GottaLaff, to tesla
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#WompWomp

“Some of #Tesla's institutional shareholders are getting out, convinced that the electric carmaker's days of dizzying growth are in the rear-view mirror.

The company's shares are down nearly 30% this year and have fallen by more than 50% since their 2021 high, wiping out some $600 billion in market value as CEO Elon #Musk has struggled with fierce competition and falling sales. Tesla's first-quarter results missed analyst expectations…”
https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/these-early-tesla-bulls-are-giving-up-stock-2024-06-04/

drahardja, to TeslaMotors
@drahardja@sfba.social avatar

Someone is selling a $15k Faraday cage for the for “doomsday” EMP attacks. 🤣🤣🤣

Literally a tinfoil hat for your douchepanzer.

I guess they figure OTA software updates can wait while they’re protecting you from the zombie apocalypse.

A fool and their money, etc.

https://mosequipment.com/products/mission-darkness-cybercylent-emp-faraday-car-cover

ai6yr, to tesla
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org avatar

"Tesla's unsold inventory is creating stockpiles you can see from space

Where have all the Teslas gone? Stored in parking lots, every one. "

https://sherwood.news/business/elon-musk-tesla-extra-inventory-satellite-imagery/

#RemoteImaging #Tesla #automotive #satellites

GottaLaff, to tesla
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

to 125,227 vehicles over faulty seat belt warning system

The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration said the vehicles failed to comply with the federal safety requirements as their seat belt warning light and audible chime may not get activated when the driver is unbelted
https://www.nbcnews.com/business/autos/tesla-recall-125227-vehicles-faulty-seat-belt-warning-system-rcna154850

smeg, to PhilosophyMemes
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GottaLaff, to tesla
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A owner says his car’s ‘self-driving’ technology failed to detect a moving train ahead of a crash caught on camera

A video viewed millions of times on social media shows a Tesla almost crashing into a train. Documents from Tesla show the car was in Full Self-Driving mode at the time.
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/tesla-owner-says-cars-self-driving-mode-fsd-train-crash-video-rcna153345

DemocracyMattersALot, to tesla
@DemocracyMattersALot@mstdn.social avatar

I just saw my first live-and-in-person CyberTruck, and it did not disappoint.

It was the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever witnessed.

#ElonPutz #Tesla #CyberFuck #EETD

rivoluzioneurbanamobilita, to tesla Italian
@rivoluzioneurbanamobilita@mastodon.uno avatar

Una in full-self driving mode non ha visto un treno e i segnali che di avviso del passaggio a livello

La guida autonoma non ci salverà. La persona alla guida, secondo quanto riportato dall'articolo, era vigile, ma era convinta che il sistema di assistenza di tesla "non potesse non accorgersi" del treno, e ha sterzato all'ultimo, salvandosi.

Il video è impressionante. La supervisione umana di sistemi quasi automatici non funziona.

@news

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/tesla-owner-says-cars-self-driving-mode-fsd-train-crash-video-rcna153345

tayledras, to tesla
@tayledras@mastodon.social avatar

I feel so refined now.

I do believe my Tesla WankPanzer may now socialize with the hoi polloi.

#Tesla #CyberTruck #WankPanzer

hankg, to Humor
dannotdaniel, to TeslaMotors
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

new game:

someone I know who owns a Tesla said that the self-drive mode tends to hug the curb. he tried it out with his hands on the wheel.. 🤦‍♂️

apparently you can tell who's been using it by looking for damage on the front wheel rim 👀

these things should not be on the streets

#fsd #tesla

davemark, to TeslaMotors
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"Chinese automaker BYD is rolling out cars capable of driving more than 1,300 miles without refueling or recharging"

That's New York to Miami without a recharge. US cars are lucky to get 1/4 that range.

The bar has been set pretty high.

Oh, and they are priced at $13K. Yikes.

https://apple.news/AQV2DtmurQA-tW6Qln_7hPA

br00t4c, to tesla
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jeffowski, to tesla
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nafnlaus, to TeslaMotors Icelandic
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The head of six companies, including a major U.S. military communications contractor and a company that puts wires in peoples' brains, wants you to know that he considers filing fraudulent business records to be a trivial matter.

ht/flglmn.bsky.social

#Musk #Tesla #SpaceX #Trump #Politics

woz, to FreeSpeech German
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Von wegen #FreeSpeech: #Tesla von #ElonMusk geht rechtlich gegen die WOZ vor – mit einer absurden Begründung.

