TheBreadmonkey

TheBreadmonkey, 2 hours ago to random

If you're reading this, this is not about you. You're totally cool and I understand everything you say. I wrote this ages ago and am posting it way way in the future. But I've been doing a lot of what I'm calling 'polite-faving' today. People that have responded with things that I simply do not understand but it feels rude not to indicate 'ha ha, yeah, I know exactly what you mean, chief'. I could be faving absolutely anything and have no idea. So if you ever see me agreeing with someone and you're not sure why, it's basically just because I'm terribly British and don't want to offend anyone. Again, this is not about anyone here. It's about a friend of mine that experienced it on a different platform. Ages ago.

TheBreadmonkey, 3 hours ago to random

I would be astounded if I'm the first person to mention this, but are Americans aware of this UK shop?...

TheBreadmonkey, 4 hours ago to random

Just assembled a sofa

TheBreadmonkey, 5 hours ago to random

(Having a lovely scroll through my timeline this morning)

The thing I love about the Fediverse is that it's a full and rich community full of vibrant and interesti...... I'm sorry, what the actual fuck? OK, burn it all down and bury the ashes.

the_etrain, 18 hours ago to random

Beginning to think some people aren't compatible with the internet.

TheBreadmonkey, 19 hours ago to random

Apparently more Northern Lights potential tonight, for all my UK breadbins. X

TheBreadmonkey, 23 hours ago to random

At what point do I just accept I'm not doing anything else today. Is it when I heard a song my daughter was listening to, realised it was a Michael Jackson sample, then deciding to listen to Michael Jackson, end up on Wanna Be Starting Something, then start to look for the origins of 'Mama Say Mama Sa Mama Coosa', then do a deep dive on Manu Dibango which leads to Cameroonian funk which leads to Cameroonian jazz and then 70s (what I'm calling) CamRock and now I'm gone. Joseph Kamgas Sie Tcheu is a stone cold banger if anyone is in the slightest bit interested....

TheBreadmonkey, 1 day ago to random

My 17 year old (who I love but is a fuckn nightmare) has just made me iron...... jogging bottoms...... and a hoodie. Two items that I would argue never need to be ironed.

TheBreadmonkey, 1 day ago to random

Arise King Ben

TheBreadmonkey, 1 day ago to random

Just thought of an amazing joke. Toot to follow.

TheBreadmonkey, 1 day ago to random

Laughing at my old posts like an absolute lunatic

TheBreadmonkey, 1 day ago to random

I don't want to instantly crumble into dust, but they just don't make 'em like Bronski Beat anymore

TheBreadmonkey, 1 day ago to random

Proud Boys is such a funny name for a club. I wonder if anyone has noticed this before. I wonder if they have a UK chapter called the Splendid Chaps.

TheBreadmonkey, 1 day ago to random

I've been asked by the fam to 'just knock together some vegan baklava'. I don't want to be a dick about it, but I feel like it might not be a 10 minute job. Just wondered if anyone has any pointers? I assume I replace with maple syrup?

TheBreadmonkey, 1 day ago to random

My wife is apparently not a fan of the band Poison

TheBreadmonkey, 1 day ago to random

The funny thing (to me) about ADHD and/or autism behaviours, is that I feel like it could be a superpower and I'm pretty sure it could somehow be super-monetised or useful. But the problem is coordinating it, which of course noone is able to do. Sort of like infinite monkeys and typewriters. I reckon I could solve all of the worlds problems if someone just sat me in a room and let me ramble. But it would require someone deciphering it.

Sir, I've listened to him talk about tofu and the band Poison for the last 36 hours, but he also mentioned something about building albedo that might halt global warming, but I don't know what's real anymore.

TheBreadmonkey, 1 day ago to random

Breaded fried tofu can get fucked

the_etrain, 2 days ago to random

Whoa buddy. It's a bio, not a confessional booth.