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Hello, welcome to my profile! My name is Maddie, I am a 21 year old transgender woman living in the US. My pronouns are she/her.

I'm not the YouTuber Michael MJD, our usernames are similar by coincidence. Please try not to joke about this, as being called a masculine name causes me dysphoria.

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My posts often contain swearing, and I occasionally post or boost lewd things with CWs. If these things bother you, you might not want to consider following me.

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fun fact: GRUB, the popular linux bootloader, actually stands for "Gru Bootloader"

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tfw a cat sits on your pizza

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did i tell you about the time i pirated music online

i got a lot of FLAC for it

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bocchi "the rock" johnson

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i've said this before, and my offer still stands: if anyone ever is interested in trying out linux but they don't know where to start or need some help with something, i'd be happy to help walk you through setting up a virtual machine where you can try it out without affecting your current windows installation. unfortunately nobody's ever taken me up on that offer

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@vncresolver in a nutshell:

  • grey screens
  • black screens
  • centos login screens
  • a desktop logged into with root
  • single firefox window
  • someone's dota game
  • grub recovery shell
  • windows login screen
  • some industrial equipment control panel that would probably cause some kind of reactor meltdown if you messed with it enough
  • the same windows server 2008 login screen in some foreign language for the 20th time this week
  • a child trying to do "sudo rm -rf /" at the grub recovery shell, thinking they're a hacker
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i'm sorry, what

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if you're a cybertruck owner, i sure hope the onboard computer software isn't written in rust :blobcatsmirk:

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have you ever wanted to eat one of the worst package manager's daemons? well...

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as media companies' tactics become more and more illegal, piracy becomes more and more justified

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idk what the fuss with DDG is, it's working for me!

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kind of sad that headlines aren't made to convince the reader to read them anymore, they're to convince an algorithm to show them to the reader who will likely read it without thinking

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i know i said i was gonna compile MS-DOS 4.0 from source, but i fell down a rabbit hole and ended up compiling UNIX first edition instead :P

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oh god linus made a new linux video

let's see how cringe it is

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oh god he's making fun of a distro that's for visually impaired people that comes with a screen reader, that's... not okay

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#getfehdihighered

i am a 79 year old web web developer who has been writing HMTL code since they were 7. i have lots of work experience in multiple industries, such as web development, weapons contracting, funeral attendant, mcdonalds drive thru assistant troubleshooter, giant mech operator, and emoji designer. i have extensive skills in web development and nothing else. i've written many apps using electron, because using any other toolkit is too difficult as i am a web developer. i am a mac user with limited experience using windows, and i have never heard of linux. additionally, i'm legally required to disclose that i do indeed bite when nervous.

thank you for considering hiring me. i can only accept a remote position, as i'm currently in prison for stealing all the mcdonalds hamburgers at one of my previous jobs. i will not be released until 2037.

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gonna try compiling ms-dos 4 from the recently released source code

anyways i found where an official comment on microsoft code said "fuck"

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also found several instances of "DAMN"

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also found a function that's just called "DOSHIT"

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hey everyone, i’ve noticed a lot of people have been interacting with someone of my old posts! if you like what i do, it’d really mean a lot to me if you could FAVORITE and BOOST this post, and if you REALLY want to show your support, make sure to hit that FOLLOW BUTTON! only 87% of people who interact with my posts are actually following me, so it’d mean a lot to me if you could FOLLOW and ENABLE NOTIFICATIONS so you never miss a post of mine!

(this is satirical)

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i love it when you look something up and the answer is just super straightforward and to the point

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played some more simcity 2013. my city has become a dystopian megacity with pollution and sickness everywhere due to the lack of space to build with. most of my population is in one giant megatower, there's not enough space for industry, people are rioting, and the city is falling apart

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in many ways, simcity 2013 is a very accurate city builder. only problem is it may be a bit too accurate for its own good

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sudo

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