RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

Okay we have established that Tanvir Sultan, MBA is a Satire account, but y'all, what about Nick Adams? Also Ex-Evangelical Janeway is a superior screen name.

tmcg,
@tmcg@c.im avatar

@RickiTarr I can’t say it better than this:

18+ NickGates,
@NickGates@friendsofdesoto.social avatar

@RickiTarr fellas is it gay to [checks notes]be an nfl player for a Super Bowl team and date an international superstar

18+ Hedgewizard,
@Hedgewizard@beige.party avatar

@NickGates @RickiTarr

... because he loves her?

18+ NickGates,
@NickGates@friendsofdesoto.social avatar

@Hedgewizard @RickiTarr fellas is it gay to love

18+ RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@NickGates Women are only objects to procreate with for these dudes, they should be walled off into their own country with just each other and some blow up dolls for company

18+ NickGates,
@NickGates@friendsofdesoto.social avatar

@RickiTarr [shouts of assent]

courtcan,
@courtcan@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr @NickGates I'll contribute to the fund to pay for that!

18+ specked,

@RickiTarr @NickGates I like what Colin Cowherd said: "There are a lot of really weird, lonely, insecure men out there."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V05WWP33C7

18+ Julie,
@Julie@social.coop avatar

@NickGates @RickiTarr 34 is middle-aged now?

18+ NickGates,
@NickGates@friendsofdesoto.social avatar

@Julie @RickiTarr idk but I'll very militantly enjoy my ancient crone of a wife now

18+ RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@NickGates @Julie My goal is to be both an ancient crone and some sort of hedge witch

18+ RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@Julie @NickGates I hope not lol

18+ wndlb,
@wndlb@mas.to avatar

@Julie @NickGates @RickiTarr Yes, THAT reply does deserve a Content Warning

18+ SNerd,
@SNerd@lor.sh avatar

@NickGates @RickiTarr
Accusation is a confession? 🤔

NoctisEqui,

@RickiTarr

Nick Adams , Alpha Male, obviously failed math.

negative12dollarbill,
@negative12dollarbill@techhub.social avatar

@RickiTarr
I don't even understand the conspiracy theory he's going for, no matter how stupid.

Someone spell it out for me?

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@negative12dollarbill Women just want to be with men for their money, but the irony is Taylor Swift is way more rich than Travis

Penguinflight,
@Penguinflight@mastodon.scot avatar

@RickiTarr Tanvir Sultan? Was that the taking notes on a date guy?

Anyone who puts "(Alpha Male)" in his user name is fucked in the head.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar
NormanDunbar,
@NormanDunbar@mastodon.scot avatar

@RickiTarr Does Nick Adams realise that "alpha" usually means incomplete, probably not fit for purpose, usually full of bugs, and pretty much useless? 😉

Ulrich_the_Elder,
@Ulrich_the_Elder@mastodon.social avatar

@NormanDunbar @RickiTarr nick adams realizing something??? Say that out loud and see how ridiculous it sounds.

NormanDunbar,
@NormanDunbar@mastodon.scot avatar

@Ulrich_the_Elder @RickiTarr I tried that. I'm not sure it had any effect. I'm putting that down to the fact that I have no idea who the "alpha" male is!

Kierkegaanks,
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party avatar

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RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@Kierkegaanks They just don't all realize it lol

mentallyalex,
@mentallyalex@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr I am fairly certain he considers himself to be a serious and real person.

It's hilarious because I absolutely do not think of him as a serious person. He is the kind of person I would struggle to not openly laugh at.

michaelgemar,

@mentallyalex @RickiTarr Why struggle? Laugh away.

mentallyalex,
@mentallyalex@beige.party avatar

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  • michaelgemar,

    @mentallyalex @RickiTarr It doesn’t matter how big you are — he’s an alpha male, and so can’t be intimidated.

    zakalwe,
    @zakalwe@plasmatrap.com avatar

    @RickiTarr Adams is just another frightened, insecure little idiot.

    TheJen,
    @TheJen@beige.party avatar

    @RickiTarr Adams is a real person. Using the word "person" loosely here.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)

    Ulrich_the_Elder,
    @Ulrich_the_Elder@mastodon.social avatar

    @RickiTarr Satire was never particularly easy to do well, and since the day Satire DIED, on Nov. 6, 2016 it has been practically impossible which is why most of the satire sites immediately switched to being trusted news sources. I hope this helps.

    Kuukisu,

    @RickiTarr Oh yes, because women only want men for money. Riiiight.... 🙄

    DemocracyMattersALot,
    @DemocracyMattersALot@mstdn.social avatar

    @RickiTarr

    He's Australia's biggest racist export after the Murdochs...

    AnonymooseGuy,

    @RickiTarr

    Ex-Evangelical Janeway is one of a handful I miss from the dark world.

    If I was still there I'd go with #GirlMath

    jamieannmason,
    @jamieannmason@mastodon.social avatar

    @RickiTarr

    Nick Adams is a complete douche.. half the time, I think it's his small alpha penis that's tweeting..

    Jamie

    RickiTarr,
    @RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

    @jamieannmason Nick Adams (Alpha Penis)

    argv_minus_one,
    @argv_minus_one@mstdn.party avatar

    @RickiTarr

    That's like me dating someone because they're about to be paid a bonus of less than a dollar. So yeah, patently absurd.

    quincypeck,
    @quincypeck@mastodon.social avatar

    @RickiTarr I read somewhere that if Nick Adams is playing a character, he has never once broken or even winked at the audience. So either is that stupid, or he is the best troll since Andy Kaufman.

