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hotdogsladies

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Shackling the masses with drastic rap tactics.

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Everything that happens after the first 15 seconds of The Walking Dead is a spoiler, but, sure.

Makes tons of sense.

hotdogsladies,
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"We'll only be discussing the fade-in and ten seconds of an automobile approaching before blowing the spoiler horn."

hotdogsladies, to random
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  1. Messages should have a "Known and Unread" tab, and I should be allowed to pin it, and it should be mostly the only messages I ever have to see.

  2. The President is personally disappointed in me.

hotdogsladies,
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@connor_g

Yep. And then it switches to “All Messages” as soon as it gets an unknown message.

A knock is not a key, Apple!

hotdogsladies, to random
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This is a really good episode of Detroiters.

"He has to sleep in, or he'll lose his voice."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJfK7BM0fWI

hotdogsladies,
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"YOU DON'T NEED YOUR SLIPKNOT MASK!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWBqnpCCasg

hotdogsladies,
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@conlan

Yep. He’s also great on Joe Pera.

https://youtu.be/J7n4oZxNnv0?si=IXVt91L-_qLZyvYg

hotdogsladies, to random
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These are some very spritely and flirtatious Goldberg Variations.

https://youtu.be/tCKQQxxUWBs?si=kJKgiVJviW-z_J1i

hotdogsladies, to random
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Watching a guy restore a machine gun.

As one does.

https://youtu.be/Nz_c_rHrl-c?si=zu89mC_NMEO9X5XR

hotdogsladies, to random
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“He’d recently watched several episodes of a YouTube channel called ‘DIY Crossbow,’” read the corner’s report.

hotdogsladies, to random
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I'm not above watching a guy make a samurai sword.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeYZPuAI_xk

hotdogsladies, to random
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"The site is supposed to be located on an Indian burial ground."

Exquisite.

hotdogsladies,
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Poor Bill Watson.

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hotdogsladies, to random
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Here's my other life-changing pop song from that time.

"It could appear that I should have a statement prepared,
But, don't make me open my big mouth.
PLEASE don't make me open my big mouth."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRtYvP0Au0s

hotdogsladies, to random
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"Not Too Soon" would still sound really good on an AM radio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZI-FTcFtn8

hotdogsladies,
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"You might as well be dead, he said, if you're afraid to fall."

hotdogsladies, to random
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This is "Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants" (dir. David Mamet, 1996).

I watch it twice a year, and it is spectacular.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtgUSUHnzLI

hotdogsladies,
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@tankgrrl

I love that movie!

angela, to random
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fifty slicked back black hair wigs

hotdogsladies,
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@angela

“They're STANZOs.”

hotdogsladies, to random
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Dabney Coleman was in one of the best fake movies of all time.

hotdogsladies,
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hotdogsladies,
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@bval

Mrowr.

hotdogsladies, to random
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Mutt Lange-adjacent:

This is still my favorite version of Shania Twain's 1997 hit, "You're Still the One"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAke3UsOgu0

hotdogsladies,
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One time, it was playing in our local burrito joint, and I nearly lost my mind.

hotdogsladies, to random
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Please don’t ask me to pick sides between cops and golfers.

It’s like asking where I’d prefer to have shingles.

hotdogsladies,
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@tvaziri

Fore!

hotdogsladies, to random
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I think I've already found a good use for Tusks.

And, so, a new experimental feature:

"𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻'𝘀 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿?"

hotdogsladies,
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"Well on my way to the luckiest night of my life."

—Ricky Jay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWvRorX0KhQ

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