hanakogames, to random
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Haven't had a slider puzzle for a while. Buh-bye. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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your time-travel roguelike is not yuri, though the vague concept of your game sounds a lot more interesting than your implementation and gives me ideas i don't have time to explore #CurationWoes

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"I'm a newbie indie developer, I'd be very happy to hear feedback from experienced gamers and reviewers."

Feedback: A girl wandering around a tomb looking for a guy is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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Your village defense game is not yuri. It's also not a sidescroller, a roguelike, or a colony sim.

hanakogames, to random
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is your game a snake or did someone let the air out of it? what's with all the S's? anyway it's not yuri. #CurationWoes

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I'm pretty sure your adventure dungeon town management game isn't yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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Plumbers fighting zombies is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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"Could you please support my independent game It's really fun!!!"

A single anime girl running and jumping through 3d space is not yuri but at least you asked nicely and didn't lie about reading my work. #CurationWoes

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"I sincerely appreciate your hard work and the time you spend on game reviews"
...
"It is a humorous game in which you have to play as a girl who takes revenge on her boyfriend for the fact that he did not want to marry her. "

NO.
NO NO NO NO NO.
#CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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"Trap Yuri Garden" is, uh. Uh. HOW DO I CATEGORISE THAT. #CurationWoes

(yes that's really what it's named, I had to call out the name specifically so that you see my problem here)

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Some kind of chinese sword-action game is not yuri but what does "cultivate the meridians" even mean? #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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A male protagonist running an amusement park in order to bang demon girls is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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Playing tennis with light is not yuri #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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King Kong fighting a dinosaur is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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"Hi, could you share our game to your curotor page?"

it's not yuri. so no. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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Fluffy aliens climbing ladders is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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A tower defense game where a schoolboy imagines historical battles is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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"Please give it a try, iv had crashes and trophy's killing the games review and fixed both of them."

It's not yuri. Make a better game. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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Your horny landlord game not only features a male protagonist banging women but is over a year old so I'm not sure what it's suddenly doing in my inbox. #CurationWoes

(Technically there are some lesbian scenes. It's still not yuri.)

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RESCUING TRUMP IS NOT YURI #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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This is the face you choose to advertise your game with?

hanakogames, to random
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A woman being stalked through a mental hospital by a man does not sound yuri.

hanakogames, to random
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Running a sweatshop is not yuri.

hanakogames, to random
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colored hexes are not yuri

hanakogames, to random
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Your obvious Hatoful Boyfriend parody seems unlikely to contain yuri, though it's not impossible. #CurationWoes

hanakogames,
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I have now been sent the japanese-language version of the same squirrel dating game which wasn't yuri the first time. #CurationWoes

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