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kaia

@kaia@brotka.st
  • fedi's original purple girl since 2021-02-07
  • psychologist giving unsolicited advice
  • I like coupling people. tell me about yourself and let me add you to my portfolio!
  • wants to be a muscle mummy
  • tomboy consultant
  • NLP trainer when in dire monetary situations

let's be friends if you're not sus!!

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my biodad fell from a ladder in the forest. he refuses to go to the hospital. I'm angy.

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talked to a girl today that claims she plays soccer and tried not to stare at her meager calves :Sheew:

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American podcaster explaining how bad ideas eventually must fail, just like slavery did.

bro, there are an estimated 46 million slaves worldwide.

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should I take out my ETH? I'm 100% up.

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the plan: let's go on vacation to get away from things
the vacation:

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was actually one of my top selection criteria

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Mame's cat when there's not enough cuddles

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do you know any recent affordable Thinkpad models? a friend wants a laptop and saw mine

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in 400 years time, the only humans alive in the universe might be Muskians on Mars :neobread_woozy:

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sadly nobody ever dies in a TV duel

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many Germans are good at criticizing stuff without taking a single meaningful step towards change.

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hiring a 4 star chef as a billionaire, but only ordering burgers every day :floofWoozy_256:

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I block ads by not looking at them

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thankfully Germans made movies in the 1920s, otherwise German movie toplists would exclusively consist of depressing nazi movies :floofWoozy_256:

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wow so cute

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how does one address a papal legate in English? excellency? :akko_mmh:

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"Ich hab mich ergeben"
Katharina von Schleimingen, 1792.

Ich hab mich ergeben
mit Herz und mit Hand
du Schland aller Schländer
mein rostigs Vadderland

Du Schatz aller Schätze
ich bleibe Dir treu
trotz hoher Steuersätze
ein jedes Jahr von neu'm!

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> Jeder Kreuzfahrt-Liebhaber kennt sie: die dreisten „Tischweinsäufer“, die während der Kreuzfahrt kein Getränkepaket buchen und stattdessen die kostenlosen Getränke ausnutzen.

skandalös!!!! :angry_cirno:

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why follow 10,000 people on fedi when there are only 15 core very important fedi folks - like the girl reading this

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love the admin and service fee :yoyo_haha:

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oh no, it's too cute :FrierenCry:

image/jpeg

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when you forget how to write "nunciature"

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imagine being rich and going somewhere to drink over drinking in your $450m mansion with your womanservant and 'friends'

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gold arrived :comfy_cirno: now the recession can cum!! (please not)

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