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cliffwade, to random
@cliffwade@allthingstech.social avatar

Officially on the road and headed to Myrtle Beach, SC for vacation.

djohngo,
@djohngo@mastodon.social avatar

@cliffwade Have fun!

tripplehelix, to random
@tripplehelix@fosstodon.org avatar

#XFiles Does Mulder ever wear suits that fit him?

djohngo,
@djohngo@mastodon.social avatar

@tripplehelix That was strictly not allowed in the 1990s.

jeffjarvis, to random
@jeffjarvis@mastodon.social avatar

RIP ICQ
ICQ is shutting down after almost 28 years https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/25/24164579/icq-shut-down-june

djohngo,
@djohngo@mastodon.social avatar

@jeffjarvis ICQ will forever be the app that taught me to hate notifications.

djohngo, to random
@djohngo@mastodon.social avatar

I wish you could smell this.

BlackAzizAnansi, to random
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What tech issue radicalized you?

djohngo,
@djohngo@mastodon.social avatar

@BlackAzizAnansi LinkedIn knowing literally everyone I've ever met.

jwz, to random
@jwz@mastodon.social avatar

Just replaced a 2014 computer with a slightly faster 2014 computer.

djohngo,
@djohngo@mastodon.social avatar

@jwz @mikef This is probably intentional.

StillIRise1963, to random
@StillIRise1963@mastodon.world avatar

I’m really tired and I can’t figure out if it’s physical or mental.

djohngo,
@djohngo@mastodon.social avatar

@StillIRise1963 Why not both? lol

mekkaokereke, to random
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Rap beef is silly. People really die behind this nonsense.

People that say that they love rap beef, do love rappers... But in the same way that people that love dog fights, love dogs. Some people go to NASCAR races to see who the most skilled driver is, and to marvel at the engineering. Other people just go to watch the crashes. Their entertainment is watching you burn.

And like I've also said before, gangster rap is a performance by Black people for white people.🤷🏿‍♂️

https://hachyderm.io/@mekkaokereke/109893482569845648

djohngo,
@djohngo@mastodon.social avatar

@mekkaokereke New Blue Sun was my favorite album of 2023.

djohngo,
@djohngo@mastodon.social avatar

@Nolasox @mekkaokereke I was just listening to it yesterday! It's very good!

whitequark, to random
@whitequark@mastodon.social avatar

yeah i'm using bleeding edge software (the blood is mine)

djohngo,
@djohngo@mastodon.social avatar

@whitequark The blood offering is pleasing unto them.

djohngo, to random
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I managed to carry this into the house without my panties inexplicably falling to the floor. Kind of a miracle.

djohngo, to random
@djohngo@mastodon.social avatar

Normalize shower coffee. Why should the beer people have all the fun?

futurebird, (edited ) to random
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Am I the only one who finds the republicans in the house quitting a little ... ominous?

What is about to go down that the rats are fleeing the ship?

(with apologies to actual rats)

djohngo,
@djohngo@mastodon.social avatar

@futurebird It's not a sign that things are going well.

geerlingguy, to random
@geerlingguy@mastodon.social avatar

No context hot dog

djohngo,
@djohngo@mastodon.social avatar

@geerlingguy Eye protection is always smart.

ernie, to random
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TFW you forgot your stand and have to borrow a book from the little free library in the coffee shop because you’re too used to working with a stand

djohngo,
@djohngo@mastodon.social avatar

@ernie Sung to the tune of "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer"?

davemark, to poetry
@davemark@mastodon.social avatar

Talking poetry this morning.

One of my faves:

"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Any favorites spring to mind?

djohngo,
@djohngo@mastodon.social avatar

@davemark I have to say, it's not the dumbest thing I've raged against.

dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

An opinion without 3.14 is just an onion.

djohngo,
@djohngo@mastodon.social avatar

@dgar @pikesley @harald4toot

It also inversely corresponds to the success of my willpower.

jwz, to random
@jwz@mastodon.social avatar

Dear middle-aged white dudes: you don't actually need to begin your every comment about Taylor Swift with "I don't like her music, but".

We know. We know.

What is this, "no homo" for Billy Joel fans?

djohngo,
@djohngo@mastodon.social avatar

@jwz All I know is when I hear a pop song I don't hate, Shazam usually tells me it's Taylor Swift.

nixCraft, to random
@nixCraft@mastodon.social avatar

On January 24, 1984, Macintosh computers were introduced by Apple. Happy Birthday 🎂 Today, Mac is one of the few certified #Unix machines you can buy easily. Do you use a Mac?

djohngo,
@djohngo@mastodon.social avatar

@nixCraft The Mac is old enough to start listening to Steely Dan.

Gargron, to random
@Gargron@mastodon.social avatar

The trailer for the new Avatar: The Last Airbender show looks decent, but even if the show turns out to be a faithful recreation of the original I'm not sure what for? The original is already perfect. It's still there. Why does it have to be recreated again?

djohngo,
@djohngo@mastodon.social avatar

@Gargron All I want to know is, who is playing the Cabbage Merchant?

Daojoan, to random
@Daojoan@mastodon.social avatar

It's time to ditch the chaos of Slack and Discord communities and make a return to the organised, focused world of forums.

They aren't obsolete.

They aren't real time.

They just fucking work.

djohngo,
@djohngo@mastodon.social avatar

@Daojoan I miss slrn.

nixCraft, to random
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djohngo,
@djohngo@mastodon.social avatar

@nixCraft LibreOffice: The glass is FALSE.

djohngo, to running
@djohngo@mastodon.social avatar

A little short, and a little slow, but it happened. I'll take the W!


djohngo, to random
@djohngo@mastodon.social avatar

I'm thinking this might be a thing. My late Gen-Z/early Gen-A children were mostly mall-ambivalent until they watched Season 3 of Stranger Things. They were as fascinated by the depiction of peak Mall culture as they were by the plot of the show. Also, the fact that public indoor gatherings were something that were forbidden in recent memory, adds a bit of sparkle for them.

https://www.morningbrew.com/daily/stories/2023/08/21/reports-of-the-mall-s-death-have-been-greatly-exaggerated

djohngo,
@djohngo@mastodon.social avatar

@resuna Doesn't make what a good idea?

CelloMomOnCars, to food
@CelloMomOnCars@mastodon.social avatar

, 2023 edition

"The lost more than 90% of this year’s crop after a February heat wave followed by two late-spring frosts.

and agricultural groups said they can’t remember a more devastated crop.

Peach prices climb"


https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/15/business/georgia-peach-shortage/index.html

djohngo,
@djohngo@mastodon.social avatar

@CelloMomOnCars please don't be coffee please don't be coffee

Oh, thank god!

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