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mardigroan, to random
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Ancient curse, may you try your old login three times and get locked out for suspicious login attempts before remembering you changed your password.

mardigroan, to random
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  • finishing late lunch and still calling that other place Twitter *
mardigroan, to random
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I'm so good at sleeping I could do it with my eyes closed.

mardigroan, to random
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The instructions say to place the burrito on one microwave safe plate and to put another microwave safe plate on top of it before heating. Were these instructions written by big dishwasher?

mardigroan, to random
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Had a reason to wake up super early today. So don't expect me to have a really effective day fighting crime in Gotham City.

mardigroan, to random
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When you are negotiating and you agree to terms that the other side hasn't even seen or considered that is not accepting a deal that is called making a new proposal.

mardigroan, to random
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MAGA extremists to the right of me, Hamas cheerleaders to the left(?), here I am, still in the middle with Joe.

mardigroan, to random
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Luke, I am your uncle.
Luke, I am your third cousin.
Luke, I am your grandmother.

  • Skywalker family reunion
alexanderhay,
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@mardigroan Sadly, Dad let his guard down, took off his mask, and died soon after.

mardigroan, to random
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At Ellis Island many immigrants shortened their last names to make it easier to place take out orders at restaurants.

mardigroan, to random
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That seems like a lie like "non-stick pan" or "customer service."

mardigroan, to random
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Made seven stops while running errands all in a row. Might as well have been a starting NBA player high-fiving back-ups on the way from the bench to the spotlight on the court.

mardigroan, to random
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May your day be as squishy as foam ear plugs.

mardigroan, to random
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Is Black Hole Sun on your eclipse play list?

mardigroan, to random
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I'm glad that I am not a caveman because on a very rainy morning I am inside drinking really good coffee.

mardigroan, to random
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A tall vampire known as Count Everest.

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