hanakogames

hanakogames, 5 days ago to random

randomly getting into a discussion about how BOILING human bones is clearly a better decision for culinary monsters than GRINDING them

hanakogames, 5 days ago to random

"Could you please support my independent game It's really fun!!!"

A single anime girl running and jumping through 3d space is not yuri but at least you asked nicely and didn't lie about reading my work. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, 6 days ago to random

"I sincerely appreciate your hard work and the time you spend on game reviews"
...
"It is a humorous game in which you have to play as a girl who takes revenge on her boyfriend for the fact that he did not want to marry her. "

NO.
NO NO NO NO NO.
#CurationWoes

hanakogames, 6 days ago to random

Some kind of chinese sword-action game is not yuri but what does "cultivate the meridians" even mean? #CurationWoes

hanakogames, 8 days ago to random

A male protagonist running an amusement park in order to bang demon girls is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, 13 days ago to random

contemplating the ridiculousness of an otome game where all the boys are based on my own fictional crushes, who VERY MUCH do not fit into the same universe.

in this corner, a century-old vampire who's murdered his way around the globe!

in this corner, a mystical knight who's been tortured by a shadowy religious institution!

in this corner, a sad teenage boy who likes to draw girls with big tits!

in this corner... a turtle???

hanakogames, 14 days ago to random

RESCUING TRUMP IS NOT YURI #CurationWoes

hanakogames, 16 days ago to random

A woman being stalked through a mental hospital by a man does not sound yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, 19 days ago to random

Well, your open-world first-person RPG does at least allow you to make a female character, but you're in EA and have no romance even officially planned at the moment, and I can't actually play it because first-person. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, 21 days ago to random

One week since the accident and my leg bruises are still really bothering me, I've been rubbing cold packs on my leg today.

hanakogames, 23 days ago to random

ANOTHER "climb a mountain of 3d junk" game is still not yuri #CurationWoes

hanakogames, 29 days ago to random

i had MULTIPLE Jet Lag dreams last night. i may have a problem.

hanakogames, 1 month ago to random

Your male protagonist romancing four girls while plotting to kill a fantasy Emperor is not yuri. It's also not historical, WWI-based, or a platformer, unlike the tags you picked. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, 1 month ago to random

for absolutely no reason, Capture The Flag With Stuff suddenly leapt into my mind as a dim memory of a long-ago internet thing.

http://www.hrsfa.org/photos/lotze/ctfws/harvard-rules2.html

... wonder what became of Tom Lotze, we were in vague contact back then but I haven't looked him up in years...

hanakogames, 1 month ago to random

"This is an unprecedented innovative game. The first game that combines card, tower defense, meat pigeon, and vampire-like games."

It's not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, 1 month ago to random

A witch trying to find a boyfriend is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, 1 month ago to gamedev

re-writing and re-writing conversations to try and make them less dating-sim-flirting and more 'unwise engagement: unlocked' #gamedev

hanakogames, 1 month ago to random

"This new game will two times increase your audience!" My audience is not that interested in a man sleeping with five very flexible women. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, 1 month ago to random

"Wife cheats on husband with other men" is not yur... oh, the wife's NAME is Yuri. Okay, it's yuri but NOT THE RIGHT KIND. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, 1 month ago to random

i was enjoying this game until we got into standard adventure game BS puzzles which are no fun, i'm sorry, i HATE slider puzzles, i hate flipping switches in random sequences trying to make all the lights turn off/on, i would much rather glue cat hair to my face

hanakogames, 1 month ago to random

"I made this game to represent the horror of how much life sucks by playing it" And it''s not yuri so no thanks #CurationWoes

hanakogames, 1 month ago to random

ugh, feeling so sick, sleep may not be an option

hanakogames, 1 month ago to random

Mindlessly clicking in the hopes of eventually unlocking 'cards' containing unimpressive sketches of girls, which you cannot use for anything, is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, 1 month ago to random

Female protagonist, VN, "complex choices", at-least-partly-AI art, and it's not porn. Can't tell either way yet, curationwise. Guess I have to actually play it or something.

hanakogames, 2 months ago to random

do you actually have the right to use that symbol? #CurationWoes