dannotdaniel, to TeslaMotors
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Full Self Drive puts everyone at risk without even any indication that it's engaged.

And the stupid thing rusts.

My auto-warn cheese CYBERTRUCK solves both problems.

KrissyKat, to tesla
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I saw a black Tesla Cyber Truck this afternoon in Merrillville, Indiana.

drahardja, to TeslaMotors
@drahardja@sfba.social avatar

Someone is selling a $15k Faraday cage for the for “doomsday” EMP attacks. 🤣🤣🤣

Literally a tinfoil hat for your douchepanzer.

I guess they figure OTA software updates can wait while they’re protecting you from the zombie apocalypse.

A fool and their money, etc.

https://mosequipment.com/products/mission-darkness-cybercylent-emp-faraday-car-cover

KrissyKat, to TeslaMotors
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I've already lost this game, which I wasn't even playing.

#cybertruck #game #Tesla

https://bsky.app/profile/richterscale.bsky.social/post/3kufaqzoulc2w

GeekinKorea, to tesla
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maxleibman, to TeslaMotors
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Part cyber.
Part truck.
All bullshit.

NanoRaptor, to random
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adorfer,
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@NanoRaptor please make an addendum for the manual as well. PLEEEEEASE! #retrogaming #cybertruck

amyfou, to TeslaMotors
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We saw our first in real life today and it was pulled over to the side of the highway with its emergency blinkers on

bud_t, to TeslaMotors
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We saw a yesterday in that was painted gloss black. It looked even more ridiculous.

jimmyb, to TeslaMotors
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I saw a #Cybertruck while I was out today. It was hideous. 🤮

tayledras, to tesla
@tayledras@mastodon.social avatar

I feel so refined now.

I do believe my Tesla WankPanzer may now socialize with the hoi polloi.

KrissyKat, to tesla
@KrissyKat@hoosier.social avatar

All of the Tesla Cyber Trucks I spot in the wild are on my dash or doorbell cam, so they all look like Bigfoot or UFO sightings. This one was spotted on I-65 South near Exit 258.

automobili, to Delorean Italian

Il nostro Cybertruck

#delorean #Cybertruck

FuckElon, to tesla
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"Besides cutting my wrist open and sending me to the ER, losing a large panel on the very first drive, not being able to see anything, and the rust spots, the truck is great!"

https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/i%E2%80%99m-not-as-cranky-as-i-once-was%E2%80%A6.17610/post-325329

tk, to TeslaMotors
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The would be more than just the butt of a joke if they'd made the exterior out of "normal" steel and painted it to look like stainless. :blobfoxgoogly:

chartier, to tesla
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Never mind the dumpster fire of a human being that is , why on earth do people still buy anything from ?

We have years of evidence that the company is an absolute joke. Incompetence wrapped in hubris, thoroughly marinated with not just a lack of care, but unchecked disdain for its customers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKh49Fl1RVM

chartier,
@chartier@toot.cafe avatar

Like look at this garbage. Look at it. The warranty does not include “driving off-road.”

It doesn’t include driving on “uneven surfaces.”

UNEVEN SURFACES

Oh, or “exposure to sunlight.”

🤡🤡🤡

https://www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/s/jjbQdsjqOr

dannotdaniel, to TeslaMotors
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NEW RULE:

anyone who engages Full Self Drive must pay $8,000 for this mandatory loudspeaker attachment and warning light.

The loudspeaker features the Peter Griffen Laugh at 100 continuous decibels whenever self-drive is engaged.

Cheese finish extra. The cheese finish will mold, but it will not rust. Might be bulletproof. Probably is. 🧀

#CYBERTRUCK #FSD #TESLA #FAIL #CYBERDOOFUS

SteveThompson, to TeslaMotors
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"Mechanical-Armed Grimes Flees Elon Musk Compound With Five Wives In Stolen Cybertruck"

https://www.theonion.com/mechanical-armed-grimes-flees-elon-musk-compound-with-f-1851488909

bitprophet, to TeslaMotors
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Saw my first #CyberTruck in person today!

Yup: boy they're ugly. What the fuck.

maxleibman, to TeslaMotors
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After months, I finally started seeing Cybertrucks in real life. I have to hand it to Elon and Tesla: there is some impressive design and engineering here. Specifically, they have created a vehicle that is impossible to photograph, because none of the pictures of this thing convey just how butt-ugly it is in real life.

The first time I saw one, earlier this month, was head-on, parked facing out in a parking structure, and my brain had a hard time resolving it as an object.

#Cybertruck #Elon

maxleibman,
@maxleibman@mastodon.social avatar

The second Cybertruck I saw was also head-on, but in motion, as its driver was turning way too fast into a supermarket parking lot, entering through the one-way exit lane I was trying to use to leave the lot.

Which, to be fair, is 100% on-brand for anyone who would consider owning a Cybertruck.

#Cybertruck #Elon

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dbc3, to tesla
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I have a feeling that if this continues that ugly piece of shit could get even uglier. Or, if nobody has the vigilante spirit, perhaps with proper information the local constabulary could decorate it with a daily note under the wiper. 3d one comes with a trip to the pound to spring it for a couple of Benjamins

https://brokeassstuart.com/2024/05/08/san-francisco-cybertruck-crosswalk-parking/

FuckElon, to tesla
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Use it to trap your Demons.

"CyberVessel is constructed from double-walled stainless steel with a vacuum-seal lid and articulating handle. Offered in stainless steel and powder-coated matte"

$50 ...lol

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