stina_marie, to Meme
@stina_marie@horrorhub.club avatar

Happy Thursday aka It's-Almost-Friday-Day!

TOOT IT UP

(This is probably the only time you'll see me voluntarily share anything with the word "toot" involved, so enjoy)

@horror

slightlyoff, to random
@slightlyoff@toot.cafe avatar

One of the teams I've been working with to climb the performance management maturity ladder is...Edge!?!

We build a lot of the browser out of web "stuff" these days (think bookmarks, history, downloads, settings, new-tab-page, etc.), and moving away from React to a modern Web Components + HTML-first architecture has had a huge benefit for users, particularly folks on low-end hardware:

https://blogs.windows.com/msedgedev/2024/05/28/an-even-faster-microsoft-edge/

Waitnwallflower, to random
@Waitnwallflower@beige.party avatar

I fly this flag upside-down because the Court is CORRUPT

We should be more outraged especially by Alito and Thomas.

Tita, to fedieltern German
@Tita@norden.social avatar

Ich habe den Kindern übrigens heute früh gesagt, dass eigentlich jeder Tag Mutter-, Vater-, Kindertag ist.

Sie dürfen jeden Tag füreinander basteln und allen sagen, dass sie sich lieben oder toll finden. Und auch der Geschirrspüler darf einfach so ausgeräumt werden.

Nur, falls ihr euch wundert, wenn ihr morgen/Sonntag keine handgeschriebene Karte bekommt.
🤷‍♀️
#sorrynotsorry
#Vatertag #Muttertag #Kindertag
@fedieltern
@gs_infos

CultureDesk, to journalism
@CultureDesk@flipboard.social avatar

The winners of the 2024 Pulitzer Prizes have been announced. The New York Times took three: One for its coverage of the war in Gaza and others in the Features and Investigative categories. The Washington Post tied with wins in Commentary, Editorial Writing and National Reporting. The Fiction Pulitzer went to West Virginia writer Jayne Anne Phillips for her novel, "Night Watch," while the Nonfiction prize went to "A Day in the Life of Abed Salama: Anatomy of a Jerusalem Tragedy," by Nathan Thrall, which tells the story of a Palestinian father living under Israeli occupation of the West Bank. Here's the full list from NPR. This Poynter.org story has links to all the winning pieces of journalism.

https://flip.it/JD8UZ-

https://flip.it/.KYaqs

#Journalism #Fiction #Nonfiction #Books @bookstodon

Beeks,
@Beeks@mstdn.party avatar

@CultureDesk @bookstodon any awards given to the NYT and WP for reporting are awards that are worthless.

jonoabroad, to random
@jonoabroad@mastodon.nz avatar

I've made the mistake of watching dashcams australia.

no one should be allowed to drive anywhere in the world.

allrite,
@allrite@allrite.at avatar

@stufromoz @jonoabroad Well, speed kills and they're always Russian around, so what do you expect? #SorryNotSorry

thefartographer, to memes in "No thanks, I research my own charities before making a donation"

I bought a bottle of water at the airport for $4.50

The POS kiosk asked me if I wanted to leave a tip. It was completely unintentional, but I chuckled at this dystopian scenario playing out, tapped “no” while starting to make eye contact with the cashier, they had a friendly smile so I just apologized but made sure to speak loudly and clearly over the airport sounds.

From her perspective, I must have looked like I boldly stared her in the eyes and chuckled at shorting her, then threw out an IRL .

I hope her day improved after that unfortunate interaction…

sj, to random
@sj@social.scriptjunkie.us avatar

Hot take: Europe is not a continent and I'm sick of pretending that it is. It's just west Asia. A little mountain range and cultural differences don't make a new continent.

oneeyedman, to StarTrek Spanish
@oneeyedman@mastodon.social avatar

I found this súper cool United Federation Of Planes logotype in a phone wallpaper pack from @gedeonm and adjusted it a bit.

https://codeberg.org/oneeyedman/united-federation-of-planets-logo

augieray, to random
@augieray@mastodon.social avatar

If you're an American who finds yourself saying both candidates are too old or Biden is disappointing, learn about the right-wing Project 2025. If you did, you might do less complaining about Biden and more to help him get re-elected.

