AlisonBook

AlisonBook, 1 month ago to queensland

I was on a self service check out in Coles today..
The lady supervising the area came over..
Looked at all my purchases..
Said..
I'm just checking.....

Checking what ....... I asked..

Oh..what you're buying..I dunno what to make for dinner.. I'm looking for inspiration..

I think the wet weather is getting to people!
#Queensland #Rain #Mad

AlisonBook, 4 months ago to australia

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-08/goanna-rescue-water-weir-torrumbarry/103440868?utm_source=newsshowcase&utm_medium=discover&utm_campaign=CCwqFwgwKg4IACoGCAow3vI9MPeaCDCW7uoCMN3ilgM&utm_content=bullets

I'm proud to be an Aussie!
Also we have one of these in our roof!

#Goanna #Australia

mikemathia, 4 months ago to Sleeping

#Sleep

AlisonBook, 5 months ago to random

Dear Australia
Could we PLEASE knock it off with the snow songs..????
I'm MELTING...
Yours sincerely
Sweaty of Queensland

Inge, 7 months ago to random

On a picnic blanket in the middle of the school oval, waiting for an outdoor movie to start and watching the bats get going for the evening. Gin and tonic in a Thermos. All is well. #LivingInTheTropics

SecurityWriter, 7 months ago to random

My cat is great at catching spiders. There are however a few caveats:

1. Spiders must be sufficiently enormous to be fun. Somewhere between “Oh lawd he coming” and Shelob.

2. Spider catching only happens at night, and only in the bedroom.

3. Cat will make a few chirping noises to alert us that a spider is being hunted.

4. All spiders must be delivered as gifts onto the chest or face of one of us.

5. Note I only said great at ‘catching’. Delivered spiders are very much alive and very fucking irate about the current state of affairs.

AlisonBook, 9 months ago to random

Oh boy... can't wait for the next president of USA to patdon himself from prison and his stupid supporters have a party...

Alice, 9 months ago (edited 9 months ago) to random

This older gentleman lives in my neighborhood and I love how he uses the windshield of his truck like it’s analog Mastodon.

petergleick, 9 months ago to random

We're gonna need a bigger truck.

(CalTrans near San Diego)

Popehat, 9 months ago to random

NOT NOW EARTHQUAKE WE ARE HAVING A HURRICANE WAIT YOUR GODDAMN TURN

[Pointing fiercely at wildfires, riots]: AND YOU! FUCK RIGHT OFF

Strandjunker, 9 months ago to random

2 died of Ebola: They said Obama should resign.

4 died in Benghazi: They had Hillary testify for 11 hours, held 33 hearings, and launched a 4-year probe.

763,044 Covid deaths, an armed insurrection & theft of classified documents: They cheered, and want Trump to be president.

MissingThePt, 9 months ago to random

Trump declines to cover Rudy Giuliani’s legal bills, saying “it wouldn’t be fair to the hundreds of other people who committed crimes on my behalf.”

garius, 9 months ago to random

"What did England have that Australia didn't?"

"Well, we scored three goals."

Serena, blunt as always. 😆 #fifawwc #mastodonfc

AlisonBook, 9 months ago to australia

I have names the roof resident ..
Rover..
Isn't he a beaut?
#Australia #Wildlife

wonderofscience, 11 months ago to random

Astronaut Bruce McCandless high above the Earth during an amazing untethered spacewalk far from the safety of the space shuttle.

Image Credit: NASA
Source: https://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/imagegallery/image_feature_2100.html

video/mp4

garius, 1 year ago to random

If the TV show "Happy Days" debuted today, it would be set in 2003.

This toot brought to you by my continuing dedication to making you all feel old.

(A reminder that if it was "Back to the Future" Marty is jumping back to 1993)