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samhenrigold

@samhenrigold@hachyderm.io

joke of a designer.

working on the official Mastodon apps (among other things https://mastodon.social/@lickability) · 🏳️‍🌈🗽💿

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samhenrigold, to random
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doing my drafts folder spring cleaning

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samhenrigold, to random
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can someone at Google IO please send me one of these booklets? i’ll pay for postage but this feel like it’ll be collectible in 20 years or so.

samhenrigold, to random
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are you fucking kidding me

samhenrigold, to random
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idk who needs to hear this but if you’re in the apple ecosystem EXCEPT apple music, you can still buy iTunes Match separately. it’s been a godsend for me to sync local tracks since spotify sucks at it. plus it still does that track upgrade thing (if you import a track from Somewhere 😉 it’ll let you swap it with the iTunes quality + proper metadata)

$25/year, one of the best value subscriptions imo

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good morning. i wrote a blog post (plea) last week because im at my wits’ end here https://lickability.com/blog/your-app-doesnt-need-a-chat-feature/

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You may have 1 (one) picture Ja Rule and Nelly with an iMac at the Sprite[.]com launch in 2000. As a treat.

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THIS IS NOT WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR. DISQUALIFIED? ARE YOU SHITTING ME????????
https://hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/112420178469264169

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calling a cat 🤝 networking
tcpspspspspspspspspsps

samhenrigold, to Eurovision
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republicans for the last 4 years

#eurovision

samhenrigold, to random
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figma is cool because you can set padding 40 different ways and each one has debilitating cons.

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EDIT: I would like to apologize for the original version of this post. The views expressed in it do not reflect those of the Walt Disney corporation and I am deeply sorry for the pain it inflicted upon shareholders.

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gonna be live screaming the #appleevent

samhenrigold,
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@popey thanks! i bought it for myself as a housewarming gift. it was designed by Susan Kare: https://www.areaware.com/products/cairo-throw?_pos=1&_sid=e568d2082&_ss=r

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@dgriffinjones had me on the @cultofmac CultCast today to share my exclusive insights into tomorrow’s #AppleEvent with the world. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-cultcast/id503494956?i=1000654700417

samhenrigold, to random
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posted an extremely important video today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z599C22Tt_g

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the Nantucket Current has been chronicling the first cybertruck on the island and is making fun of them parking like a dick. this is the reason a free press is crucial to democracy.

Follow up post: “We have an update, believe it or not” Attached is a picture of the cybertruck stuck on a beach, its wheels sunk into the sand

samhenrigold,
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there once was a douche from Nantucket, who parked his new truck and said “fuck it.” he tried off-roading on sand, it got out of hand, now his cybertruck’s stuck and can’t budge it.

samhenrigold,
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@isagalaev man you must be fun at parties.

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from the archives: tired of using the trash to delete files? might I recommend chucking unwanted files in T̷͖̅Ḧ̴̟́Ȇ̴̢ ̶̜̽H̴̺̕Ò̶̜Ḽ̸̏E̴̘͆

video/mp4

samhenrigold,
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i live streamed making this a year ago. you can watch the first hour but the video freezes after that lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fscfSY7OLO4&t=5579s

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if i ran a university founded by intellectuals who left traditional universities in protest of their conformist tendencies and limitations on academic freedom, i simply wouldn’t call the cops to arrest a bunch of my students that pay through the nose to attend https://abcnews.go.com/US/live-updates/college-protests-israel-palestine-war/?id=109734946

samhenrigold,
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cowards

samhenrigold,
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how about balancing your fuckin books before asking the NYPD to WWE wrestlemania body slam some kids with hand painted protest signs.

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i have determined that i simply attract german shitposts. i am like catnip for confused recommendation algorithms. between that spotify discover weekly thing and this, i have no other way to explain why i keep getting 3D animations with german text to speech.

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