johnmastodon, to random
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Israel killing five terrorists with tank fire is like killing ants with dynamite. How is that a war?

#johnmastodon

johnmastodon, to random
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We should probably change the standard from shitty countries to shitty governments to aknowledge the real problem.

#johnmastodon

johnmastodon, to random
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Current Artificial Intelligence is like relying on a grammar teacher that writes with orthographic mistakes. No military power can not rely on it, unless of course they're just publicly releasing the useless part of the technology.

johnmastodon, to random
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"We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes."

  • Leona Helmsley

#quoteoftheday #fact

#johnmastodon

johnmastodon, to random
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If you're one of those saying "vote for Biden or we loose our country", you're basically the problem. If we had the nuts to forbid criminals to take office, laws to stop billionaires from buying judges and no lobbying in Congress, none of this would be happening. Voting either one won't solve anything! Happy criminal's comeback!

johnmastodon, to random
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Willing to organize a cage fight between Musk and Zuck against John Mastodon for charity. Both refused saying it not a fair fight, so I told them to bring Bill Gates to help them if fairness was a problem.

#johnmastodon

johnmastodon, to random
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I'm inclined to believe that the cage fight between Musk and Zuck was just a stunt.

Note: names were alphabetically ordered to avoid showing bias.

Note 2: Zuck is younger.

johnmastodon, to random
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"John Mastodon, ugh, he's such an arrogant, I'd throw him myself from a high rise building if I had the chance"

dannotdaniel, to random
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johnmastodon, to random
@johnmastodon@mastodon.online avatar

The strategy can't be clearer:

  1. Request the Judge permission to go to his son's graduation

  2. Request the Judge permission to skip jail when found guilty.

johnmastodon, to random
@johnmastodon@mastodon.online avatar

: In a few million years your crap is gonna be fueling the planet!

johnmastodon, to random
@johnmastodon@mastodon.online avatar

It really puzzles me why Elon wishes so much to destroy Twitter, Tesla and Space X. Could it be that he is indeed a time traveler trying to save us from apocalypse?

johnmastodon, to random
@johnmastodon@mastodon.online avatar

I'm willing to get rid of my internal combustion vehicles to help diminish the climate crisis when billionaires stop flying and yatching with petrol fueled vehicles. It might be easier for them anyways!

#johnmastodon

johnmastodon, to random
@johnmastodon@mastodon.online avatar

The very simplified color code guide for working with Arduino gadgets:

  • Red (R) is always positive, although it could also be black (B), never white (W)

  • W is always negative, although it could also be B

  • Orange could be used as R, B or W

  • Purple, yellow, green, gray or blue must be used for I/O pins, although they could be used as R, B or W, but only with express permission from Arduino

  • When lacking different colors, connect everything with W cables, or B, or R!

johnmastodon, to twitter
@johnmastodon@mastodon.online avatar

If Elon's platform ever manages to win popularity and users again, we could refer to that process as an X-crement!

#x

Lana, to random
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Let's play PICTURE UNO!

The Rules:

  • Your picture must have at least 1 thing in common with the previous picture
  • No explaining the connection
  • No text in pictures
  • No googling for pictures
  • You may only use photos currently in your album

I'll start!

NormanDunbar,
@NormanDunbar@mastodon.scot avatar
johnmastodon, to random
@johnmastodon@mastodon.online avatar

"Jack, Jane and others want to follow you on Threads, Instagram's new text app"

Friends don't let friends use Threads.

johnmastodon, to TeslaMotors
@johnmastodon@mastodon.online avatar

The X network has lost so much value that the bots are now required to work a second job to pay their own utility bills

#johnmastodon #musk #Xitter

KydiaMusic, to ADHD
@KydiaMusic@mastodon.social avatar

I was having an ok day, until someone said I was being annoying. :sadness:

Feel free to mute me, unfollow, or block me if the way I conduct myself on here is not to your taste. I welcome gentle correction if I'm behaving in a way that's hurtful or inconsiderate, but I don't tolerate rudeness or requests that I alter my behavior just because someone doesn't like how often they see my posts. There are plenty of people who are annoying and you can just...ignore them.

pootriarch,
@pootriarch@eldritch.cafe avatar

@KydiaMusic UR SO ANNOYING OMG
has bequeathed us the mute button. it is not your fault if someone else can't sort out its usage. i am majorly bugged by all manner of things and john sends them to file 13 for me. there are hundreds of people who are known to piss me off, so muted, and legions who i don't know about yet.

unless it's personal, in which case i block or report. and that was personal. just saying.

johnmastodon, to random
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Your daily reminder that The Monster of Loch Ness and Bigfoot still refuse to go public within humanity for unknown, yet understandable reasons

johnmastodon, to random
@johnmastodon@mastodon.online avatar

Your daily reminder that it is not called corruption if its based in the USA, supported by a political party!
#johnmastodon #dailyreminder

johnmastodon, to random
@johnmastodon@mastodon.online avatar

Your daily reminder that friends don't let friends use xitter or talk about Elon without ridiculing him

#johnmastodon #dailyreminder

Lana, to random
@Lana@beige.party avatar

Un-hyperbole a famous book title. I'll start.

The Mid Gatsby

#MastodonGames #JohnMastodon

quasirealsmiths, to random
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can't believe Biden gave a shoutout to that was surreal

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