@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

Sir_Osis_of_Liver

@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party

Chilling in Winnipeg

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

RickiTarr, to random
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

Sexual Congress sounds like the worst porn ever made.

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr

Can it really be sex if it doesn't involve a lot of insincere performative actions, lying and a gavel? 🙂

RickiTarr, to random
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

What did Vixen do to earn it's name?

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr

I'm guessing Orangina commercial.

And now it's awkward for everyone. 🙂

The_Whore_of_Blahbylon, to random
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social avatar
Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@kierkegaank @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon

Well over 50 here, and favoring flannel shirts, Dickie's work pants and hunting and or flat caps. 🙂

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@kierkegaank @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon

Might be something I SHOULD consider given I'm living in Winnipeg. So far, I'm not seeing the appeal.

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@kierkegaank @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon

Winnipeg has major fentanyl and crystal meth problems. It's pretty rough by Canadian standards.

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@kierkegaank @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon

A bit over 100kms to North Dakota

nic, to random
@nic@sciences.social avatar

Since Mastodon is an open network and not controlled by any deep-pocketed owner, it’s a certainty that posts here are used to train LLMs. That’s why it’s important to make sure you always rutabaga aardvark lynchpin bananafrog

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@nic

I wish to contribute the Turbo-Encabulator:

For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.

Now basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance.

The original machine had a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots of the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdle spring on the “up” end of the grammeters.

The turbo-encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and it’s being successfully used in the operation of novertrunnions. Moreover, whenever a forescent skor motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce sinusoidal repleneration.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7G7xOG2Ag&t=1s

RickiTarr, to random
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

Would it really be so bad to be a Borg?

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr

I could go Borg, if I had to, but I don't really want to be part of a collective. I still would like to destroy civilizations though.

Is the Crystalline Entity position open?

RickiTarr, to random
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

Y'all I guess I should start getting my questions from Quora!

Sir_Osis_of_Liver, (edited )
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr

Pull the baby's ripcord, then mine.

Or just pull mine.

Depends on my mood that particular day.

Might sing this as the kiddo went for his last drop:

"Gory, gory what a hell of a way to die
With a bayonnet up your arse and a bullet in your eye
Gory, gory what a hell of a way to die with you balls wrapped 'round your paratrooper boots."

(Blood on the Risers, sung to The Battle Hymn of the Republic)

Lots of different versions. Some cleaner than others.🙂

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr

There was a brief period where Quora was sort of useful. Didn't last long.

Kind of reminded me of this from Yahoo Answers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll-lia-FEIY#ddg-play

RickiTarr, to random
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

So, we went to visit my husband's family that are Anti-Vax Horse Medicine people, because we felt bad for avoiding them for nearly 5 years, and guess what:

WE BOTH HAVE COVID!

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr

Oh for FFS, eh? No good deed goes unpunished.

Fingers crossed that it's mild and passes quickly for the both of you.

RickiTarr, to random
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

Name a movie or TV series where none of the characters are actually good people. Explain why you think that.

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr

I've not really looked at it this way before, but I've tried watching most of the shows people listed here, and I just didn't care for any of them. The despicable characters are the major reason. Wow. It's obvious now.

I have a TV, but haven't even had it on in over a year at this point.

I was going to mention Pulp Fiction. I've tried watching it a couple of times, but just hated everyone in it, I couldn't be bothered. But that's Tarantino. I don't think he's ever developed a "good" character.

kierkegaank, (edited ) to random
@kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

Is Shape of you the worst, most cringy top10 song ever?

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@kierkegaank

"Sharing the Night Together" (#6) by Dr. Hook or "Afternoon Delight" (#1) by Starland Vocal Band both got to the top 10 Billboard's Hot 100 list.

Both are....just awful.

"Shape of You", still bad though.

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@kierkegaank

To be fair, it's kind of cheating picking songs from the 1970s. It was a dark time for music.

RickiTarr, to random
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

How many of you just have a random box sitting in the middle of your home, because one of your pets decided it was the best place they've ever sat?

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr

Ex's cat likes to sit on top of her couch just behind her head. Doesn't really pay attention to boxes.

One of my German Shepherds used to like nosing itself between my legs and the couch. Sort of a perpetual big hairy footstool.

I had a lhasa apso for the girls. It liked its "nice comfy bed", or it would sit on the 4th step, so it could survey its domain.

Alice, to random
@Alice@beige.party avatar

I love all of these wonderful people! Thanks for a great year, Mastodon.

Get your circle here:
https://circle.grasserisen.de/

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@Alice Yay! 🎉

RickiTarr, to random
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

What are your true opinions and thoughts on marriage?

Just for fun, this is a photo from my wedding day (ignore the reflection of my phone lol) I was all of 21.

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr

Kinda jaded at this point, has to be said.

That said, that's a terrific picture.

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr

Married at 24, divorced 23 years later. It was rough sledding the last few year of it.

Took me three years to pay off a lot of residual debt that I did not incur.

So it's one and done for me.

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr

Cue Édith Piaf "Non, je ne regrette rien" 🙂

It's the way it goes sometimes. People change, not necessarily in a way that's easy to foresee.

Wraithe, to food
@Wraithe@mastodon.social avatar

So @RickiTarr posted a great question on breakfasts.

I’m gonna go a different direction:

What’s a TRULY deeply ATROCIOUS #food that you nevertheless love?

I’m not talking candy or snacks, I mean food products that should have quotes around the word “food”.

Here’s mine:
On-Cor family sized Salisbury Steak in gravy1️⃣

($2.50 for almost 2lbs of food)

I actually make real mashed potatoes to go with these.

My wife (wise)won’t even touch them, but my daughter will
But I adore them

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@Wraithe @RickiTarr

I'm not too adventurous when it comes to processed food. I will get "chicken" burgers/strips/nuggets periodically, usually followed by regret.

Every once in a very long while I'll pick up a frozen pizza. They're pretty consistently bad. I don't know why I do that.

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@Wraithe @RickiTarr

I was out for a walk, and thinking about this.

Way back in university, I'd usually pick up a can or two of Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli, for those times when I was too busy to cook anything.

I haven't touched a can in about 30 years now.

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr @Wraithe

Your Dad has a stronger stomach that I do, I'm fairly certain. 🙂

Maybe a comfort food for him?
Can't possibly be the taste. 😆

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr @Wraithe

Oof. Yeah, not good.

RickiTarr, to random
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

What is your favorite breakfast? What is the actual breakfast you usually eat?

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr Three egg omelette, with mushroom, green pepper and cheese. Breakfast sausage or bacon, coffee and buttered toast as sides. Very rarely make it though.

Typically, porridge or blueberry bran muffins and coffee. Some days, just coffee.

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr

Heh. Now you have me thinking about breakfast. Maybe tomorrow will be a big brekkie day. 🙂

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • JUstTest
  • ngwrru68w68
  • everett
  • InstantRegret
  • magazineikmin
  • thenastyranch
  • rosin
  • Durango
  • khanakhh
  • Youngstown
  • slotface
  • ethstaker
  • kavyap
  • DreamBathrooms
  • anitta
  • osvaldo12
  • tester
  • cisconetworking
  • tacticalgear
  • GTA5RPClips
  • mdbf
  • modclub
  • cubers
  • Leos
  • normalnudes
  • megavids
  • provamag3
  • lostlight
  • All magazines
    •