hanakogames, to random
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Plumbers fighting zombies is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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"Could you please support my independent game It's really fun!!!"

A single anime girl running and jumping through 3d space is not yuri but at least you asked nicely and didn't lie about reading my work.

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"I sincerely appreciate your hard work and the time you spend on game reviews"
...
"It is a humorous game in which you have to play as a girl who takes revenge on her boyfriend for the fact that he did not want to marry her. "

NO.
NO NO NO NO NO.
#CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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"Trap Yuri Garden" is, uh. Uh. HOW DO I CATEGORISE THAT. #CurationWoes

(yes that's really what it's named, I had to call out the name specifically so that you see my problem here)

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Some kind of chinese sword-action game is not yuri but what does "cultivate the meridians" even mean? #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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A male protagonist running an amusement park in order to bang demon girls is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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Playing tennis with light is not yuri #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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King Kong fighting a dinosaur is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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"Hi, could you share our game to your curotor page?"

it's not yuri. so no. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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Fluffy aliens climbing ladders is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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A tower defense game where a schoolboy imagines historical battles is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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"Please give it a try, iv had crashes and trophy's killing the games review and fixed both of them."

It's not yuri. Make a better game. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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Your horny landlord game not only features a male protagonist banging women but is over a year old so I'm not sure what it's suddenly doing in my inbox. #CurationWoes

(Technically there are some lesbian scenes. It's still not yuri.)

hanakogames, to random
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RESCUING TRUMP IS NOT YURI #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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This is the face you choose to advertise your game with? #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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A woman being stalked through a mental hospital by a man does not sound yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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Running a sweatshop is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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colored hexes are not yuri #CurationWoes

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A man in prison in a time loop is not yuri.

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Well, your open-world first-person RPG does at least allow you to make a female character, but you're in EA and have no romance even officially planned at the moment, and I can't actually play it because first-person.

hanakogames, to random
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Your promo logo had roses and swords. Your actual game is shooting endless waves of the undead. Without roses OR swords OR yuri. Boo.

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odd that this "erotic muscle training" game uses "they" for the protagonist on the steam page when this appears to be BxG so I guess I have to install it to verify? sigh.

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A guy searching for his missing sister is probably not yuri but I guess it depends on why she's missing.

hanakogames, to random
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"Male rapper shoots zombies" is not yuri

hanakogames, to random
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Your obvious Hatoful Boyfriend parody seems unlikely to contain yuri, though it's not impossible. #CurationWoes

hanakogames,
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I have now been sent the japanese-language version of the same squirrel dating game which wasn't yuri the first time. #CurationWoes

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