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hanakogames, to random
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Plumbers fighting zombies is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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randomly getting into a discussion about how BOILING human bones is clearly a better decision for culinary monsters than GRINDING them

smochi,
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@hanakogames You can make jelly beans out of the gelatin extracted from the bones. Or bone soup.
HUMAN JELLY BEANS. YUM!

hanakogames, to random
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"Could you please support my independent game It's really fun!!!"

A single anime girl running and jumping through 3d space is not yuri but at least you asked nicely and didn't lie about reading my work.

kagodev,
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@hanakogames I've read all of your work Georgina, from Cute Knight to Night Cascades. Will you curate my yuri game? You play as a male bodybuilder on a quest to fix his motorcycle.

hanakogames, to random
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"I sincerely appreciate your hard work and the time you spend on game reviews"
...
"It is a humorous game in which you have to play as a girl who takes revenge on her boyfriend for the fact that he did not want to marry her. "

NO.
NO NO NO NO NO.
#CurationWoes

SpikyCaterpillar,
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@hanakogames depends on how the revenge is implememted, ne?

hanakogames,
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@SpikyCaterpillar It seems to involve making him propel himself around the screen via violent shitting.

hanakogames, to random
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"Trap Yuri Garden" is, uh. Uh. HOW DO I CATEGORISE THAT. #CurationWoes

(yes that's really what it's named, I had to call out the name specifically so that you see my problem here)

hanakogames, to random
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Some kind of chinese sword-action game is not yuri but what does "cultivate the meridians" even mean? #CurationWoes

squipo,
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@CarlMuckenhoupt @hanakogames "Cultivation" is a super popular genre in modern Chinese youth fiction in sort of the same way that isekai has been saturating the Japanese market.

From my very minimal understanding from having seen a few episodes of various shows, it seems like your standard superpower action fantasy genre except themed entirely around ancient Chinese philosophy and spirituality, making it utterly incomprehensible to those of us not immersed in that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xianxia#Cultivation

hanakogames,
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@squipo @CarlMuckenhoupt
It was listed in a section that looked like it might be about branching power upgrades so I guess this makes some sense. "Cultivate the meridians, nurture cinnabar fields and study the martial arts from various sects."

hanakogames, to random
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at what point does the list of long-defunct sites stored in my ws_ftp become a historical record

at least one of which was probably a ratio FTP video trader back in the day...

hanakogames, to random
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A male protagonist running an amusement park in order to bang demon girls is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames,
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(auto-translation of a review)

"The design is so messed up and I don’t even know what the mission is. It’s so much worse than the previous generation where I could touch my breasts. I think the content of the mini-game is too stupid."

hanakogames, to random
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Playing tennis with light is not yuri #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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I'm sorry I'm just not willing to pay £2.50 for a single funsize snickers bar.

hanakogames, to random
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someone signed up to my patreon and almost immediately canceled, which is fine whatever, but I got notified that there were Community Messages and then when i click over to try and read them there's nothing, so maybe that gets deleted if you quit your membership? idk all I know is if you were trying to send me a message taht was not the way to do it!

hanakogames, to random
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"Should you need to return something, please .

We hope you love your items!"

... that's literally it that's all it says, please and a space and end of sentence.

hanakogames, to random
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today is REALLY STRESSFUL good grief

hanakogames, to random
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King Kong fighting a dinosaur is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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"Hi, could you share our game to your curotor page?"

it's not yuri. so no. #CurationWoes

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