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I write screen savers and sell beer. Impresario of DNA Lounge, the world's greatest nightclub. Also wrote your parents' web browser and stuff.

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mwichary, to random
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Has anyone written about how textual generative AI feels strangely close to toxic masculinity in some respects? The absolute confidence in everything stated, the lack of understanding of the consequences of getting that confidence wrong for important questions, the semi-gaslighty feeling when it “corrects” itself when you call it out on something. It so often feels like talking to someone one would despise and avoid in “real life.” I’m curious if anyone did some writing on this.

jwz,
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@mwichary HAL confidently incorrecting an increasingly-agitated Scarlett Johansson.

Kurt, to random
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The Google AI isn’t hallucinating about glue in pizza, it’s just over indexing an 11 year old Reddit post by a dude named fucksmith.

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jwz,
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@Kurt Large language models are now no longer called "AI", they are called "Fucksmiths". I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.

jwz, to random
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Outrage that a reckless driver's car might gently beep at them.

...as early as 2032:

The technology uses GPS to compare a vehicle's speed with a dataset of posted speed limits. Once the car is at least 10 mph over the speed limit, the system would...
https://jwz.org/b/ykQi

jwz,
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@cohomologyisFUN I'm sure he's also against seat belts, the FDA, hand washing and, oh yeah, masks. It's very on brand for his party.

docpop, to random
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How would websites look if Google Search vanished overnight?

Along with how relevant your content is, Google also considers headings, subheadings, paragraph lengths, and layout when ranking search results. As a result, websites have gravitated towards a homogeneous, Google-friendly aesthetic. As shown here https://www.theverge.com/c/23998379/google-search-seo-algorithm-webpage-optimization

If SEO no longer mattered, would websites change much? Would we see experiments with site layout, or would sites keep using the layout that has become standard today?

jwz,
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@docpop I'm not nostalgic for 10pt Times, black on gray, 170 column lines. But maybe I am.

GottaLaff, to random
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“Provocative.” 🤦🏻‍♀️🙄 GET HIM OFF THE COURT. Gift: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/22/us/justice-alito-flag-appeal-to-heaven.html?unlocked_article_code=1.t00.Ihnd.LkwD_75RA6zD&smid=url-share

“Another Provocative Flag Was Flown at Another #Alito Home

The justice’s beach house displayed an “Appeal to Heaven” flag, a symbol carried on #Jan6 and associated with a push for a more Christian-minded government. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/22/us/justice-alito-flag-appeal-to-heaven.html

jwz,
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@GottaLaff And we haven't even gotten far enough down the list to get to "how many homes does this guy own anyway, and who paid for them?"

jwz, to random
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Is there any recourse -- besides bolt cutters -- to these scooter companies coming by in their truck and locking their commercial product to every slot in every bike rack so that nobody with a bike can use the rack at all?

Is there anyone at the city who will do something about these assholes?

jwz,
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@nex Scooters. I assume they don't unlock until you pay. So: yes, assholes.

jwz,
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@moz "I can't use this bike rack because of all the scooters locked to it so I will make it impossible to remove the scooters from the bike rack" would certainly be... a choice.

LukeBornheimer, to random
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They should convert a lane on the upper deck of the Bay Bridge into a two-way bikeway so people can bike between San Francisco and Treasure Island (as well as Oakland and beyond).

It’s a policy and infrastructure failure to not connect San Francisco and Treasure Island by bike.

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jwz,
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@LukeBornheimer Wow, can you imagine what a disaster this would be if they actually tried? It would be protected by pool noodles, and due to the "requirement" to fit a full sized fire truck, would also be the lane for: only drive your car here if you're in a hurry.

jwz,
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@LukeBornheimer My joke was: because we don't live in a city where sensible solutions like that are ever on the table.

Migueldeicaza, to random
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Beowulf cluster of iPad Pros.

jwz,
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@mjg59 @Migueldeicaza Imagining the moment when a six pack of iPads drops out of the time vortex into 90s-baby-Miguel's lap and he tries to figure out how to "Hello World" that shit.

It might have radicalized him!

Migueldeicaza, to random
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Missed opportunities in the last six months:

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jwz,
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@Migueldeicaza Avatar-themed fallout

jwz, to random
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mia, to random
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With the introduction of Dolby Surround 7.1 in 2010, Sony were eager to put out a full home theater system. One of their early models, the HT-A7.100, included a revolutionary evolution to the standard stereo jack: the 7.1 surround jack, allowing all 8 channels to be sent over one cable.

jwz,
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@mia This is what Apple stole from us

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jwz,
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@textfiles This fills me with DeJoy

jwz, to random
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mathowie, to random
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You ever look at a friend’s texts that get increasingly desperate sounding and think someone needs to pull them aside and say “hey, can you cool your jets? you sound thirsty af and you need to calm down”

jwz,
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@mathowie height="auto" width="150px" is a banger!

jwz, to random
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DNA Lounge Update, Wherein the planet has again been successfully hacked
https://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2024/05/18.html

timbray, to random
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I'm shocked - SHOCKED - that the #1 vendor of artists' tools is oblivious to artists' concerns about GenAI.

https://petapixel.com/2024/05/18/adobes-ceo-is-just-not-on-the-same-wavelength-as-artists/

jwz,
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jwz, to random
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Bonding with a friend over the glory that is Repo Man. Mention Straight To Hell. "Oh I haven't seen that."

jwz, to random
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Is Xcode actually a program, or a fractal zipbomb of nested installers?

Software update: "New Xcode!"
I fill with dread.
Two hours later: Finally launch Xcode.
Xcode: "Oh, did you want a compiler?? Update tools! Update components!"
Two hours later: press "Run".
Xcode: "Suddenly you have no simulators! Those old ones, they were no good! Download a single simulator!"
Four hours later...

jwz,
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@fantazo You are so close to understanding that the problem is not you boss' "vibe drift" but capitalism. Keep going.

jwz,
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@adnan

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Hello Xcode upgrade, my old friend.

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jwz,
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No, Apple has not considered making this download resumable, why do you ask?

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