newsweek.com/clarence-thomas-faces-backlash-over-jan-6-case-comments-what-disgrace-1890966

ErosBlog, to Marriage
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TheMetalDog, to Marriage
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Rasta, to Meme

Does cold weather make it hard to start your car?

Wife calls husband to tell him the car won't start..

werefreeatlast, to Marriage

Yeah we are worried! We extracted a number of eggs, which we then proceeded to , grow , and pic the faster growing ones from. That's a standard procedure in . Unless you only got one or two eggs left, you pick from the best. Then you the rest for next time. Except now my 's maker is broken and frankly we good with these. So what? We were paying $500 a year to keep the others for a few years. So then we stopped and now we are murderers in ?

werefreeatlast, to selfhosted

Is there a #selfhosted #AI #girfriend yet?

https://lemmy.world/post/11915728

https://lemmy.world/post/11959769

Just noticed these two articles and figured someone must have one now. How do you know she's not #cheating on you with your #wife or someone in your #LAN? Does she like #iot gifts for Valentine's?

cliffwade, to Marriage
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mythologyandhistory, to Fashion
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Do you know about real crimes?

Sko-Ella was REALLY into shoes. For a new pair, she made a pack with the .

She was meant to create discord between a married couple.

She told the to cut the beard of her man at night to ensure his faithfulness, & told the husband that his wife was going to kill him.

He saw his wife with a knife & her.

When Ella asked the devil for her prize, he was so disturbed by her that he would only hand it over at arm's length.

paboland, to Marriage
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The power of coco loco. :ablobspin:

paboland, to Marriage
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SLAY! SO TWINKLE TWINKLE! :blobcry: :blobcatphones: :ablobspin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baaNwRAhHBo

WISTquote, to Quotes
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A quotation from Bible, vol. 1, Old Testament:

«
Find joy with the wife you married in your youth, fair as a hind, graceful as a fawn. Let hers be the company you keep, hers the breasts that ever fill you with delight, hers the love that ever holds you captive.
»

Full quote, sourcing, notes:
https://wist.info/bible-ot/29509/

#quote #quotes #quotation #attraction #beauty #breasts #love #marriage #sex #wife

mikemathia, to Marriage
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Nonog, to Marriage

Sex-obsessed site run by House Speaker's wife suddenly goes dark
A website run by the wife of House Speaker Mike Johnson disappeared yesterday.
https://boingboing.net/2023/10/31/sex-obsessed-site-run-by-house-speakers-wife-suddenly-goes-dark.html #MikeJohnson #speaker #wife #website

Rasta, to history

#StoryTime (for new readers)

Some background posts that lead into the story. BACKGROUND
-HASHTAG INTERESTS:
https://mstdn.ca/@Rasta/110230589278631546

But, in this #thread, I want to talk about my wife, who isn't here, online.

You hear little bits in posts, and all about what I am doing, what about the woman that works silently behind the scenes in my life?

READ ON, #History #Marriage #Wife #Homebody #CountryGirl

Part of this overlaps with my personal story linked above.

... /2

odddev, to Marriage
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Really jealous of my #wife that she lives with a #comedy genius.

xoxophotog, to Marriage
luvs2bex, (edited ) to Marriage

Getting clean for my husband after a playdate with some guys I met at a bar in the next city over.
, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

KissAnne, to Marriage Finnish
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My #brother's ex-#wife is like a #sister to me. I got to know her when I was 14 years old. I'm staying over night at her place #today. She has beautiful paintings on the wall. #Cats of course! 🙂 #catsofmastodon #suomimastodon #finland

Another painting where a cat is sitting on a woman's head
A pile of cats sitting on top of each other
A cat figure with a long tail

luvs2bex, to Marriage

Tits out, legs spread, you can see my hairy pussy around the edges of my panties!

#wife, #NSFW, #pussy, #cunt, #slut, #tits, #boobs, #nipples, #hairy, #saggy, #luvs2bex, #spreading #femalenudity, #panties, #milf, #gilf, #curvy

luvs2bex, to Marriage
luvs2bex, (edited ) to Marriage

I love showing my tits and spreading my legs for strangers!

#wife, #NSFW, #pussy, #cunt, #slut, #tits, #boobs, #nipples, #hairy, #saggy, #luvs2bex, #spreading #femalenudity

ssamulczyk, to Marriage
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#GoodMorning! Every time something malfunctions at home it’s always my #wife using it when it happens…🤡 iPhone, that has been perfectly working for 3 years goes bad within a week. Same MacBook. Car always misbehaves when she’s using it. I don’t know… Bad luck, clumsiness… Her keys are always bent, she drops things all the time, doesn’t bother if oil light goes on in the car, would drive of with a flat tire… Now it’s fucking induction cooktop not turning on…😩 #LifeWithWife

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