Von @Hacki_Love

https://www.woz.ch/taeglich/2024/05/23/tesla-verlangt-woz-zensur?mtm_campaign=mstdn

pallenberg, to tesla German
@pallenberg@mastodon.social avatar

Ich musste mal die ganz grosse Axt ansetzen!

Der Aufstieg & Fall von : Eine Analyse der Unternehmensfuehrung des , eines unglaublichen Aktienpakets & wie Fonds-Manager:innen wie Cathy Wood & Frank Thelen die Anleger:innen in die Irre gefuehrt haben.

👉 https://www.metacheles.de/tesla-elon-musk-thelen-10xdna-aktienpaket/

Wuerde mich wie immer freuen, wenn ihr diese Ausgabe weiterteilen koenntet.

Danke fuer euren Support 🙏

Free_Press, to news
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MUSK VOTE THIS WEEK!

Tesla shareholders will again vote on Elon Musk’s $56 billion pay package from 2018 this week. The Norway wealth fund announced it will be voting AGAINST Musk’s 2018 pay package.

Norway’s sovereign wealth fund is estimated to be worth $1.7 trillion and is Tesla’s eighth-biggest shareholder.

The fund’s data shows that it holds 0.98%, or $7.7 billion, of TSLA stock.

https://news.google.com/articles/CBMiQGh0dHBzOi8vd3d3LnRlc2xhcmF0aS5jb20vZWxvbi1tdXNrLXRlc2xhLXBheS1wYWNrYWdlLXZvdGUtMjAyNC_SAURodHRwczovL3d3dy50ZXNsYXJhdGkuY29tL2Vsb24tbXVzay10ZXNsYS1wYXktcGFja2FnZS12b3RlLTIwMjQvYW1wLw?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen

SteveThompson, to TeslaMotors
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"Mechanical-Armed Grimes Flees Elon Musk Compound With Five Wives In Stolen Cybertruck"

https://www.theonion.com/mechanical-armed-grimes-flees-elon-musk-compound-with-f-1851488909

chartier, to tesla
@chartier@toot.cafe avatar

Never mind the dumpster fire of a human being that is #ElonMusk, why on earth do people still buy anything from #Tesla?

We have years of evidence that the company is an absolute joke. Incompetence wrapped in hubris, thoroughly marinated with not just a lack of care, but unchecked disdain for its customers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKh49Fl1RVM

professorhank, to tesla
@professorhank@sfba.social avatar

A whole shopping cart! This thing is AWESOME.

br00t4c, to tesla
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

Mechanical-Armed Grimes Flees Elon Musk Compound With Five Wives In Stolen Cybertruck

#elonmusk #tesla

https://www.theonion.com/mechanical-armed-grimes-flees-elon-musk-compound-with-f-1851488909

ai6yr, to Battlemaps
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org avatar

NHTSA Tesla recall (NEW): Seat Belt Warning System Malfunction.

Tesla, Inc. (Tesla) is recalling certain 2012-2024 Model S, 2015-2024 Model X, 2017-2023 Model 3, and 2020-2023 Model Y vehicles. In the event of an unbelted driver, the seat belt warning light and audible chime may not activate as intended. As such, these vehicles fail to comply with the requirements of Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standard number 208, "Occupant Crash Protection."

https://www.nhtsa.gov/vehicle/2015/TESLA/MODEL%252520S%25252060KWH/5%252520HB/RWD#recalls

QuantumAspect, to tesla
@QuantumAspect@mastodon.social avatar

Remember Google Glass? It didn't even hit the market, because the inconspicuous filming feature would turn its users into pariah's. Now your neighbour's is continuously you and your family. Yet you failed to condemn him. Is it ignorance or or deliberate disinterest?
https://www.theverge.com/2021/10/28/22750362/tesla-sentry-mode-live-camera-access-premium-connectivity

carstenfranke, to Minnesota
@carstenfranke@mastodon.social avatar

Best plate in #minnesota ?
#elon #rivian #tesla

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