Every election. Every race. Every democrat. #VoteBlue

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metropia,
@metropia@mastodon.social avatar

@augieray No. I won’t be voting for the candidate who told my city to drop dead.

ottaross, to sourdough
@ottaross@mastodon.social avatar

Two batches of going this morning.

I've been having probs finding time to progress, so have often had a starter ramping up on the counter for several days. I constantly expect today I'll get it going.

This week I even had to break down and buy bread for the first time in years. That gave me the kick in the butt to get something going after breakfast.

YurkshireLad,
@YurkshireLad@mastodon.social avatar

@ottaross are the revolutionaries more sour than their counterparts?

thhindrichs, to worms German
@thhindrichs@semiosen.de avatar
PhilippeBoey, to random Dutch
@PhilippeBoey@mastodon-belgium.be avatar

“…door een ongelukkig manoeuvre, na een namiddagje aperitieven langs de kasseien”. De kastaar. 🥰

In het VIP dorp. Very Important Petjes dorp.

GetzlerChem, to Ohio
@GetzlerChem@mstdn.science avatar

What do you call it when a city in northeast seems like it’s from a different time?

Anakronistic.

lifewithtrees, to mastodon
@lifewithtrees@mstdn.social avatar

Dear ,

Please know there is never an expectation (and I imagine others feel the same) that you post things.

Therefore, there is also no need to ever apologize for NOT posting.

It's totally fine!

(And honestly, for the most part, I doubt I had even noticed.)

Please be kind to yourself and post when you want to and don't when you don't.

🥰🙏🏻

wrzlbrnft, to random German
@wrzlbrnft@troet.cafe avatar

Menschen, die zum Rauchen auf den Bahnsteig gehen und sich wundern, wenn der Zug mitsamt ihrem Gepäck ohne sie weiterfährt. 🙄

nblr,
@nblr@chaos.social avatar

@wrzlbrnft Jeder setzt halt so seine Prioritäten. Offenbar war das Gepäck und der Zug nicht so wichtig.

Monsterlady, to steam
@Monsterlady@masto.ai avatar

My review of is just hilarious!

FlyVapen_Pikk, to random
@FlyVapen_Pikk@mastodon.world avatar

What I do know... is that I'm now at 48 pairs of shoes with my 49th pair on the way.

😏

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hotdogsladies, to random
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

I just emailed someone at the NYT and used neither the words “insofar,” “shibboleth,” nor “Hegelian.”

I took out all those words.

Because, while I would like to seem like I am smart, I would not like to seem like I’m nineteen and going to Brown.

pinkdrunkenelephants,
@pinkdrunkenelephants@mastodon.social avatar

@hotdogsladies The fact that you care so much about how others think of you that it is dictating your word choice makes you look insecure and childish.

thomasfuchs, to random
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar

Post something about cars, get a replyguy about something else completely unrelated

It’s like clockwork

earth2marsh,
@earth2marsh@hachyderm.io avatar

@thomasfuchs well, actually, clockworks were critical to maritime navigation in the …

kjaymiller, to keyboard
@kjaymiller@mastodon.social avatar

Orange looks good on my desk.

aijaz,
@aijaz@mastodon.social avatar

@kjaymiller Orange you glad you got it?

jamielynn, to random
@jamielynn@mastodon.social avatar

Dems in Wisconsin learning what my friends back in WV already know: my loyalty is to doing the right thing, not propping up a political party. 💁🏼‍♀️

timelordiroh, to python
@timelordiroh@mstdn.iroh.tv avatar

go ahead and write the mission critical code in . You won't have to worry about massive language changes breaking things.

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