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brunoph

@brunoph@breakpoint.cafe

:xcode: Software Engineer at :apple_inc:

Author of https://mastodon.social/@mastonaut, Kodex, Noto, Pro:Sudoku, Cakebrew, and other Apps.

I toot/boost lots of random memes. he/him 🏳️‍🌈

Around the fediland since Aug 2018. I moved from @brunoph. 🪦 RIP mastodon.technology.

#Swift #ObjectiveC #macOSDev #music #photography #analog #minidisc #cassette

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Idea: print a bunch of these as huge stickers, go to the google campus parking lot, and stick it to the windshield of a bunch of parked cars.

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Say you take a hardcover book out to read (and maybe pack it for a trip) and that it came with a pretty dust cover, do you take the dust cover off and leave it in the shelf?

I have bought one for the first time and feel really scared of damaging the dust cover (the hard cover seems pretty resilient.)

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Hey guy has been out on a spree trying to prove what a fucking idiot he is, it's amazing. Satire is dead.

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Removing pops from a vinyl record rip is tedious as hell. I was trying to come up with a better (or automated) way to identify where pops are without listening to the entire thing in real time, and I thought of using a derivative of the signal (the idea being that pops should show as abrupt changes).

But then I just stumbled upon a simple solution: looking at the spectrogram!

Pops show as ghostly bars in the background of the signal.

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Windows, yesterday: Bro, please, I need to update, bro. Please. Just a quick restart, bro. Please.

Me: fine reboots

Windows, today: Bro, just one last time, please.

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I need news apps to understand that some random sports ball event on the other side of the planet is not push notification-worthy breaking news.

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Oh, hey, I can make lists too. But please, read it and listen to the music before yelling at me:

https://www.bruno.ph/blog/articles/list-of-10-albums-that-wont-appear-on-a-list-of-greatest-albums-ever-but-should/

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Just saw a bunch of playing cards strewn across a crosswalk. I wonder if a magician got run over

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It seems I have a case of the Opinions™ again

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I think I may have fixed my iPod video with some white tack lol

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I gave up hunting for my favorite Giorgio Moroder albums on second-hand CD stores, and finally bought them from Discogs.

E=mc2 is simply not in any streaming service I checked (at least in North America).

And the version of From Here to Eternity available in Apple Music sounds like a poor vinyl or cassette transfer.

Both sounds fantastic on CD, and this is yet another reason I'll never give up on physical media.

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I left some peanuts in my balcony ledge. A song sparrow landed on it, inspected the peanuts and left. I was curious why it didn't eat it, but didn't think much.

Then it came back, and this time it brought his friends with him 🥺

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Ok I'll post the aurora photos soon, but look at this photo!

A Heron tries to fish under the auroral glow.

#aurora #heron #birds #moon

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The show is starting!!! Please go back to your seats!

Aurora borealis in light green
Aurora borealis in light green

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A friend is sharing bright aurora photos from the middle of Berlin right now!!!

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NOAA is calling this a G5 event now!!

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Desperately trying to come up with plans to see the aurora tonight, with little success… 🥲

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Since Stack Exchange decided to jump the shark as well, this is a reminder that the whole network's data is licensed cc-by-sa 4.0 (a decision made in the beforetimes, and one which they're likely regretting at this point). This means anyone can setup a mirror/browser of this data as long as it's attributed back: https://archive.org/download/stackexchange

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If you're curious, the 11ft8(+8) bridge in Durham, NC, is still turning box trucks into convertibles in this year of our lord 2024.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAtvF7SYgw4

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Unpopular opinion: fries are perfect as they are. They don't need hot sauce.

(Guess who didn't order the spicy fries but got them anyway)

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The only acceptable use of an @-channel on slack is to inform everyone that there's an emergency and that the building must be evacuated. That's it.

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