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Smootasaurus

@Smootasaurus@mstdn.social

Biomedical engineer chasing PhDs. Oh, I also run marathons, the Lift & Shift Foundation, and Project Biotech. Once upon a time - US Army Civil Affairs guy.

Irony? I hate people. Don't go misplacing my words...They're all mine!

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Smootasaurus, to random
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Happy 4th to everyone not pleading the 5th about the 6th

Smootasaurus, to random
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Consider this the only thing we're missing on Mastodon 👀🔥

Smootasaurus, to fediverse
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Sharing what's going on with actual #fediverse #censorship happening over on #threads. Zuck has beef with a small #nonprofit newsroom calling out #meta #facebook ethics and they've decided to try wiping it off the internet. Tell all your friends to bring their receipts to #mastodon before they're gone too

Link to Kansas Reflector article - https://kansasreflector.com/2024/04/04/facebook-has-blocked-kansas-reflector-heres-what-were-doing-and-how-you-can-help/

Smootasaurus, to random
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I don't know what to say today. I guess... Y'all better vote. And bring a friend with you when you do

Smootasaurus, to mastodon
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Hey #Mastodon I'm looking to ditch Google analytics for better #privacy. Anyone have feedback on Clicky, Piwik, or another option?

Smootasaurus, to random
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Nothing to see here... Just Google removing the API that legislative advocates use to contact representatives LoL

https://developers.google.com/civic-information/docs/v2

Smootasaurus, to running
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Hi. Do you run marathons? I do. I recently presented a little of my "meathead metabolism" knowledge to our research group. So I quickly threw the slides into this little video in case it helps anyone else. It is marathon season after all. Good chance I do this more often... both sharing my race results and things I've learned along the way. Feel free to ask questions or find me elsewhere. Good luck out there. And... try to keep up :) #Running

Not sure I fit all the text here but if you are curious carb loading should take at least a week and you should stuff your face frequently over that week.

Smootasaurus, to random
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Incredibly close to uninstalling Strava completely!

This outrageously obnoxious "subscription preview" for a month is nothing but annoying notifications. I wouldn't "opt in" to this and I don't pay for apps that sell my data. (Strava sells all our data to "urban planners") #Strava #running

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Reminder while people are gushing over Bluesky. Jack initially invited about 1mil OG Twitter blue checks... because he could LoL That means right about now there's about 1mil users and 1mil burner accts, all carnival barking at each other to gain notoriety in the world's weirdest fishbowl.
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/11/jack-dorsey-backed-bluesky-gains-steam-against-elon-musks-twitter.html

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GUILTY! Start the Alito flag watch now!

Meet The Parents "I'm Watching You" GIF

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👀 Dr Ruth for the kill. I'm ded y'all #tucker

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The fact that we host a "prom" for our pediatric oncology inpatients has always been one of my favorite things to see even if it's an extra barrier between me and food

Smootasaurus, to TaylorSwift
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Smootasaurus, (edited ) to running
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How do I start my next #running playlist?

Smootasaurus, to random
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What is the espionage act and what did you do?

Smootasaurus, to random
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IF IT’S WHAT YOU SAY, I LOVE IT. ESPECIALLY LATER THIS SUMMER!

Smootasaurus, to nyc
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Just leaving my first acupuncture session. That's wild, mostly because I'm a grown ass adult with an unhealthy fear of needles.

And yes, I got the earthquake acupuncture upgrade package for free LoL #NYC

Smootasaurus, to random
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🤦 do NOT let this dude put anything anywhere near your head 😠
https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-neuralink-dealbook-comments-sec/

Smootasaurus, to random
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I wrote a @medium article for the Lift And Shift Foundation today. I'm sharing very much to help people, since that's the purpose of writing. But I'm also looking for feedback, especially from physical therapists. If you're a physical therapist and you provide TENS therapy, has anybody ever come to you looking for PTSD relief?
https://medium.com/lift-and-shift/bridging-the-gap-tens-and-vagus-nerve-stimulation-for-stress-relief-1310b19fe94e

Smootasaurus, to running
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Almost never talk about dumb Army things I did. Especially 17yrs ago when anger beat out common sense, then I dove into a canal and pulled 3 teammates from a submerged Humvee in the middle of a firefight. But that Humvee had 4 teammates... So excuse the angry run playlist but #running is my therapy: Evanescence Going Under

Smootasaurus, to nyc
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Please be careful tomorrow #NYC. My school's already closed and sounds like our morning commute will suck

Smootasaurus, to random
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Last night I started rewriting code I wrote 4yrs ago. It's terrible. Terrible! It's live code and I legit don't know how it's working. WTF was I thinking back then

Smootasaurus, to random
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NEED HELP!!!

Been writing all weekend - a formal letter and 2 articles. Now that I'm down to final edits before submission, the only thing happening is procrastination. 😒

Smootasaurus, to firefox
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What #Firefox screen reader extensions do people use?

Been using the Read Aloud #Browser extension but the permissions are weird.

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