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kaia

@kaia@brotka.st
  • fedi's original purple girl since 2021-02-07
  • psychologist giving unsolicited advice
  • I like coupling people. tell me about yourself and let me add you to my portfolio!
  • wants to be a muscle mummy
  • tomboy consultant
  • NLP trainer when in dire monetary situations

let's be friends if you're not sus!!

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only way to regain sanity

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do you know any recent affordable Thinkpad models? a friend wants a laptop and saw mine

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sadly nobody ever dies in a TV duel

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many Germans are good at criticizing stuff without taking a single meaningful step towards change.

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thankfully Germans made movies in the 1920s, otherwise German movie toplists would exclusively consist of depressing nazi movies :floofWoozy_256:

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was actually one of my top selection criteria

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I block ads by not looking at them

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American podcaster explaining how bad ideas eventually must fail, just like slavery did.

bro, there are an estimated 46 million slaves worldwide.

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the plan: let's go on vacation to get away from things
the vacation:

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@volpeon

video/mp4

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:aiwow:

video/mp4

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my biodad fell from a ladder in the forest. he refuses to go to the hospital. I'm angy.

kaia,
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@raccoon @arcana
he'd be angy in turn. I call ambulance if he's not better tomorrow.

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in 400 years time, the only humans alive in the universe might be Muskians on Mars :neobread_woozy:

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hiring a 4 star chef as a billionaire, but only ordering burgers every day :floofWoozy_256:

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Utah in a nutshell

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@telmii_poo if god does not see everything, the Church of Latter Day Saints definitely does :hehe:

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should I take out my ETH? I'm 100% up.

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@szescstopni it was the place that told me to buy ETH in the first place :ChenShrug:

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talked to a girl today that claims she plays soccer and tried not to stare at her meager calves :Sheew:

kaia,
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@Jain 'meager' means deficient though. I did want to mog her with my cycling calves, but refrained

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@Jain straight girls compare themselves to other girls a lot and are constantly watching each other. I'm between 3 and 4 on the Kinsey scale, but I don't think I should post about other guys when I have a fiance.

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@Jain it can be toxic, it can also be a great way to start a conversation and get ideas for new outfits :nkoShrug:

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Mame's cat when there's not enough cuddles

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I really don't get the urge to walk around half unclothed tbh

kaia,
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@arcana I first read it as you wondering why you did not feel the urge.

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