    RickiTarr,
    @RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

    @quincypeck RIGHT, IT'S MISSING THE OCCASIONAL WINK. Colbert played a Conservative Pundit for years, but he'd often break character when he would interview people

    bluecaller,
    @bluecaller@urusai.social avatar

    @RickiTarr to me Nick Adams seems like satire, but Sam Hyde satire. I.e. those are his real opinions. But he's aware of how those takes come across to critical thinkers, so frames it like a character like Colbert. But naw. Das him.

    thomnottom,

    @bluecaller @RickiTarr Don't know Sam Hyde, but your explanation is excellent.

    There's a certain point where playing a character like "Nick Adams" is no different from explicitly being that person. There's no distinction between "Hooters is the greatest restaurant for raising boys to become men" and "Hooters is fine, I just don't like liberals disliking it" if the only way you present it is the former.

    miclgael,

    @RickiTarr Strikes me as asinine either way.

    But with no other alpha to turn to, who else can I trust!

    /vomit

    RickiTarr,
    @RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

    @miclgael LOL

    Chigaze,

    @RickiTarr Pretty sure this would make more sense if Musk was dating Kelce. Musk needs the money to pay his bad investment bills.

    ksawatsky,
    @ksawatsky@ottawa.place avatar

    @RickiTarr
    Tanvir is satirical because he's definitely making fun of his own character.

    Nick is not serious, but also not satirical. I guess that just makes him a professional troll. He knows what he says is ridiculous and it's something of a character he's playing but he also is actually far-right.

    It's a confusing one for sure lol

    RickiTarr,
    @RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

    @ksawatsky I just call that being Conservative at this point lol

    dbsalk,
    @dbsalk@mastodon.social avatar

    @ksawatsky @RickiTarr That might be the most astute explanation of Nick Adams. I've been trying to figure him out for a while. I thought maybe it's a long con with his ridiculous anecdotes and extolling the virtues of Hooters and telling people to raise their daughters to be more like Lauren Boebert, but there's got to be more to it. Maybe on some level he really does think Hooters is the best restaurant in America (they do have good wings) and Boebert is a good role model.

    RickiTarr,
    @RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

    @dbsalk @ksawatsky If you inhabit that mindspace long enough, do you begin to become that thing?

    dbsalk,
    @dbsalk@mastodon.social avatar

    @RickiTarr @ksawatsky IDK? I'm not sure it's healthy to dwell on it.

    RickiTarr,
    @RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

    @dbsalk @ksawatsky This is how revolutionaries become dictators lol

    ksawatsky,
    @ksawatsky@ottawa.place avatar

    @RickiTarr @dbsalk

    All I know is that this is hilarious

    RickiTarr,
    @RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

    @ksawatsky @dbsalk I love most of those things too, and yet I'm an actual patriot, and don't need to brag about my gender, something I had nothing to do with.

    KatyKnits,
    @KatyKnits@mastodon.social avatar

    @ksawatsky @RickiTarr @dbsalk is Nick single? I’m peri menopausal but am suddenly desperate to have his babies.

    RickiTarr,
    @RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

    @KatyKnits @ksawatsky @dbsalk Be Careful his baby might be too powerful and burst out of you like Alien

    KatyKnits,
    @KatyKnits@mastodon.social avatar

    @RickiTarr @KatyKnits @ksawatsky @dbsalk it’s a risk worth taking to spawn his scion.

    maicm,
    @maicm@mastodon.social avatar

    @ksawatsky @RickiTarr @dbsalk Nick continues: I am also arrogant, self-righteous, egoistic, egocentric, totally ignorant of the world around me and personally, as a "patriot and an Alfa-male, I prefer to remain that way!

    jgkoomey,
    @jgkoomey@mastodon.energy avatar

    @ksawatsky @RickiTarr @dbsalk Anyone who has to say the words “I am an alpha male” isn’t.

    bytebro,

    @jgkoomey @ksawatsky @RickiTarr @dbsalk Just remember that in physics an alpha particle can barely penetrate anything, but when it does it often causes untold damage.

    axeshun,
    @axeshun@toad.social avatar
    courtcan,
    @courtcan@mastodon.social avatar

    @RickiTarr @dbsalk @ksawatsky Maybe he's faked it 'til he maked it?

    zendao42,

    @RickiTarr @dbsalk @ksawatsky
    The dark side of "Act 'as if' til you are"

    andycymro,
    @andycymro@toot.wales avatar

    @dbsalk @ksawatsky @RickiTarr

    If Hooters were really serious about being on brand, they'd have good chicken breast not chicken wings.

    waitworry,
    @waitworry@sakurajima.moe avatar

    @RickiTarr I've always got the impression he really is right wing but he seems to have some self awareness about it and likes to play it up

    RickiTarr,
    @RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

    @waitworry It definitely gets Attention, but at some point, you have to wonder, people actually do agree with this shit

    Badger_AF,
    @Badger_AF@mstdn.social avatar

    @RickiTarr Anyone who refers to themselves as Alpha is just like people who go around saying they're smart.

    They're not.

    mydogwrotethis,

    @RickiTarr If she's on Mastodon, she's a follow.

    angiebaby,
    @angiebaby@mas.to avatar

    @RickiTarr

    I so want Nick Adams to be real, but at the same time I also want him to be the most brilliant shitlord on Twitter.

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