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jpm

@jpm@aus.social

WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

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sundogplanets, to random
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The only feeling I have about starship is dread.

They want to use that to launch batches of HUNDREDS of Starlinks at once. And guess where all those Starlinks will end up? The pieces that don't make it to the ground will end up in our upper atmosphere, screwing up the stratosphere, the ozone layer, who knows what else because SpaceX isn't required to do any environmental assessments of this.

Shit. Maybe a good time to post this essay I wrote yet again: https://theconversation.com/an-astronomers-lament-satellite-megaconstellations-are-ruining-space-exploration-215653

sundogplanets,
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Muting this thread now because the mansplaining ratio has gotten way too high!

NanoRaptor, to random
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In awe of the size of this aesthetic. Absolute unit.

mekkaokereke, to random
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The USA beat Pakistan at Cricket? 🤯

And the USA's star player is a principal engineer at Oracle? 🤯🤯🤯

https://www.linkedin.com/in/saurabhnetravalkar

azonenberg, to random
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Please boost for reach: Open source project seeking technical writing contributors.

Ngscopeclient (https://www.ngscopeclient.org/) is looking for people to assist with end user documentation and, in the future, possibly developer oriented API documentation as well.

We welcome help from any interested parties, but are particularly hoping to find some familiar with electronics/embedded systems given the nature of the project. Documentation is LaTeX in Git.

As an open source project we have limited budget (at least until some of the in-progress products from companies using our software launch and start bringing in donations) so are hoping to find volunteer contributors, but I'm willing to throw some of my own funds into the pot if necessary. I can't afford to pay for a lot of hours at industry consulting rates but if you're willing to offer discounts for F/OSS then I'll try and work something out.

NanoRaptor, to random
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I just want a 27" (or more) all in one mac with all new bits.

but I could be swayed by a 20" macbook pro on a day where my resolve is weak.

18+ jpm, to random
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Mrs Claus knows

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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TodayInTwitter, to random
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whitequark, to random
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effinbirds, to random
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Quinnypig, to random
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I hate that this is next-level evergreen tweet territory.

liamvhogan, to random
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Put Bluey on all Australian money IMO

Quinnypig, to random
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No matter how hard you work, you're a lazy piece of crap compared to how hard "simply" is working in this sentence.

If you suggest an AWS region migration is simple, you should be caught with a net.

CosmicRami, to Astro
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morachbeag, to random
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Windows 12 will just be a little robot that takes a shit on your keyboard while flicking its chin at you.

dev, to random
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I’ve found the best wifi name. In awe of whoever’s network it is. ᓚᕠᗢ.

(Figured out the symbols after consulting a Unicode consortium friend)

GossiTheDog, to random
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If you want to explain to yourself why companies keep launching all these dumbass AI products and hurting their sentiments and bottom line, keep this @Quinnypig banger in mind.

NanoRaptor, to random
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I found a redback spider nested up in the box next to my uranium test source and I’m fighting the urge to do the funniest thing.

It’s not a strong compulsion but it’s there y’know?

kudra, to melbourne
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Anyone in #Melbourne interested in learning how to build your own #EV?

Held at the South Barwon Community Centre, get ready to dive into the world of electric vehicles as expert Graeme Manietta, guides you through the process step by step. From selecting the right components, battery knowledge, and safety to assembling and testing your creation, you'll gain practical knowledge and skills that you can apply to converting your own car.

Build your own #ElectricVehicle - Melbourne Sat JUNE 8th

Date: Sat, June 8 • 10:00 AM AEST

Location: 33 Mount Pleasant Road, Belmont, VIC 3216

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/build-your-own-electric-vehicle-melbourne-sat-june-8th-tickets-918613145647

toomanysecrets, to FreeBSD Spanish
brouhaha, to random
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In the morning
Laughing, happy fish heads
In the evening
Floating in the soup

brouhaha,
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Took a fish head
Out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay to
Get it in

18+ jpm,
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@brouhaha 🎶 fish heads, fish heads
Roly-poly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat ‘em up, yum! 🎶

geordie, to random
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You, an idiot: MSG is bad for you and I, like many people are allergic.

Me, wise and learned: MSG is not bad for you. "MSG syndrome" was a combination of Sinophobia, an academic prank and the introduction of higher sodium cuisine than Americans were typically used to from the higher amount of table salt in American Cantonese cuisine. Periodically a prize is offered by science communicators for someone who can prove they have an MSG allergy. It is lower sodium than salt by quite a margin (15% versus 40%) and its role in managing hypertension is the subject of study. Also it tastes fucking great.

SuperMoosie, to Batteries
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Haven't seen this before.

#NSW #Ausgrid #batteries

backupbear, to random
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Normalise shouting "Hey Siri replay last song!" on conference calls to introduce a little chaos into everyone's day.

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