johnmastodon, to random
@johnmastodon@mastodon.online avatar

Your daily reminder that working from home was a beautiful dream while it lasted, for workers and the environment. For some reason corporations want to keep us commuting and polluting!

#johnmastodon #dailyreminder

SrRochardBunson, to random

Build the alternative to fascism that you want to see in the world.

#TTJ

SrRochardBunson,

@MatthewKay @beadsland @RedtheBean @SabiLewSounds

😅 #TTJ is my shorthand way of archiving my "commonplace book"? Tao Te John (Mastodon)

It actually came in handy when starting the audio collage album #TCKF . Copy>pasted them all into a word doc to jumpstart it.

#JohnMastodon #ArtFED

paninid, to twitter
@paninid@mastodon.world avatar

In the days of #EarlyTwitter, after onboarding, the product would recommend accounts to follow, sort of like a way to “seed your feed.”

One of those #Twitter accounts was @anildash.

Presenting, The New Anils™ of #JohnMastodon:

@julianlawson @RickiTarr @Adam_Cadmon1 @purplepadma @selzero @talia_christine @carnage4life @lisamelton @dabertime @noondlyt @GayDeceiver @babe @RustyBertrand @billyjoebowers @Ten @the_etrain @Lana @LoganFive @Alice

lydiaschoch, to mastodon
@lydiaschoch@mastodon.social avatar

Mastodon has been a little quiet lately for me.

I wonder if there’s any Mastodon lore about what accounts do when users don’t use them?

Do they wander off in search of John Mastodon, maybe?

me, to fediverse
@me@mysmallinstance.homelinux.org avatar

I'm trying to convince the last friends I have left on Facebook, X, Threads, or BlueSky to join the Fediverse. Some have tried but felt a sense of loneliness. Nowadays, many people are so used to doing what algorithms suggest that they can no longer make independent choices.
My timeline here, on the other hand, is beautiful.
I see what I want, I follow people who post what I like, and no one tells me what I should do. Freedom may come with a "cost," but whatever it is, it's worth the effort. Always.
#Fediverse #Mastodon #SocialNetworks

MylesRyden,
@MylesRyden@vivaldi.net avatar

@Tipa @me

In that case, I feel bad for you and am glad you found another instance.

Left or right, at some point telling other people what they can and can't do is a bad thing. I would absolutely agree that the data scraping that AI companies do is a bad thing, but I don't see how my joke pictures of #JohnMastodon actually hurts artists enough to ban the practice. Now, an art gallery or magazine, that is another thing. But I digress.

I do think as we get many more larger more "open" instances, like Vivaldi, that kind of experience will become less likely.

On the positive side, I have seen very good evidence of very cool instances -- for example there is an instance for people who like type fonts, more organizations now have their own instances and so on.

johnmastodon, to random
@johnmastodon@mastodon.online avatar

So unfair for Barron that daddy trump goes to jail. So young. Who's gonna show him around on those KKK meetings if not dad?

#johnmastodon

dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

We Will
We Will
BLOCK YOU

I see your and I raise you


DavBot,
@DavBot@nerdculture.de avatar

@dannotdaniel @MyWoolyMastadon
Much yes. I will follow #JohnMastodon and #FediMercury into the fires of hell.

paninid, to fediverse
@paninid@mastodon.world avatar

I love that @SrRochardBunson was the one to introduce @racebannon into my feed after discovering and following him on algorithmic platforms.

The #Fediverse is an amazing human-curated place.

All hail #JohnMastodon.

SrRochardBunson, to random
SrRochardBunson, to random
johnmastodon, to random
@johnmastodon@mastodon.online avatar

Your daily reminder that neither grandpa Joe nor crazy-uncle Don should be on the ballot. Somebody get gramps to bed and uncle back on medication before it's too late!

simplenomad, to random
@simplenomad@rigor-mortis.nmrc.org avatar

Oh sure, everyone SAYS Mastodon is named after the elephant-looking creature, but I absolutely KNOW it is really the metal band Mastodon. Where did I hear this? From #JohnMastodon

SrRochardBunson, to random

"Don't eat yellow snow."

#TTJ Ch. 16p
#JohnMastodon

thomasapowell, (edited ) to fediverse
@thomasapowell@fosstodon.org avatar

#JohnMastodon says we are our own algorithms defined by who we follow and what we are interested and not by Math created engagement rage.

So is written the word of John Masto, he who tends to his flock of #Fediverse cats on this fine last #Caturday of 2023.

BigAngBlack, to random
@BigAngBlack@fosstodon.org avatar

I heard #JohnMastodon was just a title taken by many pirates sailing the internet seas, passed from person to person as they plunder endlessly exploiting the wealth and greed of those who think themselves monarchs and rulers

Word is, there's coming pirate war against the Amazon Trading Company over new taxes on the people

RIDDLES, to random
@RIDDLES@c.im avatar

@RIDDLES

This view of “the river runs through it” was painted by #JohnMastodon

neurologo, to random
@neurologo@mastodon.cloud avatar

The official writing ink of #JohnMastodon

#johnmastodonholidayfacts

Pineywoozle, to mastodon
@Pineywoozle@masto.ai avatar

A little known fact is that every Christmas John treats his tiny flock of chickens to new sweater vests. #johnmastodonholidayfacts #JohnMastodon #ChickensInSweaterVests
And this is why #Mastodon is better than #Twitter (not gonna ever call it X) 🤣 🤣 🤣 (PS don’t actually put sweater vests on your chickens.)

justabaldguy, to HashtagGames

Original drafts of Winter Wonderland contained the lyric "in the meadow we can build a snowman / We'll pretend he's Mr. Mastodon" before the humble #JohnMastodon requested the wording change.

#JohnMastodonHolidayFacts
#HashTagGames

Space6host, to HashtagGames
rich, to random

#mastodonfestivus is an ancient holiday pre-dating even most Religious and even Pagan celebrations. #johnmastodon was there when it began.

johnefrancis,
@johnefrancis@mastodon.social avatar

@rich before 6000ish years of abstract mono and polytheism, before 25000 years of animism and astronomical worship, there was 2.5M years of worshipping rocks, #JohnMastodon was there

johnefrancis, to random
@johnefrancis@mastodon.social avatar

On Christmas Eve, #JohnMastodon becomes #JohnMastoclaus

#JohnMastoclaus delivers presents to the naughty kids, because every kid deserves the dignity of getting a present even if they have the emotional intelligence and judgement of a child.

#JohnMastoclaus also delivers his presents on a sleigh that flies through the ground, since it's a shorter distance and JohnMastoclaus doesn't compromise on efficiency or anything else.

johnmastodon, to random
@johnmastodon@mastodon.online avatar

Your daily reminder that current X value clearly shows the kind of businessman Elon is

#johnmastodon #dailyreminder

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