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Arapalla

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Matt and Christina living the tree change and breeding horses north of Tamworth.

Here you'll find horses, country life, landscapes, bad jokes and, occaisionally, cars.

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br00t4c, to ethelcain
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'Trust Jesus' MAGA Bus Crashes Into Pole Ahead of Staten Island Pro-Trump Rally

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trust-jesus-maga-bus-crashes-into-pole-ahead-of-new-york-trump-rally

Arapalla,
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@br00t4c

Religion working exactly as expected.

dgar, to random
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A fish swims into a concrete wall.

Dam.

Arapalla,
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@dgar

Why the long face?

JonBaker, to random
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I guess I just wanna see Florence & The Machine fight against Rage Against The Machine in a cage match

Arapalla,
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@JonBaker

And Pink Floyd will play Welcome To The Machine at that event.

Arapalla, to random
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This is Tiny Pants. She is a 6 mth old filly.
She is a palomino Appaloosa Thoroughbred.

She is being weaned this week. It makes for noisy evenings.

Her pants are not going to be tiny for long.

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dgar, (edited ) to random
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Hashtag: #FortnightFridayMusic
Hosted By: @MarkIngs @bborn
Subject: #Quick
Submission: Don’t Stop Me Now
By: Queen
Submitted by: @dgar
Songwhip Link: https://songwhip.com/queen/dont-stop-me-now
Context: https://mindly.social/@bborn/112453532374865377

“I'm a shooting star, leaping through the sky like a tiger
Defying the laws of gravity
I'm a racing car, passing by like Lady Godiva
I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me”

Arapalla,
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@dgar

But did they apply for a shooters licence?

Teri_Kanefield, to random
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When the prosecution rests in the Manhattan case, I plan to read the transcripts so far looking for evidence that supports the elements of particular crimes.

This is my thing: Reading trial transcripts. My job was reading trial transcripts looking for appealable errors.

Shall I tell you my favorite moment in a transcript?

The defendant (yes, my client) walked in to court with baggy pants. The judge (a woman) was offended and angry. She thought the defendant was disrespecting her.

1/

Arapalla,
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@Teri_Kanefield as a young man I was taken to task by a judge for having earings.

I had 2 studs in one ear. A lot of my friends had earings so I couldn't work out what the fuss was about.

I heard the judge quit 2 weeks after my visit saying he felt disconnected from the world around him.

dgar, to random
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Southern lights? Yeah, sure, okay, here ya go…

Arapalla,
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@dgar

I was expecting a photo of a zippo with a confederate flag on it.

TechBean, to HashtagGames
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I submit the entire Spaceballs screenplay.

We Aint Founbd Shit Talking GIF

Arapalla,
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@TechBean

Everybody knows I drink coffee when I watch radar.

sundogplanets, to random
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I am talking o a reporter about this in a couple hours: https://regina.ctvnews.ca/from-outer-space-sask-farmers-baffled-after-discovering-strange-wreckage-in-field-1.6880353

This is about an hour away from my farm, so this'll be a fun conversation, and yet another great opportunity to tell a lot of people about what a huge problem we have with unregulated commercialization of orbit. (Also I just redid my slides for my public talk next week, this is going in!)

Arapalla,
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@sundogplanets

I was sure it was one of the collectable parts that fell from a Boeing 737.

Maybe he can do a swap 😉

dgar, to random
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8 Hobbits = 1 Hobbyte

Arapalla,
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@anthropy @dgar

When do hobbits become 4K?

arstechnica, to random
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Tesla announces fourth round of layoffs in four weeks

The latest cuts affect engineers, HR, and service advisers.

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2024/05/tesla-announces-fourth-round-of-layoffs-in-four-weeks/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

Arapalla,
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@arstechnica

Tesla trying to workout how to compete with chinese and european companies that are stealing market share at a huge rate.

Arapalla,
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@jadugar63 @arstechnica

Musk has some mental health issues (not his fault) that will stop him from realising he is the problem.
It will be up to the Boards to move him out of the way.

dgar, to random
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May the Fourth be with you.

Arapalla,
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@dgar

MissingThePt, to random
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Breaking: Boeing reported its first quarterly revenue drop in seven quarters, but profits were buoyed by savings on door plug bolts.

Arapalla,
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@MissingThePt

Boeing parts are now collectable, like trading cards.

I have an extra wheel that I will trade you for a luggage door. That will give a complete 737 max 9.

Arapalla, to random
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The Ashberry and Riverdance doing the evening feed routune.

Ash really wanted scratches.

#HorsesOfMastodon #Sunset

flexghost, to random
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Define “quickly”

Arapalla,
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@flexghost @Kierkegaanks

danielpunkass, to random
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My town lets you request street trees be planted anywhere you can keep an eye on them and water if needed. I am responsible for four trees on my block, and just requested three more. It's great to know that I'm literally throwing shade.

Arapalla,
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@danielpunkass

Meanwhile, in Australia, new house blocks are so small that you can't fit a tree and a house on the same block.

To add insult to injury new streets are so narrow that you have to park half on the curb meaning no trees in the street either.

Arapalla,
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@danielpunkass so are we.

flexghost, to random
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Let’s chat

Do you feel you have less interest posting about politics / current events lately?

Why?

Do you notice the same responses over and over again?

Do you feel headlines and events seem to go nowhere or seem to repeat?

Do you think people are more polarized or less polarized?

Are people beholden to their sides’ ideology— the kind of people where if you looked at their profile you would know exactly what they think on most issues without nuance?

I just wanna hear where you’re at…

Arapalla,
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@flexghost

Media outlets seem to only want clickbait.

Social media seems to only want outrage.

People seem to only want easy answers.

Nobody wants to do facts or nuance.

And all of that is tyring and frustrating.

Where are all the jokes, good movies/music, adventures, great discoveries?

davew, to random
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If Tesla went out of business, would my Model Y stop working??

Arapalla,
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@davew

So what you are saying is:

You don't own your Tesla, you're only renting it.

MissingThePt, to random
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Trump sleeping during his criminal trial was a smart legal defense maneuver as he commits fewer felonies while sleeping.

Arapalla,
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@MissingThePt

I would have gone with sleep criming.

Crimes committed while asleep are not admissable in court.

"I'm sorry your honour, I didn't know I was doing it".

Sorry, I didn't mean to give them ideas. 🤔

dgar, (edited ) to random
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Arapalla,
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@Rohan3479 @dgar

I think you mean we "don't" have submarines 😎

Arapalla,
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@Rohan3479 @dgar

Two boy scouts in a row boat. 😀

StillIRise1963, to random
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I want to see a movie where we band together across the globe to defeat fascism, the evils of capitalism and combat climate change with cool, new innovations.

Arapalla,
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@StillIRise1963 @mazigazi @geonz

It probably will be but the marketing people are still working for fossil fuels.

Once we get them on the job everything we need will be shiney and bling and you will want it more than a flat screen TV.

dgar, (edited ) to random
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What’s the scariest Australian animal?
(Set 1/2)

Arapalla,
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@dgar

It's obviously the Drop Bear. 😳

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