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MachineLordZero

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I AM THE MACHINE LORD

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eniko, to random
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So why is everyone hating on the Pokémon clone game? I sure hope it's for better reasons than it being a Pokémon clone game

MachineLordZero,
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@eniko the what

eniko, to random
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is breakfast in bed still a thing people do?

MachineLordZero,
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@eniko yes

Chrishallbeck, to comics
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Mess.

MachineLordZero,
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@Chrishallbeck yeah

eniko, to random
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dear lord save me from gamers who think everything valve does is justified

MachineLordZero,
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@eniko Take the yachts. He purchased them with the stolen value of your labour. They're yours by right.

eniko, to random
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Mozilla: does something sketch with firefox

Peanut gallery: oh-ho! I wonder what the firefox evangelists will do now!

Firefox evangelists: continuing to use firefox because it's still orders of magnitude less sketch than chrome and better for the ecosystem to use a non-chrome-derivative, and there isn't any other viable choice

Peanut gallery: ah, well, nevertheless

MachineLordZero,
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@eniko Probably gonna have to make it

MachineLordZero, to random
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Funny how every time we give homes to the homeless, their situation gets better, and we pay less as a result.
It's almost like there's a blatantly obvious solution staring us in the face that can't be missed unless there's something seriously interfering with our brains.

eniko, to random
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someone should put "a monad is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors" in their game as a loading screen tip. i would do it but my games are too fast to need loading screens

MachineLordZero,
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@eniko IT SOUNDS LIKE WHAT THE CONDITION'S CALLED WHEN SOMEONE HAS ONLY ONE GONAD

eniko, to random
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amazing how when i have a week or so truly off i start coming up with creative ideas again

MachineLordZero,
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@eniko wait you mean endlessly running yourself into the ground isn't an optimal health and productivity strat?

DarkestKale, to random
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Good morning folks

MachineLordZero,
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@DarkestKale flashback to when someone had their grenade key the same as their push to talk key
At least when he spoke, people paid attention.

MachineLordZero, to random
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I kept a thermometer with me recently when I was feeling like I was overheating.
My local temperature was around 4 degrees higher than elsewhere.

eniko, to random
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god i fucking love youtube

MachineLordZero,
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@eniko They're having a go at your voice while they themselves remain text-only, huh? Biiig loser energy.

MachineLordZero, to random
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You when I GET you!

eniko, to random
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Wtf I was just chilling and suddenly my mood turned sour and now I'm not enjoying anything and don't wanna do anything

Is there a home remedy for this because I am not enjoying it

MachineLordZero,
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@eniko Did the local atmosphere just have a shift?

Chrishallbeck, to random
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In my heart of hearts I know that Kenny Loggins has a dog named Puppy Doggins.

MachineLordZero,
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@Chrishallbeck chicken named Henny Loggins

eniko, to random
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So we just had a torrential downpour that almost flooded part of our house so that's super cool

MachineLordZero,
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@eniko Ready to flee the Earth yet?

MachineLordZero, to random
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suddenly remembering that penises don't exist in pokemon

MachineLordZero, to random
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what're on the other sides of Maslow's pyramid?

MachineLordZero, to random
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I wonder how far down I'm allowed to dig

eniko, to random
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reading about a rash of child pneumonia cases overwhelming chinese hospitals and this jumped out at me:

"However, non-pharmaceutical interventions against COVID-19 drastically lowered the transmission of M pneumoniae," they wrote in The Lancet medical journal in August 2022.

so you're saying non-pharmaceutical interventions, (like masking) to prevent covid also kept everyone safe from other viral infections huh?

dang shame we threw all of those mitigations in the trash and now everyone is getting covid again and also all sorts of other bad viral and nonviral infections

MachineLordZero,
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@eniko hooooold on a second, are you telling me that if we do things that reduce the spread of disease, the spread of disease is reduced?

Chrishallbeck, to random
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The downside to working from home is I don't realize how much weight I'm gaining until that one day a month I have to put on pants.

MachineLordZero,
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@Chrishallbeck ew, pants

eniko, to random
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my main city now has so many stations that OpenTTD has run out of canned names to assign them

MachineLordZero,
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@eniko Mate how big's that city?

eniko, to random
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so far i have induced playing OpenTTD in 3 people

MachineLordZero,
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@eniko Don't count me among them, I have an actual TTD box
I just... can't reach it :(

MachineLordZero, to random
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Might be feeling the urge to play some Transport Tycoon courtesy of a certain @eniko

eniko, to random
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this no-terraforming run has gone terribly, horribly wrong
#OpenTTD

MachineLordZero,
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@eniko Eni... what have you done?

eniko, to random
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i think i wanna try a no-terraforming run of #OpenTTD. does anyone know of any good hilly custom maps?

MachineLordZero,
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@eniko Gonna stream? :3

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