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Lichtenbergian

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Dale Lyles, author, composer, teacher. Lichtenbergianism is the theory that everyone is creative; all you have to do is put it off. #fedi22 #creativity #procrastination #composing #burns dale@Lichtenbergianism.com

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Lichtenbergian, to random
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Is it just me or am I singularly uninspired to DO ANYTHING?

the_etrain, to random
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Game show idea: Naked Staring Contest

Lichtenbergian,
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@the_etrain Let me make sure I've got this straight: Is it me, naked, staring at people, or me staring at naked people? Because I'm good either way.

dgar, (edited ) to soundcloud
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All Zombies Go To Heaven Lyrics
3rd Place #Fedivision 2024
~ #Dgar

I got clouds in my head and I’m feeling kinda dizzy.
My eyes kinda hurt and my hair is all frizzy.
This jacket smells bad and I stepped in something squishy.
I’m feeling kinda hungry, so I gotta get busy.

Walking to the beat and everything is gritty.
Boarded up houses but the gardens look pretty.
Get with the crew and we start to get giddy.
We’re drawn down the street by the promise of the city.

I may fall today,
But I don’t need no confession.
It doesn’t hurt to pray,
But I’ve still got my depression.
Searching for some brains,
It’s kinda my obsession.
I think it’s safe to say,
All zombies go to heaven.

You can see the meat hanging out to dry.
They think they’re safe and believe that lie.
But behind their walls they start to cry.
They see us coming and we won’t die.

We are the hoard and we grow every day.
Trying to make it in a world decayed.
We can’t talk. Got nothing to say,
Paying the price that we all have to pay.

I may fall today,
But I don’t need no confession.
It doesn’t hurt to pray,
But I’ve still got my depression.
Searching for some brains,
It’s kinda my obsession.
I think it’s safe to say,
All zombies go to heaven.
All zombies go to heaven.
I may fall today,
But I don’t need no confession.
It doesn’t hurt to pray,
But I’ve still got my depression.
Searching for some brains,
It’s kinda my obsession.
I think it’s safe to say,
All zombies go to heaven.
All zombies go to heaven.
All zombies,
Go to heaven.

Written, composed, and performed by Jon O'Hare

Prerelease now available on #Soundcloud.

https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/all-zombies-go-to-heaven

#Dgarmusic #indie #rock #music #Fedivision2024 #MusiciansOfMastodon

Lichtenbergian,
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@dgar Huzzah for that finish!

Lichtenbergian, to random
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#Lichtenbergianism #AbortiveAttempts #KingOfHeartsFallacy

Lichtenbergian, to random
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You have hundreds of excuses not to make the that thing you want to make. Do not use them. #AbortiveAttempts #MakeTheThingThatIsNot #postcardquotes

Lichtenbergian, to random
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#Lichtenbergianism

Lichtenbergian, to animals
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At least he voted. #CecilThePest #CatsOfMastodon

Lichtenbergian, to animals
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Could someone explain to this animal that the reason his assistance in composing is not completely appreciated is that his abilities as an Assistive Feline™ are neglible if nonexistent? #CatsOfMastodon

Mrfunkedude, to random
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#today lets keep in mind the unspoken suffering of those around us.

No one is free from suffering. We all have our own internal struggles that more often then not, manifest in our lives.

If someone annoys you today, take a moment to remember that the spear in the others eye, is the spear in your own. We all at one time or another act out through our suffering, and more often then not, we end up regretting it.

Be a little more empathic today.
Be for others, what you wish they were, for you.

Lichtenbergian,
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@Mrfunkedude Always. Every day. (Except on the interstate. Screw those guys.)

Lichtenbergian, to random
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When it’s time to write that essay or compose that song, you don’t have to start at the beginning. Start with the part you know. (p. 41) #AbortiveAttempts

Lichtenbergian, to random
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#Lichtenbergianism

Mrfunkedude, (edited ) to random
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Holy shit I just looked at the calendar and realize that I turn 55 next Monday.

How the fuck did that happen?!?!

Where did I go wrong?

Lichtenbergian,
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@Mrfunkedude Is it because you're supposed to be turning 56?

Lichtenbergian, to random
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I suppose I should clean and stow the bar from last night's party. Ugh. WHO DECIDED MY BIRTHDAY SHOULD BE CELEBRATED?

dgar, to random
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I was going to buy a pocket calculator.

Then I realised that l don’t have that many pockets.

Lichtenbergian,
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@dgar

Binder, to random
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Getting the crap beaten out of me in the lobby by animated concessions after being lured there by their hypnotic jingle

Lichtenbergian,
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@Binder Again??

Mrfunkedude, (edited ) to random
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I’m a student of the fine farts.

Lichtenbergian,
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@Mrfunkedude I don't think I want to know what BFA stands for on your world.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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This is not the first toot you’ve read.

OR IS IT?

Hi. I’m Funk. Welcome to my TEDTalk on stoner philosophy.

Lichtenbergian,
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@Mrfunkedude Well, it will be the first toot I've read.

AS WAS FORETOLD IN THE PROPHECY.

Lichtenbergian, to random
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Don’t be afraid to emulate your heroes. (p. 98) #StealFromTheBest

RickiTarr, to random
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The Two Types of Vacationers:

Me: Hey Honey, what do you want to do on vacation? I want to walk somewhere lovely and try something new every day.

Hubs: Sleep as long as I want.

Lichtenbergian,
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@RickiTarr In my marriage, we have developed the terms 'Traveling' vs. 'Vacationing.' The dialectic is neverending. (I am currently flying home from twelve days of TRAVELING in Greece. Oy.)

Binder, (edited ) to random
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Finally bought myself a quilted comforter.

It took forever to come up w/ the down payment.

Lichtenbergian,
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@Binder Do we have to call the authorities again?

Lichtenbergian, to animals
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While I was sitting for a bit outside the Cathedral of St. John on Santorini, this beautiful boy strolled up and settled in for a snuggle and a scritch. #CatsOfMastodon

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Stop asking me for my socks.

Lichtenbergian,
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@Mrfunkedude Ohhhh, 'socks'! I thought you said 'sex'!

dgar, to random
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Some joker tore out the fifth month from my desk calendar!

I’m dismayed.

Lichtenbergian,
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@dgar No. Just no.

Lichtenbergian,
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@dgar Oh wait—that means I won't turn 70. Carry on.

Mjack, to random
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Apparently I'm invited to a tree sex orgy today.

Lichtenbergian,
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@Mjack Is this one of those disturbing pollen kink things?

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