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sandralindsey

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Obsessed with the lives of imaginary people.
#Reader. #Writer. Marcher Lass.
Genderqueer. she/her/they
Far too analogue to fit in any of your binaries.
was @SLindseyWales on Twitter

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brianbilston, to random
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Here are some uninspirational quotes with which to begin your week.

RubyJones, to queer
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RubyJones,
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18+ girlonthenet, to random
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"I would absolutely blindfold a man, ziptie him to my bedframe, whisper 'don’t even fucking think about moving a muscle' then ride the ever-loving fuck out of his cock to this song."

This time last year I discovered some gloriously fucky music. https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/solid-gold-fucky-music-myself/

vivdunstan, to Astronomy
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Browsing comments on save the Mills Observatory petition I noticed this gem. Exactly why the observatory must be saved. I'll also link to Dundee City Council public consultation which is also vital to complete. Open to anyone, not just folk inside Dundee council area. https://www.change.org/p/mills-observatory-closure/c/850374430 #Astronomy #Space #Dundee #Scotland #MillsObservatory #PublicScience #Outreach #Culture

Shanmonster, to random
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I think I will be doing a storytelling performance in Toronto next month for National Indigenous Peoples Month. If it’s the same as the past two years, it will be broadcasted online. I’ll share the details when I get them.

kate, to random
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In the same way most of us say “goodbye” without realising it derives from “god be with ye”, maybe one day people will end conversations with “likensubscribe”

UndisScot, to Scotland
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The wonderfully triangular Caerlaverock Castle and its inner moat. Standing some seven miles south of Dumfries, it was built in the 1260s and 1270s to replace a slightly older castle whose traces can still be seen nearby. More pics and info: https://www.undiscoveredscotland.co.uk/dumfries/caerlaverock/index.html

jon, to random
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They have a handy map of where I’m going tomorrow 🙂

jon,
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The photo doesn’t do it justice, but these stripes on this dude’s trousers are reflectors. Is this a style decision or traffic safety measure? 🤔

pseudonym, to Animal
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You've all been very good. Have a picture of a bun-bun I saw on my walk.

Baby bunny in a park, nibbling on a plant

jon, to random
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Welcome to today's thread - #CrossBorderRail South East Europe Day 01 29 May 2024 - Helsinki - Tallinn

Crossing these borders:
Sea border Finland - Estonia and possibly Narva rail border to Russia (not crossing!)

These borders on the borders map:
https://umap.openstreetmap.fr/en/map/crossborderrail-all-the-borders_935041#8/59.738/24.648

Today's routes on the routes map:
https://umap.openstreetmap.fr/en/map/crossborderrail-all-the-borders_935041#8/59.738/24.648

jon,
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Warning for Interrailers: timetables for trains in Estonia are in the Interrail app, but they’re a good bit wrong for some trains.

The train departed 1930 as Elron site said, not 1914 as Interrail said.

Train 23 Narva - Tallinn, Elron Site shows departing 1930.

jon,
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Also @orangerkater said “ok, the correct time is later”

For Narva it is

For Tartu it’s not. The trains leave EARLIER than Interrail shows, so if you trusted the Interrail app you’d miss your train

I don’t know how this happened but it’s a real mess!

Elron times Tartu.

QuasiTemporal, to TimeTravel
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Psst. Hey, you. Yeah, yeah, you, the one reading this.

Wanna read some great #TimeTravel stories too? Or know someone who does? Because this volume of short stories is free on Kindle until June 1st. https://www.amazon.com/Accidental-Time-Travelers-Collective-ebook/dp/B0CNWWK2MP

Full disclosure, I'm the author of one of those 12 tales. Spread the word, RT liberally, read #TimeTravelAuthors discussions, et cetera.

Have a nice day, keep being amazing.

Greenseer, to photography
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Greenseer,
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garius, to random
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Stuck

alexisbushnell, to random
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OMG I am crying with laughter after discussing the name Barry with @Uselessgeneration who said "it's not even short for something like Barold."

My next pet simply must be called Barold! I won't be able to use it without falling about laughing but it must happen!

girlonthenet, to random
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Fuck you.

girlonthenet, (edited )
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Not sure who said this, about AI and writing, but it really stuck with me: why should I bother to read an article that you couldn't be bothered to write?

internetarchive, to random
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Sorry to say, archive.org is under a ddos attack. The data is not affected, but most services are unavailable.

We are working on it & will post updates in comments.

house_of_five, to random
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Want to choose who I write a side-story about next? (Both members of the crew and secondary characters included)

Have £1/$1 to spare a month?

Fancy helping me keep the lights on if the dayjob situation continues?

https://www.patreon.com/posts/side-story-poll-105079915

#ArgentumInAqua

hannah, to random
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Sorry, large numbers of what

girlonthenet, to random
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This is a bit cheese but... yesterday, when I finished my massive bike ride (62 MILES! I AM COOL), my boyfriend was there waving at the finish line.

He'd tracked me on the app that lets your friends/family see where you are on the course, then turned up at Tower Bridge in time to see me finish, and buy me a pint.

That was really cool.

I don't think many other boyfriends would have done that for me.

My boyfriend does stuff. It's pretty cool.

girlonthenet,
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I had said, beforehand, that I didn't mind if he came to meet me at the finish line. And that's true. Fundamentally this bike ride was something I was doing for myself. So what if I just rode over the finish line, had a quiet can of Strongbow on my own in a park, then wheeled my bike onto the train with aching legs and a sense of solitary pride?

I couldn't ask my boyfriend to support me, that would be frivolous.
Not what a good, low-maintenance girl should do.

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/good-girl-points-ill-be-loved/

girlonthenet,
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He came to meet me, even though I'd told him he didn't have to. Even though - I can't stress this enough - he genuinely didn't have to. I wouldn't have been sad or annoyed if he didn't, it's not something I would ever expect.

But he did it anyway.

And it brought me so much joy.

The idea that someone would put themselves out just to cheer me on was really cool. Seeing him at the finish line was immense - it made me feel very loved and cared for.

Kostoglotov, to random

That time a bloke rocked up outside the pub with a fucking Golden Eagle. #OldPhotos

christineburns, to random
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Good news: One of the hotels on my touring itinerary has EV chargers in their FREE basement car park. Always nice to plug in overnight.

Bad news: Said chargers are on yet another network that needs an app or RFID card, the app was never tested properly and the domain for Passwords to store my credentials bears no resemblance to the brand name of the network OR the web site which I had to find to get around a bug in the signup verification process.

christineburns,
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To hoteliers: It’s really great hospitality to provide low speed destination charging for guests but, for heavens sake, make sure YOU control the guest experience rather than leave patrons to fight with a network they’ll only use for one night. You provide free parking so go the extra stage and make the charging free too. That way customers can just plug in and know it just works. It’s worth it just for guest happiness and costs far less than you imagine. Or just charge a flat rate at the desk.

fyho, to nsfw
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I'd like to share something for #WankHolidayMonday!

"Coffee" is one of the first ideas I had for an erotic short story. It's still one of my favourites!

https://fyhowrites.wordpress.com/2023/08/21/coffee/

#erotica #lewd #smut #nsfw #sexblog @smutstodon

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