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jpm, 1 day ago to random No, YOU’RE reading the MC68040 user’s manual
No, YOU’RE reading the MC68040 user’s manual
jpm, 2 days ago to random I do not need any new projects… but that new shiny PIC32CZ CA80 (aka SAME70 with PIC32 scribbled on the top in crayon) looks mighty tempting. Also those new STM32H5 series chips…
I do not need any new projects… but that new shiny PIC32CZ CA80 (aka SAME70 with PIC32 scribbled on the top in crayon) looks mighty tempting.
Also those new STM32H5 series chips…
jpm, 2 days ago to random “There are still 69 orders to fulfill before it is your turn.” Nice
“There are still 69 orders to fulfill before it is your turn.”
Nice
jpm, 3 days ago to random Right, time for some embedded C golf - reducing memory use to fit inside 16KiB of RAM
Right, time for some embedded C golf - reducing memory use to fit inside 16KiB of RAM
ThermiteBeGiants, 3 days ago @jpm can you use the “Kim Jong Il Handicap” method?
@jpm can you use the “Kim Jong Il Handicap” method?
jpm, 3 days ago @ThermiteBeGiants mmm not really
@ThermiteBeGiants mmm not really
jpm, 3 days ago to random Oh motherfuckinggoddamnit! The single most important screw in the house has just gone down a sink drain. I am, of course, talking about the screw that holds the espresso machine group head together
Oh motherfuckinggoddamnit! The single most important screw in the house has just gone down a sink drain.
I am, of course, talking about the screw that holds the espresso machine group head together
jpm, 3 days ago Never do your own plumbing unless it’s an absolute emergency. This is an absolute emergency
Never do your own plumbing unless it’s an absolute emergency. This is an absolute emergency
nacho_borracho, 3 days ago @jpm last time I tried home plumbing it was on a long weekend. The outcome: "oh shit.... Sorry fam I've got to turn off the water until Tuesday because plumbers are too expensive until then"
@jpm last time I tried home plumbing it was on a long weekend. The outcome: "oh shit.... Sorry fam I've got to turn off the water until Tuesday because plumbers are too expensive until then"
jpm, 3 days ago to random “The secretive, authoritarian tendencies of a bunch of people in the APS needs a sharp corrective” fucking OUCH https://eigenmagic.net/@daedalus/112578293510785253
“The secretive, authoritarian tendencies of a bunch of people in the APS needs a sharp corrective” fucking OUCH https://eigenmagic.net/@daedalus/112578293510785253
jpm, 4 days ago to retrocomputing Attention #RetroComputing folks: an 8086 laptop just dropped - https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005528944178.html
Attention #RetroComputing folks: an 8086 laptop just dropped - https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005528944178.html
Jplonie, 4 days ago @jpm the future is people running fidonet pointing software on 286 Laptops with cellular modems
@jpm the future is people running fidonet pointing software on 286 Laptops with cellular modems
jpm, 4 days ago to random I have too many things to do, and I don’t want to do any of them
I have too many things to do, and I don’t want to do any of them
ThermiteBeGiants, 4 days ago @jpm :mood:
@jpm :mood:
jpm, 4 days ago Or I could just crash into bed because my hands have the jitters for some reason Could be I’m now allergic to writing C code
Or I could just crash into bed because my hands have the jitters for some reason
Could be I’m now allergic to writing C code
jpm, 5 days ago to random Don’t mind me, I’m just over here oiling my wok
Don’t mind me, I’m just over here oiling my wok
Unixbigot, 5 days ago @jpm does..does posting a tube link to mastodon trip their DDOS protection when a million fediservers cry out in unison “LINK PREVIEW PLS”?
@jpm does..does posting a tube link to mastodon trip their DDOS protection when a million fediservers cry out in unison “LINK PREVIEW PLS”?
jpm, 5 days ago @Unixbigot probably. The fediverse hug of death
@Unixbigot probably. The fediverse hug of death
jpm, 5 days ago to random There are still 72 orders to fulfill before it is your turn https://chaos.social/@esden/112566934727398359
There are still 72 orders to fulfill before it is your turn https://chaos.social/@esden/112566934727398359
jpm, 5 days ago to random I need a tiny, rapidly spinning stellar corpse for… reasons https://mastodon.social/@coreyspowell/112566494143162081
I need a tiny, rapidly spinning stellar corpse for… reasons https://mastodon.social/@coreyspowell/112566494143162081
jpm, 5 days ago to random Love2reboot the AppleTV because ABC iView is a piece of shit
Love2reboot the AppleTV because ABC iView is a piece of shit
jpm, 6 days ago to random @geordie open the bonnet and dig into the weeds
@geordie open the bonnet and dig into the weeds
jpm, 6 days ago to random Damnit, my fridge isn’t working properly. There’s no cake in it.
Damnit, my fridge isn’t working properly.
There’s no cake in it.
Bern, 6 days ago @jpm look, it's a pretty affordable DIY fix, but you'll have to head out to the shops to get the parts...
@jpm look, it's a pretty affordable DIY fix, but you'll have to head out to the shops to get the parts...
jpm, 6 days ago to random Show me a phrase more cursed than “HR is thrilled to launch Workday for Microsoft Teams to all employees”. I’ll wait.
Show me a phrase more cursed than “HR is thrilled to launch Workday for Microsoft Teams to all employees”.
I’ll wait.
mpesce, 6 days ago @jpm Do you reckon any of them know that?
@jpm Do you reckon any of them know that?
jpm, 6 days ago @mpesce absolutely: “do more with less” is the executive battle-cry at the moment
@mpesce absolutely: “do more with less” is the executive battle-cry at the moment