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TheBreadmonkey, to random
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I hath bolognesed too hard

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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I just remembered I had an amazing idea in my dreams last night. Woke up buzzing thinking it could be an actually genuinely good idea. Now I remember it, I'm not so sure.

Picture this.....

The Disney film 'Inside Out', only it's a grown man.

Characters would be just fucking awful, with Horniness basically in charge of the whole show.

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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I really wish people would start throwing porridge at Farage, just so I can think 'Nigel Porràge' when I see it.

LinuxAndYarn,
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@TheBreadmonkey I'm all for Faragé eggs.

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Art

raghnallborders,
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@TheBreadmonkey Jackson Pollock would probably be proud.

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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That TV trope where they realise who the killer is because they're always whistling the same song. Does anyone always whistle the same song? Is that a thing? I suppose I do often revert to absently sometimes whistling Black Grapes Reverend Black Grape, which is either not at all creepy or super creepy.

https://youtu.be/on5TLUz-ag4

dannotdaniel,
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@TheBreadmonkey lol we know you did it Ben

dannotdaniel,
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@TheBreadmonkey that video is a whole new vibe 😂

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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I know I'm a big hippy, but imagine if we could rehabilitate the awful people. The good they could do in the world.

TheBreadmonkey,
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@purplepadma

Urgh. How evil.

purplepadma,
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@TheBreadmonkey I’m heinous

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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I have so much anti-motivation today it's astounding. Like medically impossible. Against all laws of physics and probability. If you could bottle it, it could be used to end wars. To dispel riots. You could instantly stop capitalism in its tracks. I genuinely think I should be studied for science (and paid a million pounds).

maxleibman,
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@TheBreadmonkey Get out of my journal, Ben.

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Rupert Murdoch is a ballbag

purplepadma,
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@TheBreadmonkey Pass it on

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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GQs 1995 list of overrated things

Schnuckster,
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@TheBreadmonkey Righteousness about Ticketmaster lol.

FlockOfCats,
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@Schnuckster @TheBreadmonkey

😂 Some of those have aged….poorly

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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I don't think we need any more Marvel or Star Wars films or television for the moment

simonvarwell,

@TheBreadmonkey yeah it’s messed up my chronological watch through. I had two two-years waits for subsequent series of Bad Batch, though I’m back on a roll now. If something’s not out before I get there I’ll just come back to it another time once I’m finished.

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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The internet is a confusing place. I was looking for news stories about Mr Blobby, then I somehow fell down an INSANE rabbit-hole so that when my wife came in and asked what I'm doing because I'm supposed to be getting ready, I said to her the following..................

I'm trying to verify that the man who holds the record for inserting most creme eggs into his anus was eaten by a crocodile.

I hate the internet.

(It's 9!)

Edit - I don't know if they were wrapped or unwrapped and I don't know if he was eaten by a crocodile as the Daily Sport asserts in their article.

TheBreadmonkey,
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Just my personal opinion, but I think 9 creme eggs is too many to have in your anus. I'd go as far as saying one is too many for me.

theplaguedoc,

@TheBreadmonkey So vanilla, Ben.

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Just got redirected to Reddit - not something I usually look at (but was reading a 'news' article about a giant slug that came from there), and one of the stories is 'where's all the banana yoghurt gone'.

Where has all the banana yoghurt gone? I haven't seen any in ages!

paul,
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@TheBreadmonkey

I would tell you where it went but I am afraid tomorrow the lead story in the newspaper would be how I slipped on a banana peel and met my demise.

That's just how secret banana yoghurt society would do it.

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Monger Games
(iron and fish and that)

AdaraAstin,
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@TheBreadmonkey War-, Fear- and Hate- will not be participating as they were long ago kicked out of the league for all the obvious reasons.

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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It's so funny being het wanting to show solidarity and join in with Pride but not really knowing what some of it means and not wanting to offend anyone. Sort of like I'm your mum trying to join in with your conversation about your interests. I do hope you have a nice time with your leatherfolk friends doing all that kink you like. Don't forget to drink plenty of water and if you must do crime please make sure you're careful.

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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I'm supposed to be working

NatureMC,
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@TheBreadmonkey I'm in France, and almost spat my wine, no coffee, on the keyboard! 🤢 😂

Wen,
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@TheBreadmonkey @JackTheCat Ahh - barrister or the defended?

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