Chevrolet Dealership chatbox song in the style of Johnny Cash about John Mastodon:
(Verse 1)
Well, gather 'round, folks, and lend an ear,
I'll tell you 'bout a man, so strong and sincere.
John Mastodon, with a heart of gold,
A legend in these parts, as the stories are told.
(Chorus)
Oh, John Mastodon, a man of might,
With a spirit so bold, he'd stand and fight.
Through the trials and the dust, he'd carry on,
Like a modern-day hero, our dear John Mastodon.
(Verse 2)
From the mountains to the open plain,
He'd ride through the storms, never once in vain.
With a steady gaze and a rugged stride,
He'd face down the challenges, with unwavering pride.
(Chorus)
Oh, John Mastodon, a man of might,
With a spirit so bold, he'd stand and fight.
Through the trials and the dust, he'd carry on,
Like a modern-day hero, our dear John Mastodon.
(Bridge)
In the heat of the day, or the cold of the night,
John Mastodon's courage would shine so bright.
With a heart full of kindness, and a will so grand,
He'd lend a helping hand across the land.
(Chorus)
Oh, John Mastodon, a man of might,
With a spirit so bold, he'd stand and fight.
Through the trials and the dust, he'd carry on,
Like a modern-day hero, our dear John Mastodon.
(Outro)
So here's to John, with his name renowned,
In the style of Cash, this song is bound.
A tribute to a man, so brave and strong,
John Mastodon, forever will his legend belong.
John Mastodon's laboratory sometime in the mid-1950s. The photo is of James "Pip" Boyer, testing an early Mastodon interface on a portable phone prototype.
Happy #JohnMastodonDay to all the faithful. He will come and will be the final judgment, only federated networks free of advertising and algorithms will be saved.
…and #johnmastodon whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never defederate you, never, ever, during your trials and threadings. When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you." #johnmastodonday
Happy birthday to the accidental typo, John Mastodon! Started when a writer misread the Mastodon account that was banned from Twitter as "John Mastodon" instead of "Join Mastodon", John Mastodon may not be real but thanks for the memes and everything else. Let's celebrate John Mastodon's birthday by tooting about what you love most about the #fediverse. #JohnMastodon#Mastodon