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mardigroan

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My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores.

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The v in vampire is actually an example of a fang.

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I didn't waffle on how to prepare this morning's waffles. I thought, I'd like to propose a toast.

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The Sidney Powell related toots are Kraken me up.

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The name Rufus means "He who lives up on the roof."

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@billyjoebowers

Wah wah

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Again Ed, I want to say thank you very much. 🫶
@Ed_Brickell

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@Skepticat @Ed_Brickell

And the New Bohemians?

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I get a physical copy of the Sunday paper to support local journalism and to be regularly disappointed in how often heavy rains soak it all the way through despite delivery in a plastic bag.

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Okay, honest question, why do people call funny posts shitposting? I think we should call news about Elon, Republicans, Fascism, Shootings ect, Shitposts, because they are actually shitty, and posts that make me laugh need a different name, because why is enjoyment shitty? What kind of world is it that we are shamed for enjoyment?

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@RickiTarr

Maybe I am wrong. I always understood the term to mean tweets that are derivative or unexceptional not those that are original and very funny. I do agree that all of the other stuff you note are awful and concerning.

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like an off brand version of Wolverine's.

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They're playing you. They get you upset about Fetterman's clothes, Bud Light beer, and the outrage of the day. But their policies don't help you. They don't have your interests in mind.

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There are two wools inside me. I ate my sweater.

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After an hour and a half it is no longer called a Zoom meeting and it is instead called an ordeal.

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Happy, Happy Birthday @mardigroan! I hope you’ve had a great day!

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Thank you so much @Saltssaltgirl!

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The cat acts like I'm interfering as she plays with a toy but that's my phone charger!

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People seem to care more about temperamental talk show hosts than truly evil billionaires.

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Timely cartoon by Jesse Duquette, who is known for the Daily Don. This comes as Elon Musk increasingly chats with white supremacists and antisemites on the app formerly known as Twitter, scapegoats the ADL, and, through these action, furthers the spread of misinformation and dangerous prejudice.

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Keep your friend's toast and your enemy's toaster.

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Server: What kind of bagel would you like?

Lauren Hill: Everything is everything.

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@Alice

Those jingles are in your mind too. Jardiance has another catchy one.

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It's the eye of the tiger.
It's the spleen of a sheep.

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I want to walk.
I want to run.
Microwave popcorn you son of a gun.
Wish I could be...
eating some snacks.

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More like Mugshot-A-Lago, am I right?

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Given the number of their lives it's cats not dogs who should been called caNINEs.

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Big companies don't want you to speak to a customer service representative who can understand and resolve their issue. Instead they want you to get lost in a thicket of inapplicable options preferably on their clonky website that's only navigable to dead ends.

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They can accurately guess where you grew up in 20 questions? That's great. Just ask "Where did you grow up?" One question. There you go.

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